"Oh, for f*ck's sake!"

More and more of late.

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Ray Martin

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"You uneducated potato!" someone please tell me which BP this was on i have a terrible memory lol 😂

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malenchki

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"Same difference" . . . I don't even remember where I heard it but now it's part of my daily vocabulary 🤣

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Ayden Manning

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Recently I've been saying "oof" and "yikes" a lot.

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Titas Burinskas

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"Well, f*****k me gently with a chainsaw."
It's from Heathers.

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basically_bill_cipher

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I once wanted to say "cool beans" and "sweet" at the same time, so I split the difference and said "sweet beans". I don't know why, but I keep doing it on purpose now...

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Sky Render

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jiminy christmas

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J Rob

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"I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream"
why do I say that
or "sup bitches"

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niegrzeczny polak

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i’m a teacher so i can’t swear at work, so i’ve replaced every swear word with “cinnamon bits!”

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sbf

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Really ?

To my daughter that wanks to stick a fork in a power socket
To the client who doesn't think basic IT security is important in 2021
To the half-wits protesting about getting vaccinated
To the corrupt Australian federal government ministers taking million dollar personal donations and thinking its ok.

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ben woskje

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Mine is saying „hee haw“ ALL the time

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Die Königin Nilpferd

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I have been saying “oh god” a lot lately

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TheHarryistHarryPotterFan

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suuuuuure

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Delilah Wharton

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i do this to haha but I tend to pronounce it like "SHORRRRE" when someone says something strange, like someone barking at me in the hallways.

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I mumble FFS (for f%^+ sake) under my breath at least 20 times a day.

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alex cosgrove

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To the cats - “Will you please finish your food”. “Look at all this wasted food”. “Can you try and keep the food in the bowls please instead of spilling it on the floor”.

All three will be inscribed on my gravestone!

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Jods

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Your mom jokes lmao

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Rowan

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lolllssss and neener

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Robyn

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I don’t know why, but I CANNOT stop making Dad Jokes. My Kids and husband could say anything and all that comes out of my mouth is randomly stupid jokes.
It’s like every time I open my mouth my Dad comes out.

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Danish Dynomummy

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I'm fine.

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Whispurr And Artemis and Peppa

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Goodness gracious great balls of fire

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Danse Macabre Cat

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Fan f*****g tastic!

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Hodor! Hodor?

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Y'all

Calm yo' self

If ya say so bud.

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Jacin Larkwell

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Only when I'm hanging around a certain group of friends I say "yo I wanna f**k the brown M&M/a Samsung smart fridge." TO GIVE SOME CONTEXT!! there is a streamer we all watch who said this once as a joke and now I just use it to tease my friends. Points if you know which streamer I'm talking about lol

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Rockstar

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“That’s all I did at my last job.” Usually follows someone’s pointing out a personal faux pas of mine. Then I say: “They paid me very well with benefits!”

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Rick Floyd

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Every single curse/swear word

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Aroace tiger (she/they/he)

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no s**t sherlock
ALL the time whenever someone says something lol

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turtledove

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I wouldn’t be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.

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MooMooFutch

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Jesus, Mary, Joseph and 18 camels. JMJ for short.

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Amber Smith

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If I stub my toe or hurt myself in anyway at all it’s normally, son of a biscuit when my kids are around. Son of a bitch when I’m by myself, or the f word. I say the f word a lot. I really, really try not to cuss. It just comes out.

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Lolliegag

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"For f**k's sake Phelix stop taking my pictures!!"

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SilverRain

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I've been saying:

"I need oreos!"
"YEET!"
"I'm hungry."

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Non-Bananary hooman

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Me:shut the frick up
My sister:STUD

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Purplesloth4586

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I have a stim where I repeat “I am not a vet” for like half an hour Idk why I have nothing to do with vets or want to be one its just so random

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GaeFrog

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Bugger nuts? It just slides of your tongue 😂

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Keiley Ball

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Ruuuude

For some reason, it's the only comeback I can think of now...

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Akylah McKenzie

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Jeez louise

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Danse Macabre Cat

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Well h3ll

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Terilee Bruyere

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"Just like a mighty herd of Turtles" My grandfather used to say it all the time. IDK why.

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Icedragocat (They/Them)

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"Couldn't care less."

