I am a sucker for dad jokes, and most of them stick.

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#1

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta

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Kayla Ankar
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#2

my dad told me this one:
i was walking down the street when i saw a yard sale with a radio for sale. the seller said that the volume was stuck on high. so i said, "well, i can't turn than down!"

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green penguin / isabelle
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#3

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef.

(read it out loud, it works better that way)

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QueerAxolotls
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#4

This is a fun prompt.

What do ducks wear to formal events?
A duck-cedo!

Did you hear about the bird criminal?
He's been Robin' banks!

What do you call a ghost chicken?
A Poultry-Geist!

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mysterious(he/they, maybe?)
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#5

Being put in the iron maiden is either a good or bad experience. It's all in the execUti0n.

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LeProudDork(She/They)
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#6

Sans I summon you to comment. *proceeds to summon*

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DP(the first)
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#7

Steak is a medium rarely well done.

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Richard Davis
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#8

Cow Puns:
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Idk much dad jokes.

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Average Chicago sports fan
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#9

They say you can laugh as loud as you want in Hawaii, but they prefer A lo ha

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AceIsStrange (He/They/Zem)
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