We certainly have not yet discovered all the mysteries of the world, and that's how we end up speculating on things. Sometimes, we just have that weird feeling in our gut when hearing about socially acceptable truths that we know of today, telling us that they might turn out to be false instead. That has happened before, so why shouldn't it happen again? We are only human, and we do tend to make mistakes.

So, I'm sure that everybody has a conspiracy theory they believe is true despite there being little to no evidence. Therefore, I asked our community to share what they choose to believe. No judgment here.

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“What Conspiracy Theory Do You Believe To Your Core But Have No Evidence For?” (30 Answers) You say conspiracy theory, I say prove me wrong! I am certain that Mr. Trump has done more dishonest, despicable, morally corrupt, illegal, selfish, anti-American, treasonous, misogynistic, and immoral acts than any other president or politician in history. I'm sure that many have been put to death for treason for much less than he did in his first year of office. Yet, there is absolutely no way (January 6 Committee notwithstanding) that he will ever be held responsible. The man colluded with Russia in order to tamper with our election. Hello!? He incited the riot on January 6th making it possible for murder and injuries to occur. And those are just the few that we know about. I don't want to hear about all the Trumpers' denial out there. Brainwashing is real. Look it up. He deserves to be locked up in a federal penitentiary for the rest of his natural-born life. He will never be severely punished, let alone slapped on the wrist with a fine. So what does that say to the next person or organization who wants the presidency? Pretty soon the American government will be run by the highest bidder who may or may not have ties/affiliations to a foreign government. Slippery slope, people. Open your eyes.

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    “What Conspiracy Theory Do You Believe To Your Core But Have No Evidence For?” (30 Answers) That aliens exist. Look at the night sky, all those stars are suns, and all those suns have planets, so there is NO WAY that Earth is the only planet with life.

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    Iampenny
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I find it very arrogant of us to believe that we are the only species in the whole universe to exist. (I don't necessarily believe in Alien abductions and that little green men landed here, but the universe is so vast, who's to say there's no other life forms on other planets)

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    “What Conspiracy Theory Do You Believe To Your Core But Have No Evidence For?” (30 Answers) The pandemic was orchestrated by cats.
    Okay, I don't legitimately believe this, but it's still plausible.
    Pandemic happens. Everyone has to stay home. And spend more time with their cats. And do business/school over online meetings, which are infiltrated by cats.

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    “What Conspiracy Theory Do You Believe To Your Core But Have No Evidence For?” (30 Answers) The drug companies keep really effective drugs off the market because they profit only from sick people. Once cured, a person no longer relies on the drug industry.

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    “What Conspiracy Theory Do You Believe To Your Core But Have No Evidence For?” (30 Answers) Okay, for those who haven’t seen Beauty and the Beast, this is gonna be gibberish. So, in Belle (the first song, I think), a lady sings “I need six eggs, that’s too expensive.” But later, Gaston sings, “When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs…now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs”! GASTON IS SINGLE-HANDEDLY JACKING UP EGG PRICES AND LEAVING THE EGGCONOMY IN SHAMBLES.

    (Not my theory. From Tumblr.)

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    “What Conspiracy Theory Do You Believe To Your Core But Have No Evidence For?” (30 Answers) Historian here, and I think most modern history is a lie: an edited, revised, washed down, sanitized, and censored approximation written by conservative, crusty, old white men in XIX century Europe. Our ideas of civilization, democracy, and progress are neither Western nor modern, and at worst are an ideological excuse for domination.

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    “What Conspiracy Theory Do You Believe To Your Core But Have No Evidence For?” (30 Answers) I believe that kindness still exists.

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    “What Conspiracy Theory Do You Believe To Your Core But Have No Evidence For?” (30 Answers) Not so much a theory per se, but it is my reasoned belief that the far right used Orwell's 1984 as a how-to manual, rather than as a warning.

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    “What Conspiracy Theory Do You Believe To Your Core But Have No Evidence For?” (30 Answers) There was way, way more to 9/11.

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    OneHappyPuppy
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love love love the Southpark episode on the 911 anticonspiracy, and that is my conspiracy I believe in. For those who haven't watched it, basically they say the government made up these conspiracy theories and let them loose, because 911 happened exactly as it did, but the government refuses to allow the public to see how weak and defenceless they really were so they decided to give a show of force instead.

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    #10

    “What Conspiracy Theory Do You Believe To Your Core But Have No Evidence For?” (30 Answers) Cats rule the world. We are their puppets.

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    “What Conspiracy Theory Do You Believe To Your Core But Have No Evidence For?” (30 Answers) I know this isn't the most original theory, and have seen it a gazillion times, but whatever.

