Hey Pandas, What Funny Names Do You Call Your Pet? (Closed)

I have so many nicknames for my dog! Share yours!

My Goldendoodle, Auggie, More often than not gets called any of the following: Augustus, Floof, Poop, Poopy, Poopy-Floof, Auggie-Butt, or Auggo.

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I have a bazillion nicknames for my dog Daisy: daisy doggie, miss wiggle butt, daisy-mazie, dd, and my most commonly used one, pup-pup

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Nerd Dog

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Coo coo birb instead of Choco because he cray-cray :)

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lol

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Michelle V 3 years ago

LOL!

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My dogs name is Jimmy and I call him Jimmy Chew ironically but Jimmy hardly chews.....

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Deal _Anneal

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My dog's legal name is Penelope, but she goes by Peenellowpooh, for unknown reasons.

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Nick

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Deal _Anneal 3 years ago

legal? hol' up whaaaaa.....

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My dogs Clio and Thalia like it when I call them Cutie and Beauty but when I call them Lardarse and Jellybelly they give me a fish-eyed scowl.

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Michelle V 3 years ago

That's cute!

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I always have silly nicknames for my pets/children. I had a feline leukemia positive cat once. He lived to be only 9 months old. But he was the sweetest and most loving boy. He was all grey and I used to love Garfield so I named him Nermal. But I always called him Nerman-Tater or Tater boy. The next male cat I adopted after he passed was named Tater in his honor.

My current babies have the following nicknames : Dog - Sophie, or Sophie Dophie, Cat: Trixie, Trixie Pita or Trixle.

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Sparkle Bean

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Cat 1 - name is Mogwai... But also goes by Mugsy, Mugs, Muggins, Muglas.
Cat 2 - name is Tuna... But goes by Tuna Fish, Tuna Butt, Mr. Fish.
Cat 3 - name is October... But goes by Toby, Tobes, Tobers.

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My dog’s name is Akela. She is a black American Lab with a white patch on her chest. We call her Kela Whale or Nutter Butter because she’s a nutter!

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Frisinator (Submission author) 3 years ago

Also I call get crazy pants!

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Well, My cat died in September, but we used to call her Fluffy Butt, Hazey, Ms. Meows-A-Lot, and I liked to sometimes call her Colonel Sanders. Her real name was Hazel

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I have cats. Botox is Botox anytime - her forehead was wrinkled from childhood.
Blackie can be naughty to visitors (male cats), so sometimes he is Blackie Chan.
Ugly is opposite in colour and character of Princess (and we pronounce with first u, not a, she is cute). Her second name is Googlie. She can find anything if it can be eaten!

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My dogs name is Murphy but I call him Mursky Mur

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My cat's name is Tekeo. While texting, my husband typo'd a word and it came out tekeoatkuc. I don't remember what the text was supposed to be but it became an inside joke and when we adopted our cat after our honeymoon, we knew we had to use it as his name. 14 years later, Tekeo is still our first baby.

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My cat's real name is Homey - inspired by Homey the Clown on "In Living Color". He has many nick names: Fuzz Butt, Fuzzbutticus, Shi-thead (say the th-- sound), and Shitty Kitty just to name a few.

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5 cats, I call them baby, cat boi, loaf, cat baguette, floofy girl, floof, CATerpillar, and Presh(precious)

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my dogs' name is snuggles so I call him snuggles the puggle
cause he's a pug

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Viviane 3 years ago

I sometimes address pugs as "pugalicious".

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My cat once had some poop stuck to her tail and it got scraped onto the floor. I nicknamed her “Stinker cat”

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My dog cloud: Mr. Cheese, Cloudybutts, Claude, Monsieur Fromage, Snoredoodle, Wigglybutts, Poumpam

My cat Zelda: Zouine, Zwizi, Zazou, Zim, Zaz, Zwizard

Poor them :( LOL

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Valérie

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My dog was abandoned by these awful ppl who named him Gunner, but when he went to the pound they named him Odie,( which suits him much more) but any, for some reason I like to call Odie Odoe.

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Emma is our neighbor's cat, but she comes to visit us often. We call her the Half-Cat because she's not ours, plus she's a Manx and has no tail.

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I call my guinea pigs "Fancy Gophers".

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Number 5

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My older brother calls my mothers Yorkie puppy " puke Dog and puke . hi name is omega

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Journey Maze

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I have a cat named Bella, whom I call bellakins, floops, smoosh, and other names.

