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Hey Pandas, What Is A Funny Nickname You Give To Everyday Objects Around The House? (Closed)
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#1
Not necessarily around the house but I’ve taken to calling carousels “horse tornadoes”
Final score:
5points
#2
I was talking to my boyfriend in the store one day and I accidentally said “sand hanitizer” instead of “hand sanitizer”. We’ve called it that ever since!
Final score:
5points
#3
Milk: Moo Moo Juice
Water: Snowman Blood
thats it for around the house I think but I call stingrays majestic flap-flaps
Final score:
5points
#4
The TV remote is called a 'doofer'.
Most other things are called a description of their use followed by 'Yolk'. For example, 'pass me that stirring yolk' instead of 'pass me a spoon'
Final score:
4points
#5
Some people call their toilet the john. i call mine the jim. So I can say that every morning when i wake up, I go to the jim
Final score:
4points
#6
so when Iwas little and still do, call batteries=batadees, privacy=prívasy, and i call meat tenderizers=skull crushers
Final score:
3points
#7
i call my Alexa "chara" because it would turn on at night or when no one said "Alexa" so I started to call it chara because I was pretty sure it was a ghost and I love undertale so the Alexa ghost = chara ( if you don't know who chara is they are a ghost child in undertale)
Final score:
2points
#8
I have started to call my water bottle "wa-wa"... I'm even more of a child than I look...
Final score:
2points
#9
I call my under stairs cupboard The Lobbit because if I'm not sure where something should go, I "lob it" in there. We also have a small spare bedroom, which we had always called the box room. When Covid took hold and home working became more permanent, we changed the room to an office but still kept calling it the box room out of habit. Now we just call it "The Box Office", which is quite apt as most work days have drama attached to them!
Final score:
2points
#10
Not at my home, but at my summer camp there’s a giant mister outside for really hot days, and my friends and I would always call it “Mr. Mister”
Final score:
2points
#11
For some weird reason i've always called tortilla chips crunchies.
Final score:
1point
#12
We had a bench in our foyer that had a lid. We called it the coffin.
Our first aid kit asked to be called Florence.
Final score:
1point
#13
Whenever I cook meat like steaks filets I always say it is severed instead of served when it is done.
Final score:
1point
#14
Bathroom— pooper or shitter (most likely derived from Christmas Vacation)
Bathroom fan— fart fan
Walls: forbidden canvases
Hand sanitizer— han san
Alexa— Idiot or Artificial Unintelligence
Guinea pigs— ratdogs
Guinea pig cage— rat den
Two of my dogs— Luxo Lamp (because they’re both wearing cones of shame and look like Luxo Jr, though I suppose Dug would be a more fitting name)
Final score:
1point
#15
not things WORDS.my grandma lives with us and when she says blow on it she says poosk it(if any one knows what language that is plz tell me) she also puts a E on cartoons.
Final score:
0points
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