To everything. specifically whenever my little brother starts talking

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malenchki

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Off Like a dirty shirt

Off like a herd of turtles

You ready, Steady?

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Carol Emory

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E

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54

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"You have no idea what...[INSERT WHATEVER THE OTHER PERSON HAS NO IDEA ABOUT]

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Steve Barnett

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Well fancy that.

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WildBerry

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Tingle fingers... do you need to ask?

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Douglas Turner

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"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"

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Ranger Kanootsen says GOODBYE!

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I'm in 10th grade and I have the vocabulary of a 3rd-grade teacher. I use phrases like "smarticle-particle" quite frequently and things along that line.

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Ansley Byrd

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Groovy

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Danse Macabre Cat

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Sweet cheese and rice

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Danse Macabre Cat

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“Good heavens!” “Goodness gracious!” “Oh my goodness…” For reference, I’m 42 and have said these phrases since I was a little tyke.

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Jasper’s World

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I’ve been saying this is a disaster but I pronounce it dis-a-stuh instead and no clue why lmao

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Lawless

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My answer to anything (and everything) is “cool”

“I slept late today” “cool”
“I murdered someone” “cool”

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Hungry Panda

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An Irish "Jasus", an English "Bloody 'ell", a Hispanic "Jesús Christo", and my personal favorite, the half swears you have to do in offices, planes, public places in general, " Son of a... seabiscuit, Fu..dge"

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TryppTrapp

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From my time in the deep South: "If it don't come out in the wash, it will come out in the rinse."

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Shara Kranz

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Crap on a cracker! Even got my mom saying it.

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Witchling

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SINCE UH ☝ WHEN

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Callia Rose Girouard

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“What doin?” Ever since I saw a bird on Tik-Tok, I’m constantly saying it. It’s not grammatically correct so it drives people crazy but I just can’t stop!!!

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Shawna Dean

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Doodle Bug. I call everyone from my cats to my boss Doodle Bug.

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AtMostAFabulist

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Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!

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John Jun

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For sure, dirty.

I've been saying it for years because this guy in High School said it all the time and it just kinda stuck?

Said it to my boss the other day, thought about it for a sec, and finally looked up what it meant. Apologized shortly after. He thought it was funny.

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Sanguinius

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"with that said..."

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jenny rebecca Mclaughlin

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Blah, blah, blah… “like a fish!”
You’ll either know the film reference. Or you won’t. But everything in my world is, “like a fish”.

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Uncommon Sense

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the amount of times i say "pog", "mate", and "man" is insane

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your socially awkward cousin

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~Yee yee bois 🤠🐴~

Lately because of a classmate.

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Strawberry Cow

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"epic". idk why I can't stop I just constantly say epic

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alex he/him

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Been saying "Mother of god" lately because of this one emote named "motherofgod:, in which the emote looks cool.

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Whining Walace

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um... what the freak,shut up, get lost, damnit, freaking lord


and a few more...

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Smita Samel

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Fudge
Mother of satan
What the fudge
SCREEEEEE
DO YALL EVER GET QUIET????
BROWN MNM

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Larry Face

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For the Aussies out there - "No Worries"

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Duncan

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"Greetings!"
"Ayo"
"'Sup?"
"Dope"
"Wack"
"Sick"
"Sweet"
"Fack"
"What fresh hell is this?"
"What in gay hell?"
"What the curse-ed f*ck?"
"Wazzat?" (In place of 'What's that?')
"Be gay do crime"
"My dude"
"My boi"
"My man"
"I just don't vibe with it"
"This is taking eons"
"It'll take a dragon's age" (meaning it will take a long time)
"Hey you forgot your flashlight" (said aggressively when entering a room/voicecall to greet certain friends)
"Operator sickness" or "links disease" (in response to anyone coughing)
"(Insert beverage), what are you, forty?" (Usually in response to someone saying they like black coffee)

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I tend to say "kiddo" a lot as an endearing term but also "uh oh spaghetti-o" which people find weird and funny lol

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Grasie MoonFlower

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"I'll add it to my list"

My list of stuff to do is getting rather long :)

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Phendrena

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Apparently it's "Zack", my 1,5y old repeats it every time I say it. I really have to stop, it's getting out of hand

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LuckyL

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“Oh for Pete’s sake!” Who is this Pete guy anyway?

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Miranda Tittles

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'Like.'

