Join the Fun!

Final score:

39points

the warner sister

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Orange 3 years ago

me too ;(

7points

#2

Time management. Again and again.

Hufflepuff (any pronouns)

Final score:

20points

POST

Mini crewmate 3 years ago

I think we all have..

7points

#3

I tried to stick a ton of tape on my feet and hands to try to climb the wall. Guess what happened.

Final score:

19points

Ariana Grande Artist

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purple 3 years ago

spiderman mode?

8points

#4

Mom was getting an IV in the emergency room, we were worried she might have a seizure since there were signs (She was fine in the end). My mom and I were joking with the nurse that I can't look at needles and she asked if I'm prone to fainting. I said I never fainted getting bloodwork so an IV isn't so bad as long as I don't look at it. The nurse just nodded and started working on the line for my mom. I was focusing on some gas tanks on the side and realized I really need to take a sh*t (Later found out that symtpoms of fainting in rare cases may actually make you sh*t your pants). I calmly asked the nurse if there was a bathroom and she just goes "Yea, just behind me!" But she looked up at me and immediately changed her tone of voice "Are you going to faint?" and I'm like "Naaaaaaaaaaah" and it only took me a single step before passing out and faceplanting the door. I'd say that was a major fail on my end. They told me it was perfectly normal and I thought the nurses were just saying that to cheer me up, but while I was given crackers and some water to gain back some strength, a six foot tall body builder next to me passed out from getting an IV himself. They weren't kidding...

Final score:

18points

Escape

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Aroace tiger 3 years ago

Lol I've almost passed out it was weird

7points

#5

Once, I tried to get out of a beanbag chair and faceplanted on the wall.

Final score:

17points

Mini crewmate

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Mini crewmate (Submission author) 3 years ago

Well not quite faceplanted more like fell onto

8points

#6

You know that phrase "you don't fail when you don't succeed, you fail when you give up," something like that?
Well, I gave up on millions of things that I tried, like various sports, arts, hobbies, etc.

Final score:

15points

Titas Burinskas

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ILOVEBAMBOO 3 years ago

HAHAHA

3points

#7

ohhh the material i have...... once in P.E i had to do push ups so i did like 17 and then just face planted onto the floor. i failed math class, and i fail all social interaction i attempt, i failed at remembering all the other things i have failed at.

Final score:

14points

CJ

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Coco Chanel 3 years ago

I know one thing you haven't failed at! Making me feel like less of a failure!

8points

#8

School

Final score:

13points

Orange

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Guinevere O'Brien 3 years ago

me rn

3points

#9

Walking in a straight line. Not at a DUI test; any time. I've bumped into solid air.

Final score:

12points

Easily Excitable Panda

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Lydia Shen 3 years ago

How?...

3points

#10

i wall on a climbing wall and almost fell back

Final score:

10points

i love koalas

POST

ILOVEBAMBOO 3 years ago

How do you wall on a climbing wall? I want to know!

5points

#11

My math test ;P

Final score:

10points

GaeFrog

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ILOVEBAMBOO 3 years ago

Ha!

3points

#12

When I got out of my bottom braces, I was given a retainer. At first, I thought that one of the the things equipped to the retainer was the retainer itself. It did not fit on me, so I had to drive up to Colorado Springs to get it fit. It turned out that I was trying to wear the mold of my bottom teeth, and that the retainer was on top of it. I did get Chinese food after though.

Final score:

10points

Jack Centner

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Billy The Kid 3 years ago

Are you telling us the tooth?

3points

#13

When I was four, I insisted on getting ice cream and eating it outside in the middle of a Canadian winter. You can probably see how that went.

Final score:

9points

grassy fries

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Billy The Kid 3 years ago

your tonged stuck to the ice-cream?