    Women's pockets. The purse industry and the pants/other clothing industries are working together to make a ton of money. They make the pockets so dam small that we are forced to either buy men's clothes or purses.

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    Leo Domitrix
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have taken to stitching little pockets into my soprts bras. And why do we never get something that can fit a phone?!

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    “What Conspiracy Theory Do You Believe To Your Core But Have No Evidence For?” (30 Answers) The reason colleges in the U.S. cost so much is so you're more pressured to join the military.

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    Bob La Capra
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similarly...."Student loan forgiveness undermines one of our military's greatest recruitment tools at a time of dangerously low enlistments" Republican Congressman Jim Banks

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    “What Conspiracy Theory Do You Believe To Your Core But Have No Evidence For?” (30 Answers) I know it's rather weird but... I think everyone is allergic to something and most people just say they aren't allergic to anything because they haven't found the thing they're allergic to. I know that it's not true but It just always kind of made sense to me.

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    “What Conspiracy Theory Do You Believe To Your Core But Have No Evidence For?” (30 Answers) You can lie to a lie detector. See, it works based on your pulse. Your pulse is like a mirror of your feelings and thoughts. If you lie but convince yourself to be dead calm, it will read as the truth. If you make yourself uncomfortable when telling the truth, it will be detected as a lie. This is actually based on my own research, and believe it or not, IT. WORKS.

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    Ray Arani
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually not unproven, it's literal fact. Anyone trained to administer like detector tests is taught this.

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    “What Conspiracy Theory Do You Believe To Your Core But Have No Evidence For?” (30 Answers) I think that both loop quantum gravity AND string theory are true. Loop quantum gravity states that the universe is made of small loops, but string theory that it is made of tiny strings. My theory is that it is like knitting or crocheting. Tiny strings looped into a larger fabric.

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    “What Conspiracy Theory Do You Believe To Your Core But Have No Evidence For?” (30 Answers) That the people in charge of this world are actively destroying things, taking away life from as many as possible, and making things absolutely miserable for us on purpose. Not sure exactly what the point of killing us all is, but I do believe they’re f*****g stuff up. And it doesn’t matter who wins any election, we can’t fix any of it by voting.

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    Karen Jones
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're doing it for shortsighted personal greed. Definitely in South Africa

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    “What Conspiracy Theory Do You Believe To Your Core But Have No Evidence For?” (30 Answers) Magic is real.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking yeast, water, salt, and flour and turning it into bread is magic. Fireflies are magic. Growing vegetables is magic. Our relationships with our pets is magic. The entire process by which we reproduce is magic. Life is magic.

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    #18

    “What Conspiracy Theory Do You Believe To Your Core But Have No Evidence For?” (30 Answers) Me and my family have a theory that Elon Musk is a supervillain. He's super rich and kids' names sound like sneezes. I dare you to prove me wrong

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    Zaphod_000
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, Elon isnt that great of a person, i know a lot of poeple who love him, and think that hes going to help a lot of people, but he really just does drugs and makes money

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    #19

    “What Conspiracy Theory Do You Believe To Your Core But Have No Evidence For?” (30 Answers) Time travel. I think that there are infinite numbers of different dimensions and that people have come to our current time before.

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    ForThePeople
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense. There is an alternate timeline where you did not submit this, where I did not comment, where this post never existed, even where BP never existed! What if those were reality?

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    “What Conspiracy Theory Do You Believe To Your Core But Have No Evidence For?” (30 Answers) More and more I believe big industrial groups create fake product shortages in order to increase prices and push people to purchase things that they don't need (in fear of lacking something).

    Examples in France this year:

    - Semiconductor shortage and now the price of a new car has almost increased by 30%
    - Sunflower oil missing for weeks and went from 3€ per liter to 6,50€ "because of war in Ukraine" when the sunflower oil was already stocked and the future seeds were to be harvested months afterward.
    - Mustard, same shortage, same overpricing, same lame explanations, when you could buy tons of French mustard in foreign countries at a lower cost.
    - Gas/petrol these days, several reasons given (at first it was due to the success of a commercial operation, then a strike in refineries, and today no explanations at all and still many gas stations are closed or have just one type of fuel.

    Some people blame the lack of foreseeing of industrial groups who didn't buy enough to meet the demand, I think it's done totally on purpose, less storage, fewer workers, fewer logistics, same income.

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    Philly Bob Squires
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a topic on this here in the US back in the 70's where they tried it on bathroom tissue. They claimed a shortage and shelves went empty and prices doubled and even tripled. Almost a year later, boom... the gas shortage thus doubling and even tripling the price. They figured it worked with TP... it'll work with anything.

