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#1
it always makes me so mad when people say, "im literally gonna kms" as a joke. it's not funny at all.
Final score:
14points
Julie Snelling 1 year ago
Now I know what this means I agree a friend of mines son killed himself and it was only after I realised how often I said this or thought it and how awful it is and not in the least bit funny.
#2
oh also, using a mental illness or something similar as an insult like someone saying to their friends, "you're literally bipolar"
Final score:
10points
crowspectre (he/they) 1 year ago
Someone I know said someone else was acting 'a little bipolar' and like f**k off that is a genuine mental health issue I very well may have you can just shut up and not make something that might f*****g kill me into a joke??
#3
"That's so gay"
I am gay, Johnathan, so suck on that.
Final score:
8points
Toothpaste guy 1 year ago (edited)
When people say that about something I did, I hit em with the "Yeah, and it can get a lot gayer if you want ;)"
#4
"It's just a joke bro"
Final score:
6points
A gay cat man (he/him&Tré/Trè) 1 year ago
omg, one of my (ex) friends is one of those ppl (minus the bro)
#5
"Just think positive" and other b******t like that! If I could think positively, I wouldn't've had depression!
Final score:
6points
#6
that autism is a superpower, yea i get the message but its really not a power at all half the time it just gets in the way and when it is good its not normally for good things other people on the spectrum most likely disagree but thats alright
Final score:
4points
A gay cat man (he/him&Tré/Trè) 1 year ago
as an autistic person: the only superpower is remembering *insert special interest here*! also the bad stuff is annoying AF.
#7
"you're not fat, your beautiful"
Final score:
4points
Tiramisu 🇵🇸 1 year ago
I agree. There's being a nice human for not body-shaming, but then there's ignoring the fact that someone is an unhealthy weight/size, to the point that it's hurting themselves
#8
“You’ve got another THING coming.” The whole point of this phrase is that you may have thought wrong, and therefore “You’ve got another THINK coming .”
Final score:
3points
#9
when people say take a chill pill THE ONLY THING THAT is GOING TO DO IS MAKE US EVEN MORE MAD LIKE DUDE YOU CHILLLLLLLLLLL
sorry im mad at the moment LOL😅 well have a good day
Final score:
2points
#10
When you make a “joke” about mental illness when you’ve never had one like for example:
“I have ptsd from when x did that”
“Omg, this triggers my ocd” (when you don’t even have it)
“Lol I wanna commit suicide because of [insert very dumb reason]”
“omg, I literally have [insert every mental disorder that’s ever existed] because some quiz on Buzzfeed told me”
Just, don’t trivialize mental disorders if you’ve never had any experience with them. If you do have mental disorders then get help if you can as soon as possible before it turns into something even worse
Final score:
2points
#11
"Exactly!!!"
I have someone at my workplace say it all the time whenever they agree with something.
As annoying as it can be!!!
Final score:
1point
#12
The “Sorry, not sorry.” Phrase. Just, if you’re not sorry, say you’re not sorry! You don’t have to waste so many words just to tell me you don’t give a cracker about the damage you caused.
Other one: “f yourself.” I know it’s supposed to mean kill yourself, but doesn’t the word ALSO have a different verb meaning?? You want me to do WHAT to myself? People use the f word in so many ways it kills me. Like, does the word even have meaning anymore? It has so many definitions, it doesn’t actually have any definition.
Final score:
1point
A gay cat man (he/him&Tré/Trè) 1 year ago
okay, i use the phrase go f**k yourself in the literal. i didn't know it meant that too!!
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