I am a sucker for dad jokes, and most of them stick.

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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta

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Kayla Ankar
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    #2

    my dad told me this one:
    i was walking down the street when i saw a yard sale with a radio for sale. the seller said that the volume was stuck on high. so i said, "well, i can't turn than down!"

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    green penguin / isabelle
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    #3

    What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef.

    (read it out loud, it works better that way)

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    QueerAxolotls
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    #4

    This is a fun prompt.

    What do ducks wear to formal events?
    A duck-cedo!

    Did you hear about the bird criminal?
    He's been Robin' banks!

    What do you call a ghost chicken?
    A Poultry-Geist!

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    mysterious(he/they, maybe?)
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    #5

    Being put in the iron maiden is either a good or bad experience. It's all in the execUti0n.

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    LeProudDork(She/They)
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    #6

    Sans I summon you to comment. *proceeds to summon*

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    DP(the first)
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    #7

    Steak is a medium rarely well done.

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    Richard Davis
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    #8

    Cow Puns:
    What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
    What do you call a cow with no legs?
    Ground beef.
    Idk much dad jokes.

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    Average Chicago sports fan
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    #9

    They say you can laugh as loud as you want in Hawaii, but they prefer A lo ha

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