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    “What Conspiracy Theory Do You Believe To Your Core But Have No Evidence For?” (30 Answers) I firmly believe that the car industry as well as the oil industry prevent the development of more efficient energy sources.

    I also believe that many inventions that flop are actually intended to fail so that users will get back to the established products. This is achieved by intentionally flawed design and/or propaganda.

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    “What Conspiracy Theory Do You Believe To Your Core But Have No Evidence For?” (30 Answers) Some days I'm almost convinced that there is a group running things in the background. Sort of like the Illuminati but not for anything as banal as money or power. No, they are doing it for the LOLs.

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    “What Conspiracy Theory Do You Believe To Your Core But Have No Evidence For?” (30 Answers) The universe is a simulation for a middle schooler's science project. Quantum physics is nuts because they didn't want to do the math to make things actually make sense. And the speed of light was determined by their CPU clock speed. FYI, they got a C+. Any minute now they will turn it off and this nonsense will be finished.

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    “What Conspiracy Theory Do You Believe To Your Core But Have No Evidence For?” (30 Answers) Other people have already said 9/11 and JFK so here's another one I believe:

    The Loch Ness Monster exists or did exist. I have no trouble believing land dinosaurs died out, but we can't guarantee that sea dinosaurs did. There could be tons of giant dinosaur species at the bottom of the ocean (like in The Meg). There've been Nessie sightings for centuries, so a deep sea tunnel makes sense to me, maybe near a family of plesiosaurs.

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    Luke T
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people believe that the image of nessie is actually that of a male whales....um...member

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    #26

    “What Conspiracy Theory Do You Believe To Your Core But Have No Evidence For?” (30 Answers) There was a lot of concern about QAnon before the year 2020, because 2+0+2+0=4, which is the exact amount of nipples Hitler would have had if he had 2 more nipples.

    Found online.

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    “What Conspiracy Theory Do You Believe To Your Core But Have No Evidence For?” (30 Answers) All those images and videos from cameras you’ve put up for security around your house are automatically stored at Amazon, at least for the “free trial” month of your “subscription.” How might that be used against us in the future?

    Just wondering since 23andMe admitted data could be used against us by insurers and law enforcement.

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    “What Conspiracy Theory Do You Believe To Your Core But Have No Evidence For?” (30 Answers) Aliens are real.
    Ghosts and strange creatures are real.
    Skinwalkers who I guess are weird creatures are real.

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    “What Conspiracy Theory Do You Believe To Your Core But Have No Evidence For?” (30 Answers) Cryptids just haven't been scientifically classified yet. There are daily new discoveries, not all of them tiny creatures. There are definitely hoaxes, but a hoax in one continent cannot solve much older, similar sightings. There are also entire light spectrums not seen by the human eye. I believe it is not unheard of to develop camouflage.

    -insert manic foaming picture taking here lol-

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    Andrewsarchus42
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most cryptids aren’t real, but a VERY SMALL amount are based on real animals that could one day be discovered. Like how the giant human-eating bird told in Maori legends turned out to be based on the very real (but sadly extinct) Haast’s eagle.

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    #30

    “What Conspiracy Theory Do You Believe To Your Core But Have No Evidence For?” (30 Answers) Art supplies are a scam.

    Anybody who has ever tried to buy nice markers will know. Copic, a very nice brand of alcohol-based markers, is stupidly expensive. It'll cost you $7 if you want to buy one marker. And don't get me started on digital art programs. Want to use Procreate? Cool, pay $10 a month, and also please pay for every type of brush as well. Did you lose your digital pen? That's like $200 to replace!

    So yeah, artists are totally being scammed for the basic tools they need to express their creativity!

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody who has ever tried to buy nice markers will know. Copic, a very nice brand of alcohol-based markers, is stupidly expensive. It'll cost you $7 if you want to buy one marker. And don't get me started on digital art programs. Want to use Procreate? Cool, pay $10 a month and also please pay for every type of brush as well. Did you lose your digital pen? That's like $200 to replace! So yeah, artists are totally being scammed for the basic tools they need to express their creativity!

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    #31

    Excuse me, I have to summon a radish.

    Please don’t ask, I clicked on this by accident, and I just wanted to write this! But anyways scroll on. Have a nice day!

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    tara
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Thought I didn't like radishes. Then one day my bagged salad has sliced radishes. They became my favorite part of the salad. Isn't that weird how our tastes change as we age?? I hope you have a nice day too!

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    #32

    There were previous human civilizations that were wiped out, much older than our recorded history

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    Lynne Hammar
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a great new docuseries about this and it's fascinating. I think it's called Ancient Apocalypse. It's not about aliens, it's about evidence of a larger culture, predating our historical records. It's 6 or 8 episodes & very compelling. And I am naturally skeptical.