It means a lot of things and can be a whole sentence depending on the intonation. I'm trying to stop using it though.

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Michelle M

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A masterpiece of meticulous exactitude

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Nicolas Pilot

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“We’re not here to f**k spiders!”

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Claire Nichols

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I am originally from Michigan and these are the things I blame it for.

"Yeah no" - I disagree or I agree but its a negative thing

"No yeah" - I agree.

The 5 tenses of "You guys" (ie. "You guys" "Yours guys" "You guyses" "Your guys" and the ever popular "Yours guyses") None of these are pronounced like one is Tony Soprano.

The Michigan "ope" - A standard issue apology, generally whispered under the breath when one gets to close to anything living or otherwise.

I personally find "no yeah" and "yeah no' to be the worst of the lot, and by far and away the most used.

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Short Ferret

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Indubitably

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Wakearound

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"Let it die."

Not literally...obviously.

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John Mulaney's Toupee

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"Char!"

It's just an expression. Lol!

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frank0ys

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-variations on f*ck, mainly f*ck me (in my head)
-ehhh... is it though?
-oof
-freakin' hell
-Jesus Christ (i'm agnostic)

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oddly_informed_raven

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Nice

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Aesthetic Potato

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Any quote from a Marvel movie or the Marvel cast.

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thatawkwardhistorian

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Hello, Bees!

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Silre

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Question!
Usually preceding a question, but sometimes a statement :)
Got it from Dwight on The Office

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Saucy Aussie

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Omg
Oh my god
Oh my gosh
(To my parents) hello mother / father

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Space Whale

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2 words:
"SWEET" and " WHACK"

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Tamaya Williams-Newby

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With my UK friends
"Listen here yah c***ts"
We do this every time we play together

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Kristopher

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oof idk why also spawn and /sarcastically/ of course

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donnie supremacy (she/her)

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*observes something agreeable and/or callipygian*

That's pretty Art Deco.

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Bacony Cakes

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"It's okay"
or
"It's going to be okay"

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Willow

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“Garbage people” are just “trash”

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Phil Perkins

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'Oh Misery!'

But i'm dutch, so then it's; 'oh ellende!' and it just fits in so, so many ways.

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Cynner

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Fair point.my sister and I live on a road,it’s called Fairview,she hates me so when I say Fair Point she says “you mean Fairview”

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Kai Scadden

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when someone asks me for a favor i ALWAYS say "depends on the favor" my bf hates it xD
i also make an awful lot of "your momma" jokes
"MOOD"
and i recently started to use "jeeezus" a lot.. i don't know why :D

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Francis

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Shut the f**k up stop spamming you son of a bitch.

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Die

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Holy D*ck, Swaggalicious, and what the Sh*t.

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MustardLemon

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awesome sauce and dammit cheese and crackers!!!

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Mahagony74 Red

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Bugger it all

Oh, f*ck me in the ar*e

Whatever

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Scarlett

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"What the actual falafel is this"

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Pumpkin Spice

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"100 percent". Not sure where I picked it up but currently trying to shake it.

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Sam Yobado

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Calm yourself!

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Ashley Nell

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You need edumacated🤦🏻‍♀️

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Ashley Nell

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That makes sense.

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Kimberly Sandquist

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You better check yourself.

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BlueHunter

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No s**t Peter Parker your spider senses are or king!

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Unstablefrog

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"Sana all."

Filipino slang used when we're jealous of other people's good luck.

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Lindsay Joyce Macabantad

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IT IS WHAT IT IS

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mamadeflorencia

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snowflake

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BleeBloo

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i saw this in a movie awhiel ago and ever since then my favorite insult has been "Camel C*ck"

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plush n puppet shenanigans

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"Cool beans" I picked it up from a Tumblr post about slang used in past decades, started using it ironically, and now I say it way too much.

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Bryn

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I’ll be the judge of that.

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My hands are wet because I just washed them. No other reason. (points if you get the reference)

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Ansley Byrd

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Ever since Brooklyne99 I keep saying "Noice and toit!"

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Michal Lev

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I’ll just say “Barnacles” as another word for crap, etc.