5points

#14

i was trying to make ramen with the stove and I somehow set 3 rags on fire. now i only make ramen with the microwave. :)

Final score:

9points

Asy_End

POST

Melanie King 3 years ago

My sister tried to make a mac and cheese cup thing in the microwave and it caught on fire coz she forgot the water :/ also she left the bag of bread on top of the toaster while it was running so the bag melted onto the toaster.

5points

#15

Yeah I ain’t gonna go there

Final score:

9points

Aragorn II Elessar

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Aragorn II Elessar (Submission author) 3 years ago

Failed to put a proper submission

10points

#16

I've failed at so many things, including remembering one of them.

Final score:

8points

Coco Chanel

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Terilee Bruyere 3 years ago

Ahaha I love this!

5points

#17

I was making pasta one evening and when I was pouring the boiling water out of the pot it splashed onto my thigh. Was not fun, stood under cold water for like 20min. But I'm okay now because of that.

Final score:

7points

Aelita Senvaitytė

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Baby Panda 3 years ago

once i dropped a big pot of boiling water and noodles onto my feet, legs, and the floor. IT GOT EVERYWHERE and it reeealy hurt

6points

#18

I failed Algebra. During the first class, I discovered we would use different signs to represent perfectly viable signs for inane reasons. Lost all interest in that hog-wash.

Final score:

7points

BananaAnna

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Coco Chanel 3 years ago

Everyone fails algebra, that's why calculators were invented.

3points

#19

right now (and we all did at one point in time) MATH THAT ONE SUBJECT WE ALL FAIL AT

Final score:

7points

comics

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Desto 3 years ago

I hate it but surprisingly I bad with in 80 in that class

4points

#20

I failed 2 classes already in my freshman year in high school that is disappointing, but that was for the 1st semester I am already in my 2nd semester and this time I will actually try doing my work for the other 2 classes I did not pass and those classes were (Culinary and band) so sad oh well ill try my best now.

Final score:

7points

Desto

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Billy The Kid 3 years ago

Good luck

2points

#21

I slipped at the ice skating rink and badly hurt my face, so I had to get an ice pack for the bruise.

Freakin’ ice.

Final score:

7points

artbyaerin

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Alden Bruner 3 years ago

Irony at its finest.

5points

#22

It's not me, but my friend at making ramen correctly. so we sitting, playing minecraft at his house and he wanted ramen and he didn't want to fill it up in the sink, he had cup ramen, and he a pop, so he fill the cup ramen with pop and put it the microwave. three minutes, he ate it and said it was good. i said, i'm going to lay in the snow for a while.

Final score:

7points

imposter purple

POST

Ané Henning 3 years ago

I don't get this one...??

4points

#23

i fail at liking school

Final score:

7points

POST

Guinevere O'Brien 3 years ago

I am complete oposite

5points

#24

I attempted to do a undertale speedrun.

I failed so miserably...

Final score:

7points

𝕯𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖑'𝖘 𝕮𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖊𝖗

POST

purple 3 years ago

Do you want to have a bad time?

0points

#25

Trusting people it’s also not my fault everyone is faker then Kylie jenners lips

Final score:

7points

Top_ramen

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Lydia Shen 3 years ago

Not everyone!

4points

#26

I was making batter for chicken once, and the batter wasn't thickening up like it was supposed to...so I kept adding more (what I thought was) flour. Turned out (after cooking the chicken) I realized I used powdered sugar instead of flour. Sweetest tasting chicken I ever had!

Final score:

7points

Mike N.

POST

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

sweet

2points

#27

I can't write straight on a blank page, I need lines

Final score:

7points

Suddenly

POST

ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 3 years ago

Really? I can: STRAIGHT

6points

#28

Self love

Final score:

7points

Aisha Boudy

POST

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

Do you have others that love you?

1point

#29

got out of a chair and slipped on the ground and fell down

Final score:

6points

POST

Mini crewmate 3 years ago

Join the club

4points

#30

not staying up on my phone all night, until 4 am...

