Not necessarily around the house but I’ve taken to calling carousels “horse tornadoes”

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Taylor McDermott

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I was talking to my boyfriend in the store one day and I accidentally said “sand hanitizer” instead of “hand sanitizer”. We’ve called it that ever since!

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FurryManiac

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Milk: Moo Moo Juice

Water: Snowman Blood

thats it for around the house I think but I call stingrays majestic flap-flaps

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AliceInWonderland?

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The TV remote is called a 'doofer'.
Most other things are called a description of their use followed by 'Yolk'. For example, 'pass me that stirring yolk' instead of 'pass me a spoon'

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Donkey boi

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Some people call their toilet the john. i call mine the jim. So I can say that every morning when i wake up, I go to the jim

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Billy The Kid

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so when Iwas little and still do, call batteries=batadees, privacy=prívasy, and i call meat tenderizers=skull crushers

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Caleb Lumpkin

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i call my Alexa "chara" because it would turn on at night or when no one said "Alexa" so I started to call it chara because I was pretty sure it was a ghost and I love undertale so the Alexa ghost = chara ( if you don't know who chara is they are a ghost child in undertale)

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Asy_End

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I have started to call my water bottle "wa-wa"... I'm even more of a child than I look...

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Lorelai Purvis

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I call my under stairs cupboard The Lobbit because if I'm not sure where something should go, I "lob it" in there. We also have a small spare bedroom, which we had always called the box room. When Covid took hold and home working became more permanent, we changed the room to an office but still kept calling it the box room out of habit. Now we just call it "The Box Office", which is quite apt as most work days have drama attached to them!

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Snack_Shack

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Not at my home, but at my summer camp there’s a giant mister outside for really hot days, and my friends and I would always call it “Mr. Mister”

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PjandBolt

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For some weird reason i've always called tortilla chips crunchies.

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PikachuFan7

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We had a bench in our foyer that had a lid. We called it the coffin.

Our first aid kit asked to be called Florence.

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Vicki Donaldson

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Whenever I cook meat like steaks filets I always say it is severed instead of served when it is done.

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deletemyaccount

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Bathroom— pooper or shitter (most likely derived from Christmas Vacation)

Bathroom fan— fart fan

Walls: forbidden canvases

Hand sanitizer— han san

Alexa— Idiot or Artificial Unintelligence

Guinea pigs— ratdogs

Guinea pig cage— rat den

Two of my dogs— Luxo Lamp (because they’re both wearing cones of shame and look like Luxo Jr, though I suppose Dug would be a more fitting name)

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Louie

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not things WORDS.my grandma lives with us and when she says blow on it she says poosk it(if any one knows what language that is plz tell me) she also puts a E on cartoons.

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Serenity Kinney

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we call the glass cleaner "pis pis"

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idkwhatsmyname

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I call my rug my wuggy

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Charlie Anderson

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