You know what you did. You can't hide it for long. Just admit what you did now.

#1

I held a gang boss at gun point and asked him to give me some pumpkins for his life. (Obviously these posts are joking and shouldn't be taken seriously. Unless you do know what you literally did, then type that.)

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#2

I was selling pumpkins to a guy who wanted then to exchange for his life.

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#3

You mean the unfortunate bowel movement? You saw that?

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#4

I was being held at gunpoint and was asked for pumpkins in exchange for my life >:(

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#5

June 7th, 2023, the week before my birthday…

…which my younger brother shares with me. in a jealous fit I used witchcraft to haunt his room with the ghosts of birthdays past. Nobody can know.



(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction blah blah blah my brother does share my birthday though )

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#6

Given it was my bday, I was definitely not watching cctv footage of a gang boss being held up by a chicken.

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