Final score:

6points

Maya Jones

POST

Lydia Shen 3 years ago

Reading for me, one time i was like i'll just finish the chapter ( I had just started the book) and ... I finished the book XD

2points

#31

I have failed at a lot, marriages, life, parenting, you name it. BUT I refuse to let it get to me because now that I'm older I realize that I DIDN'T fail at any thing, I just made mistakes, My marriages, I didn't fail, they did, they broke the promises, I tried to make it work, it didn't but I learned what I want in life and now I have the perfect fiance, perfect as in exactly what I want and need. Life, it took me almost 40 years to buy my own home and get my finances in order, but I learned and now I own my own home and am killing it. Parenting, they don't come with a manual. But now that my kids are grown / late teens, I see what amazing human beings they are and I know I did something RIGHT. Ex: my Oldest - 19 just bought someone gas the other day just to pay it forward and that man told her "your momma sure raised you right God bless you." So in the end we don't FAIL we make mistakes and its what we choose to learn from them. I didn't fail... I succeeded at finding what didn't work.

Final score:

6points

AzKhaleesi

POST

Alden Bruner 3 years ago

Aww.

3points

#32

accidentally burned a pineapple ...

Final score:

6points

XxXassasinanimecatXxX

POST

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

I accidently burned a salad once : (

3points

#33

Being my mother's perfect daughter.

Final score:

5points

A.J Milne

POST

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

When you try too hard then people expect more! More is never enough. If i kept coming into work early my boss will expect it all the time but if i kept coming in late my boss will get used to it.

1point

#34

Keeping my room clean. I cleaned it THREE days ago, and its already to the point where i cant see the freaking floor. Lmaooooooooo, help me

Final score:

5points

MALEC GWITTER🤩

POST

Gavin Brown 3 years ago

same

4points

#35

So the other day I was trying to make a fort for my brother and HE kept pulling it down ON PURPOSE and then called me a failure then dropped his legos and said sh*t and mind you he is 7 with autism... so yeah he got in big trouble

Final score:

4points

bi panda

POST

Terilee Bruyere 3 years ago

What part is the failure?

3points

#36

Way too much stuff.

Final score:

4points

TrixicBird(Any pronouns)

POST

#37

Happiness
...

Final score:

4points

CATMONSTER2018

POST

Billy The Kid 3 years ago (edited)

Hope this helps - What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus. Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it. Why aren't koalas actual bears? They don't meet the koalafications. Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes. Two men meet on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other, "I need you to help me get to the other side!" The other guy replies, "You're on the other side!" I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now. Let me know if you want more

2points

#38

Growing to 5'1" Kidding (sorta). I failed at keeping 90% of my New Year's resolutions.

Final score:

4points

Terilee Bruyere

POST

#39

Finishing this sent———

Final score:

4points

🧅Lady Turnip🧅

POST

ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 3 years ago

...ence.

5points

#40

One time I tried to do a front flip in my trampoline, and I kneed myself in the nose.

Final score:

4points

Brooklyn Costley

POST

Mini crewmate 3 years ago

Oooh ouch I have done this

1point

#41

I always tell people I’m the product of my accomplishments and failures. They make me who I am today. I wouldn’t give them back...and there were some doozies.

Final score:

4points

Kyle

POST

#42

EVERYTHING. Seriously I'm a one woman s**t show.

Final score:

4points

IlovemydogShilo

POST

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

Dont talk crap! There has got to be something you're good at

1point

#43

As a teenager, I worked in fast food. One night, while cleaning up, I dropped a cup into the French fry machine that I had just turned off. I reached all the way to the bottom to get it before realizing what I was doing. I, instantly, took my arm out and stuck it in the ice machine before pain took over. My arm turned brown but didn't blister and slowly peeled off. I got the cup though ! A few years later, my younger brother did the same thing making donuts.

Final score:

4points

Louis Wright

POST

Imtiredandiwannagotobed 3 years ago

Sir, would you like some french arms?