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    The Earl of Oxford Edward de Vere is the real Shakespeare! Read Mark Anderson's wonderful book, "Shakespeare by Any Other Name," to learn about why the Earl of Oxford wrote the plays. His life closely resembles the plots of several of Shakespeare's plays and de Vere visited Venice where he got in trouble with Jewish merchants. He had a library with over a thousand books, many of which had underlined passages that were later incorporated into plays. Since an Earl couldn't be a playwright, he got semi-illiterate grain merchant Shak-sper (who only had a fifth grade education and never traveled abroad) to be his front. Please read Anderson´s book and spread the word!!

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    #34

    Humans are idiots. Their is no denying that fact. We take away life from animals, we ruin the envorment, and then we end each other. Humans are idiots who can't even make peace with themselves.

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    #35

    the real reason there aren't vampire attacks nowadays is due to the invention of the red cross. they do a great service helping people with blood donations, but the vampires running it take 10-20% off the top to feed. everyone wins!

    (*note: this theory may or may not be based in reality and may, in fact, just be a humorous thought experiment on my end)

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    Edgar Rops
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a Russian urban fantasy series, Night Watch, that mentioned that the vampires created and promoted blood banks for this very reason.

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    #36

    that the BP app works fine and it's just my internet connection thats at fault?

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    #37

    JFK was NOT killed by Harvey Oswald or with a single magic bullet that went thru him twice and then through the body of Governor Connelly!!
    How do you like them 🍏🍏🍏🍏’s !

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    David Stutzmann
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The simple fact that his cranium exploded from front to back (which could never have happened with a projectile coming from the book deposit, but on the contrary only if it came from the front of the convoy ), proves that it cannot be L.H.Oswald the murderer! He is just the p**n (which we quickly eliminated to avoid any risky revelation...). Let's not forget that JFK actively worked to end the Vietnam War (which would have deprived the army of a huge source of income and employment) and campaigned for women's rights (which was not fair not possible at the time...).

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    #38

    If Chris Farley was still alive, Kevin James wouldn't have the career he has now.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If John Candy was still alive, Chris Farley wouldn't have the career he has now.

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    #39

    that all the mattress stores you see everywhere, in every town are all money laundering fronts. only met two people who bought a mattress from them. never see the places busy.

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    #40

    Birds aren't real, just government surveillance drones. Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? Exactly

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    #41

    The world really ended in 2012 and we are stuck in a matrix of continuous garbage alternative event streams.

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    simply.Taz
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooooo! Because this would mean that I died and went to hell!! Which, ironically, is what the last decade has been for me!! :(

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    #42

    In July, 1947, Roswell Army Air Field issued a press release stating that they had recovered a "flying disc". Just five months later in December, 1947, the first electronic transistor was demonstrated. I think this is more than a coincidence of timing. I think the transistor was based on technology found in a crashed UFO.

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    HurlWurk
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    first patent[5] for the field-effect transistor principle was filed in Canada by Austrian-Hungarian physicist Julius Edgar Lilienfeld on October 22, 1925, but Lilienfeld published no research articles about his devices, and his work was ignored by industry.

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    #43

    There is not a snowballs chance in heck that Amelia Earheart WASN'T eaten by coconut crabs. LOOK AT THOSE THINGS! THEY'RE TERRIFYING! And also, I kinda want to belive that dinosaurs COULD have had primitive tools, yet there is no evidence. I kind of want to see like, a Troodon having some idea how to utilize sticks.

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    #44

    When you die, you'll find yourself in a cold, black void, empty save for a distant light. Head for it, and it will get massively brighter, sucking you in with infinite-seeming speed, until it explodes. That light is your soul, and the explosion will be the Big Bang of a new universe. Congratulations! You are now a god!

    Right now we're all in a universe that used to be some guy named Bob.

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    #45

    That “Fun” size candy is not actually fun at all, and the candy companies are trying to gaslight us.

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    #46

    Elon Musk is actually an android.

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    #47

    Millie Bobby brown is actually Tom hardy.

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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want to say that this is a joke, it was from a video from Comedy Central with jacob tremblay, this is the video if anyone wanted to know: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snEYcnmiKw0 EDIT: thank you to everyone who upvoted the downvotes away!

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    #48

    That brands purposefully have something wrong with their places, like, mc donalds always has their ice cream machine broken, or starbucks misspells people's name, it gives them something unique and memorable and the memes are basically free ads

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    Loolie
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard that the customers are told the ice cream or milkshake machines are broken when in fact they only need cleaned out. It seemingly takes a long time to do and nobody likes to do it. Came from someone who works there. Sure on occasion maybe legit tho.