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Grace DeGroot

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So at some point in time I started saying "So" at the beginning of a comment. I'm aware of it and it drives me nuts. No reason for it at all. So, I am working on it. F*ck! (also I am saying that a lot more)

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Irish Lad

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FFS and Cool bananas

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Rens

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Fudge.
Put that down and eat your dinner
More recently “Why don’t you watch a different episode of Hey Duggie, one you haven’t seen before.“

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James016

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F*cking hell!!! When I drop something, or make a mistake, or find the science too loud. Yea.

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yelsnia_forever

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'Skoden'. (Let's go, then,)
Thanks, Reservation Dogs.

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chas ames

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KRIKEY!

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"Are they trying to kill us all?" I used to just yell it at the TV but I caught myself muttering it under my breath when I saw how much they wanted for a lamp I was looking at.

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"crimony antlers" spoken by my friend's very conservative mother on verge of aneurism

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Susan Brown

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gotcha...even if I don't "gotcha", I still say gotcha

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ch.ase.me

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" Jesus Christ, Superstar, Mary Chain and All Saints!" as an expression of surprise

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Hugo Falcão

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"...so, be it". Used for many years and being known for using this phrase

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sorry

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Pamela Noon

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Exclaimation

Sweet and sour baby Jesus.

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Wayne Noffsinger

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I have said gosh darn your life, mother funyuns, and weirdchamp wayyy to much recently

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Space Whale Warrior

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AINT I THE CATS PAJAMAS?!?

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the walrus

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“No sh*t Sherlock!” and “Okie-Dokie Captain Obvious.”

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junipurrrrr

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Y'all
Just- it slid into my vocabulary at school one day and bam.

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Emo Sloth

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potatoes i don't know i just can't stop saying it....

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You’re killing me, Smalls.

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“It is what it is.” My co-workers always nod and agree, because it’s easier to say than flipping s**t. We work in a restaurant. Better to have that attitude than going ballistic, imho.

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“That’s Showbiz!” I work as a background actor and I never know when I’m gonna work till the night before. Usually work 12-16 hour days starting real early. Whenever I’m on my way to the studio at like 4 am and I’m messaging my friends out of boredom and they reply I’m just; “That’s Showbiz, baby!”

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Ben Moss

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Couldn't be happier if I was twins.

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Lucinda Speer

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sacré bleu, picked it up from beauty and the beast.

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Michael Reed

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At the end of the day….

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At the end of the day…

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marjory white

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Christ on a stick!

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Not my phrase but a phrase my GF says way too often, and it gets under my skin. At the end of so many sentences she'll say "you know what I mean?"

We should go and walk the dog now so we can go and watch a movie later whilst she's chill... you know what I mean?

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Aidan Caig

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"like" has finally left this building. Listen to how often even a news report will repeat it.

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Oh Sh*t! And "christopher columbus"


My daily words 😂

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Angel of India

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ghetto-tastic. one day i tried to say fantasticly ghetto and out it popped.

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Shishal Asaurus

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my other fave - son of a biscuit eater

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Shishal Asaurus

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never gonna give you up

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Just your avergae anime artist

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calm your knickers.....to the wife.

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Fraser Kelly

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I sometimes just go "s**t"

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Falcon on Dizzy

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Though.

At this point I don't even know what it means anymore.

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Lisa

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You need edumacated🤦🏻‍♀️

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Ashley Nell

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I'm tired *sigh

cause I am. I am always tired. *sigh

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Sparkle Bean

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No worries.
That’s what she said!

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David Harris

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"Bite Me!"

You'd think I learn not to say it after a friend bit me...LOL Nope still say it...LOL

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Heather Mack-Scott

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I have said “yabba dabba doo” for most of my adult life. Not in a happy excited way, but kind of deadpan. Like if I just finished washing dishes, and Love of my Life puts a coffee cup and spoon in the sink while I’m still standing there drying my hands. Yabba dabba doo.

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i’m about to hit, spit, spackle the f*** out of somebody. as well as “ah yes, bisois man” and “just killed a woman feeling good”

props if you can tell what this is from

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XLucy1217

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YEAH BABY! I say it out of impulse when excited.

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right now?
"I can be brown, I can be blue, I can be violet sky. I can be hurfull, I can be purple, I can be anything you want..."
suffer with me now

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Lenka Smetanová

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Any sarcastic reply or something that has dumbass

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Unstablefrog

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"How can anybody still support that senile creepy old pedophile Joe Biden?"

I say it often

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Tres D

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