2points

#44

Trying to have good mental health :P (I'm getting better tho :D)

Final score:

4points

TheLazyPoki

POST

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

Good luck!!!

2points

#45

I failed at being the best girlfriend/person i could be...

Final score:

4points

LILLIAN BARTELL

POST

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

If you upset someone for no reason then hmmm but if it was not your fault then sod em

1point

#46

A working skeleton (ehlers danlos)

Final score:

3points

Monica Michelle

POST

ILOVEBAMBOO 3 years ago

I'm sorry..

1point

#47

Failed (and still fail) at getting up on my own from the floor or on my back without something to prop me up. All my weight goes to my legs and belly, aka the longest and heaviest parts of my body.

Final score:

3points

Ratatouille

POST

Terilee Bruyere 3 years ago

Try rolling to your side and getting up on your hands and one knee first. Having something to pull yourself up with helps also (example, if you are unsteady and use one, having a walker nearby with the wheels locked is good to pull yourself up on).

4points

#48

Relationships

Final score:

3points

deletemyaccount

POST

Louis Wright 3 years ago

Stop trying to make relationships with people with people you can't have or really don't want.

0points

#49

failed at being committed to skateboarding tricks.

Final score:

3points

August Whiteside

POST

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

Thats tricky

0points

#50

Can't even begin to tell. I have ADD (Attention deficit disorder) so school and focusing. I have this weird sleep disorder called (Maybe you have heard of it) Reading in bed. I also have a special talent to stub toes on walls that I'm not even close to, falling up or down the stairs, tripping on air, and basically having the worst of luck for one week out of every two months. there are no more Band-Aids when it is clumsy week. ….I am forgetting something...… oh yes....as number one on here said, Life.

Final score:

3points

Just a small town girl.

POST

purple 3 years ago

yo the stubbing ur toes that ur not close to, i did the same but i hit the corner of the wall and bent the metal and made a dent in the wall, i was on the other side of the door way too

3points

#51

I feel in love with the dream of being a star gymnast, after a year of wasted time and money i gave up.

Final score:

3points

Infinite Dragon

POST

#52

Sports, being athletic, basically anything that involves moving

Final score:

3points

MZ (she/they/he)

POST

Micah64 3 years ago

What about Wii Sports?

3points

#53

playing gituar

Final score:

3points

Mintchinchilla

POST

Terilee Bruyere 3 years ago

It's only failure if you give up trying :)

2points

#54

Physics and Algebra sophomore year. Aced them junior year!

Final score:

3points

A Méndez

POST

Terilee Bruyere 3 years ago

Congrats!

2points

#55

Spelking ad grammers.

Final score:

3points

‍

POST

Maya Jones 3 years ago

LOLOLOL

2points

#56

standing up on a horse and going over a jump. one broken arm later

Final score:

3points

Jayme Lowit

POST

Louis Wright 3 years ago

Lots of us can't do that either.

0points

#57

1 step away from getting awarded then giving up and starting all over again.

Final score:

3points

TheWeirdDuckPerson

POST

#58

I failed manual arts. You know the easy a subject? Yeah. It is the only thing i have ever failed.

Final score:

3points

Miraculous Klutz

POST

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

just got to keep trying. Then when you have passed that then you will be absolutely perfect!

1point

#59

I failed my Duke Of Edinburgh Award Scheme.

I later failed my first week at secretarial college and was the only one out of about sixty students to have to resit it. I was so upset, but ended up doing quite well.

Final score:

3points

Hannah Patterson

POST

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

I was on the duke of Edinburgh award when i was a kid. I quite enjoyed it. It was your first week in college, different if it was you first year. ; )

2points

#60

I am always failing on talking to others

Final score:

3points

Hi

POST

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

i try to avoid talking to others

1point

#61

Accidentally caused a space station to deorbit.

Final score:

3points

Bacony Cakes

POST

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

Watch this space....

