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#1

a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings... sorry couldn't help myself

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#2

Why were they called the dark ages? There were a lot of knights.

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#3

a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings:

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#4

That's a punny question

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#5

You have to say this to someone for it to work, but here we go:
You: "Ask me what the secret to comedy is."
Them: "What's the secret to co-"
You: "Timing! Oh, too early? Sorry."

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RafCo (he/him)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They say comedy is tragedy plus time. What I'm trying to say is, give this joke some time.

#6

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor

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#7

Have you heard about those corduroy pillows? Yeah, they've been making headlines.

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#8

Here's one by the great Groucho Marx. "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

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