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#1
what i do for a living is sit on my butt and hope it gets wider. I'm retired.
Final score:
14points
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#2
I am a server in a super upscale Seafood/Steakhouse in Pittsburgh
Final score:
9points
#3
I am a Environmental Service Technician (housekeeper) at a hospital known for it's birthplace.
I get to see the newborn babies everyday.
They saw all newborns look the same, but it's not so. Each one is precious.
I love my job.
Final score:
9points
#4
I am a Crime Analyst and Financial Investigator. 28 years…. Love it because we protect elderly who were fraudulently swindled.
Final score:
9points
#5
Nurse here! 20 years and counting. I LOVE being a nurse and would like to believe I’m one of the good ones. I truly care about each and every patient and treat them as if they are my family. Nurses who only get it it for the money give us all a bad name.
Honestly, the reason I got into nursing was because my labor and delivery nurses sucked so bad, I thought, “I can run circles around these a**holes.
Final score:
7points
#6
I'm a contract analyst for an insurance company, my line is primarily government lines. Sounds boring but I love my team, boss, and coworkers so that helps keep me.
Final score:
7points
#7
I am a librarian and outreach specialist in Memphis, Tennessee. (United States)
Final score:
7points
#9
Right now currently seeking a place in this world after my old career came to an abrupt end. Thinking I want to get into cybersecurity and run my own small business.
Final score:
6points
#10
Licensed Massage Therapist here. Been at it 17 years and I love it more every year!
Final score:
6points
#11
High school teacher here. Been on it since 22 years. Wouldn't wanna do anything else. Every three years my students leave... and hopefully I've prepared them well for the work life. I hope I teached them a bit about life as well, not just what's in the books.
Final score:
5points
#12
As of right now, I'm a student, but I want to be a death metal singer in the future!!! :D
Final score:
5points
#13
I work for a Garden design/ maintenance company ! I don’t design tho unless I’m doing a side job ! Mostly we just plant beautiful flowers and gardens for the very rich !
Final score:
5points
#14
Emergency Mental Health screener/Acute Care Clinician in a nonprofit.
Final score:
5points
#16
I'm a Personal Support Worker. I care for the elderly. I treat them the way I would want my grandmother to be treated. I love my job and go to work happy every day. *Visit your parents*
Final score:
5points
#19
My occupation is the true love of my life - I am importing beautiful clothes and acessories (which I love) from India (which I love) and selling them in my shop (which I love) in an European country. Plus side - I love mondays. Minus side - If my business goes under, the very idea of doing anything else scares me to death...
Final score:
4points
#21
I'm an admin for a small town tourist centre. The best job to meet all the locals.
Final score:
3points
#22
Technical writing. I take dev-speak and turn it into normal-speak.
Final score:
3points
#23
Illustrator and twitch streamer. So basically I draw and game a lot
Final score:
3points
#26
Take pictures of people's insides - Radiologic Technologist!
Final score:
3points
#28
I am a sales and pricing coordinator for a beverage distributor. And because it’s not “price change season” (that’s the beginning of February) I sit at my desk and wait for people to ask me questions and new items to set up in the system. I also get to try new stuff before it goes to market. Sampling tequila or Irish Crème at 7am is both a perk and a curse of the job.
Final score:
2points
#30
I'm a school escort. I take special needs children to and from school. Some kids are fun, some can be violent, most just need understanding and a few firm rules. Love my job, tomorrow I'm taking in some spare change as I discovered today the quietest kid on my bus is the schools secret candy baron!
Final score:
2points
#31
I work in healthcare admin, but my husband and I are in the process of buying his parents' business, so soon...co-owner of an electric bike shop!
Final score:
2points
#32
I work for the local water utility maintaining
pumping stations. What I really do is everything. From mowing the grass up to building pumping stations from the ground up. Mechanic, electrician, welding, fabrication, bricklayer, concrete work, groundskeeper...we're tasked with doing everything. I've been hanging in a basket 20 feet above the floor yet 20 feet below ground level welding guide rails for a pump, climbed 60 feet up a radio antenna and showered with sewerage.
Final score:
2points
#34
I'm a Communications Specialist (Web Content Management/Front-end Web Development/Graphic Design) for the federal government.
Final score:
2points
#35
I write books and stories of overcoming hardship, finding new family, anti-bullying, coming of age and coming out. I also write for JMSBooks, whose motto is 'Romance for the Rest of Us', that is, LGBTQI and all'the rest of us'. This is not making me rich, but my intent is that hope and humor get where they are needed.
Final score:
1point
#36
I am an activist fighting for LGBTQIA, BIPOC, and animal rights. 🏳️🌈🏴🐄
Final score:
1point
#38
I want to be a singer. I have always had a feeling I am meant for something big but I’ve always had a feeling that there is something keeping me where I am.
Final score:
1point
#39
I work for the Government's international maritime security department
Final score:
1point
#40
I work in the fabrication department for one division (in Ontario, Canada) of an international automotive manufacturing company.
Final score:
1point
#41
Medical office assistant for a dermatology office. Wear sunscreen, peeps!
Final score:
1point
#44
I am a server for a well known resturant and was trying to get in on the tipping comments people were making..if I sell 500 dollars under my name I must claim 50...10% of my sales no matter what I make! If I get some D bag that has a hundred dollar bill and doesn't tip,I still,claim I made 10.00 to the IRA if I don't they can make my life hell with aduits and such
Final score:
1point
#45
I bought a building in the small town that I live in, in Texas, and opened a shop that carries only handmade items, has free art classes, free yoga classes, a farmers market, pet adoptions, and an art gallery featuring an artist every month. I lost both of my parents in 2018 (3 weeks apart) and for awhile there, I didn't think I was going to make it. At some point, the building that I bought (which used to be a coffeehouse) starting having yoga classes on Saturdays. Once we were done, the owner would make me a bacon, egg, cheese, and avocado breakfast burrito. In the middle of all the hell, that is what I would look forward to. Yoga and a breakfast burrito. That is what would keep me going. So, fast forward to 2022 and the building came up for sale. I bought it. Then fit everything into the business model that brought me through that dark time in my life and then started making it available to others. So many people are searching for their own "yoga mat and breakfast burrito." So, hopefully they can come to my business and find what speaks to them. That means way more to me than making huge amounts of money.
Final score:
1point
#46
Best job in the world, I'm a NICU nurse. Love my tinny babies!
Final score:
1point
#48
I am a Health Unit Coordinator in a children's hospital. I do lots of paper work/ computer data entry and office stuff. I also get to listen to Disney music all day, wear fun headbands, print out coloring pages and make the hospital stay as enjoyable as possible for the patients on my unit.
Final score:
0points
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