1point

#62

I tried going back home and pulling it off in front of the cops after having one too many. I threw up on one of them.

Final score:

3points

Lola

POST

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

Hooray!!!!! Are you a fan of ' The Pukes of Hazards?'

1point

#63

Driving a stick shift

Final score:

3points

Monica Sofia

POST

#64

Nevermind in fifth grade I was playing kickball and I went to kick the ball but my foot stepped on it and I fell like Charlie Brown and was knocked out for a few seconds. I failed to kick a ball.

Final score:

3points

Deceased Nemo

POST

#65

Definitely, parallel parking in the driver's license test. Twice, for the record! Now I think I can do it. Thankfully there are cars with parking sensors and cameras now!

Final score:

3points

Matthews

POST

Billy The Kid 3 years ago (edited)

Thank god for technology eh? Not long till we get self parking motors

1point

#66

I failed at drawing a person T-T I'm terrible at drawing. The only thing I can draw well is Among Us.

Final score:

2points

Jayna Shin

POST

ILOVEBAMBOO 3 years ago

I'm super good at drawing and I love it! (No offense.)

1point

#67

Finding the right thing to say to people in the comments.

Final score:

2points

UndertaleLover (She/Her)

POST

ILOVEBAMBOO (Submission author) 3 years ago

Uh...what should I say to myself...I don't know!!!

4points

#68

I fail at talking to people- mostly boys... -_-
Also at time management and attempting to not annoy my siblings.

Final score:

2points

BookCrazyTeen

POST

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

Work on the time management then you will find the right time to annoy your siblings

1point

#69

My dreams. I have a somewhat stable life, but I have had to give up on almost everything I enjoyed to get here. I love to laze, to daydream, to read fiction and to paint. Unfortunately, my job and family duties do not leave much time for me to pursue these things. So, I stay up late at night to compensate. Which impacts my day. FML

Final score:

2points

Thorin Erebor

POST

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

You need to set a side a time that is just for you.

0points

#70

Trying to get the sack. I don't understand it. I must be doing something wrong. (joke)
I failed at staying young.

Final score:

2points

Billy The Kid

POST

ILOVEBAMBOO 3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

#71

the splits... and school

Final score:

2points

Khyla Cosgrove

POST

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

I split from school before i was supposed to of finished!

1point

#72

1: braking my bike. 2: concentrating at school. 3: stopping my cat from practicing murder. 4: keeping my peppermint plant alive

Final score:

2points

Firefly1617

POST

hi peoples 3 years ago

Number 3 sounds like a heck of a story.

2points

#73

Life.

Final score:

2points

Petra Pan

POST

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

You only get one life so you just have to make the most of it.

1point

#74

i fail at leaving my cranky sister for 24 hours.

Final score:

1point

POST

Maya Jones 3 years ago

If you're in 3rd grade, why are you on this app-

3points

#75

Finding answers to long questions on Google. Everyone should have that problem. XD

Final score:

1point

POST

#76

Life

Final score:

1point

-Hello_Earthlings-

POST

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

Life can be a mission. Just got to deal with it as it comes.

1point

#77

I failed as a mother.

Final score:

1point

Amanda Woltz

POST

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

Are your kids still around?

1point

#78

I utterly failed at returning to bedside ICU nursing (which I'd done for 22 years) after I spend almost 9 years as a stroke program administrator. When I saw that the care I was trying to provide was potentially placing patients at risk, I came home and sobbed like I hadn't since I lost my first wife.
Then I contacted my manager to arrange a graceful exit from the position.
This was in March. It still hurts, and I'm still job-hunting.

Final score:

1point

Theoretical Empiricist

POST

Donkey boi 3 years ago

Some things are not like riding a bike. Fair play from taking yourself out of the situation but you were just out of practice. That and a lot of things change in the medical world in 9 years, I'm sure a refresher course and a better induction programme and you would have been as good as the day you left. If it's what you want to do, don't give up.

2points

#79

walking