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Luna (all pronouns)

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My kitty has a first and middle name - Petranella NovemberReign. She also has a few funny names - MonkeyFire, MonkeyStew, Fatranella, Pet Rock Nilla Dilla, Mommy (becaue she's bossy and tries to tell me what to do), Pookanella, GreedyPoo, Grunt, and Nelly Belly.

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Michelle V

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My dog is Brownie. I commonly named him Piece or Little Piece of Dog

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Salma Hernández

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Boople snoop

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CapoQuinn

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Bug, Buggie, Buggie boy, cause he’s alswyas laying on the rug so he’s snug as a bug!

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Stitches

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I call my cat Sonnet Floof and Wiskow lol

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COWBOYCASANOVA

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Chuey = 4 pound Chihuahua, 9 years old

What we call him: Chuchuu Mamachoo, Mr. Ferocious, Mamadoot, Wee bitty, Brat, Booboochu, Poop machine

Cari, 12 pound, hairy whatever bundle of love

Nicknames: CareCare, Gaga, Mamasgirls, my daughter's name

At any time children's names and dog names become interchangeable.

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KimTx (Submission author) 3 years ago

Add: Fuzzbutt for either Mami for Cari

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My cat is ever underfoot, and prompting me to push her away and say, "get back".
So, as an homage to Elton John, I often call her "get-back-honky-cat".

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I call my dog bella, bella-boo-bear or bells

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Aroace tiger (she/they/he)

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Previous cat Miko, used to call her "Sweety Miko," but also "Meaty Sweeko" because she was a chunk. Also, "Puppy Cat" because she was not graceful and liked to be thumped on the back like a dog. (RIP Miko)

Current cat came with the name Roxy. I call her "Foxy Roxy," "Fox Fox Rox Rox," "fuzzy butt" and "Roxy Menace Tail" (when she hits me in the head with her tail when I'm trying to sleep).

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Christine

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My girl kitten Nova has many nicknames. Novee, Novarena, Novalene, Baby Girl, Girly, Novasetta, Nosey, the list goes on and on!

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#34

No pets now, but I had a rather sweet-nature tom cat that I occasionally addressed as "you crack whore".

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Ringo dingo, ringy, and ring ring

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I have a Boston Terrier and I have a couple names that I call her when I am bored and don't have anything better to do.My mom also came up with a song for her? idk my mom is weird...
1. Moo dog
2.Sugar
3. Bea bomb biscuit
4. Bea bomb (lol her actual name is Miss Bea)

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Floofy butt and nubby butt. Moka is a Rottie/Border Collie mix with the most flamboyant floofy butt, complete with fan tail. Chino is a Husky/American Dingo mix with a natural bunny tail (it's not docked). Floofy butt and nubby butt. Don't judge me.

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Nikki Sevven

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My beautiful 16-year-old Tortie cat, Penelope. She has a bunch of nicknames but my faves are Puff Catty and P-Kitty : )

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A Cat Named Dragon

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Our puppy's name is Sir Watson Winkelwagon.

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A strolling cat, wich I feed twice a day: little mousy-teeth.

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I named my cat Stormy but call him "Stormy Warmy Woo Poo", "Storm Storm". and "Meow Meow Kitty Boy"

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I have a cat. She has anxiety and she sheds a lot, specifically around her bellly and b u t t so her gut always hangs out. She's a pretty healthy cat, and fit too (believe me, she does plenty of trips up and down the stairs at night) yet somehow she has the droopiest and weirdest gut I have ever seen- I mean seriously it's just a sack of bald skin hanging down from her belly and it's the weirdest thing-
Oh, gosh, I'm getting of track- SORRY!!!
Anyways, because of all of her flubb (flubb is basically another word for blubber or chonk in my house) I call her just that: "Flubb". I also call her Bean, just because she reminds me of one. I guess cause they're small(?) idek why I call her that one tbh! Her actual name is 8-Ball (because in the game of Pool, the 8-Ball is black and white, the colors of my cat.)but those are the two nicknames I call her:
Flubb and Bean.

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Ok, we call our mutt Beau, Muttburger, Beauzinga, Beauzerautumus (These are being spelled out for the first time soooo...), Mutt, Dog, and Butthead (compliments to my parents [mostly my dad] for these)

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