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    #49

    That the UK weather forecast is used to manage the consumers economy.

    Bread & milk not selling that well? 'There's a massive snowstorm coming that will last days!'.

    Meat sales down? 'You can expect high temperatures as a heatwave moves in!'

    Eggs and flour? 'Heavy rain is expected to continue for the next 2 weeks!'

    The forecast is hardly ever accurate when they predict extreme weather. Yet when they forecast light showers throughout the day, it floods down like Victoria falls!

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    #50

    Okay okay. Listen. Post Malone doesn't sing his songs. Justin Bieber does. On multiple occasions, Justin is seen with Post Malone when he does his music. If you take off the auto-tune and change the pitch, it sounds like Justin. Also find it hard to believe someone who constantly smokes, even in interviews, can sing that way. Think about it.

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    Hey!
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure who either of them are but in the 1950's, 60's, 70's everyone smoked and everyone sang with no problem.

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    #51

    That the Princess Diana's death was not a tragic accident.

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    #52

    The my parents had parties every night after my bedtime.

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    Old Roadie
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a parent... mayyyyybe. The Parents' Code prohibits confirmation or denial, tho.

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    #53

    I will always believe that alien's built the Azteca and Egyptian pyramids Thanks Alot Stargate

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    #54

    When me and my cousin were younger we decided that the London eye can TOTALLY teleport

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    #55

    We live in a simulated reality.

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    Damitria
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to turn life off then back on again. It desperately needs a reset.

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    #56

    That dinasaur sceletons are actually dragons. Just think about it. Almost all civilizations talk about dragons. Did they live while humans existed after all or maybe humans found their bones and believed it to be dragons....

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    #57

    Well more of a theory but the books, games, and movies we create develop a separate universe.

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    Bleble BlebleBla
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that theory! Anything about alternate universes, parallel universes, dimensions and all that, is enthralling!

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    #58

    I have a theory that in America we don't hear many good things about other countries because they don't want us to travel/move anywhere else because it would reflect bad onto them...

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    Poppy
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or America is so fixated on itself that they don't want to hear about anywhere else.

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    #59

    Epstein Island was a trap to catch political and corporate leaders in compromising videos with underage girls. That’s why so many are acting against American interest - to protect themselves.

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    #60

    That magic exists. i just feel it in my core so f**king hard idk why

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    #62

    We're already in ww3. Covid crippled the worlds economy & Russia is testing the worlds resolve.

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    Bruce Nielsen
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting theory. Maybe the Russian military ineptitude is just a bluff. We'll find one way or another

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    #63

    This is silly and not a true conspiracy theory but I like to refer to it as one. This is all based on observation and could be wildly incorrect, but I don't think so.

    In my city, we have Rotating Trees. This is a continuous rotation of saplings at many locations, until they disappear somewhere. So for example, the smallest saplings tend to get moved to the median strip on most of our roads. They get left there for a number of years to grow, get lights on them around this time of year, etc, and then those saplings get moved into the verge in front of many houses. At some point those saplings at the verge get too large and are then moved...elsewhere. All of this is to make up for the fact that our unification of trees via this method are very prone to acquiring disease or getting attacked by bugs en masse, resulting in the occasional removal of affected trees across all properties.

    It's clever if you think about it - a continual source of young trees are being brought in to, I think, eventually replace the trees that suffer in folks' front yards. It's done very quietly, efficiently, and it manages to keep the city fairly green. The only problem is that the presence of the same tree everywhere, aside from the likelihood of a bulk of them suffering, is that Autumn can be very boring. I suppose that's a small price to pay.

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    LadyDelynn
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not one bit of this makes sense! You try to transplant trees numerous times and you are going to end up killing them.

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    #64

    I live in a northern climate. The first snowfall, at least 300 accidents occur. My conspiracy theory is that there is a small, subversive group that goes out in force a taunts people into driving stupid. Just for fun. Or maybe they are automotive service people.

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    #65

    I'm the only one that actually exists

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    azubi
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May I ask if you could possibly take the trouble to imagine that I win the lottery, perhaps? Thank you so much.

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    #66

    Cats rule the world and all that will be left in the world will be cats... So be nice to your cats :D

    (I am joking guys)... but maybe....

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    Panda watcher
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Birds…they look at us like they are just waiting…..they’d kill is if they could

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    #67

    The most recent $2 Billion lottery was held up by California and a Californian won. Quite convenient for a state loosing so much tax income.

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    #68

    The fact that everyone is taking this post so literal has to be a conspiracy theory because there’s no other explanation for it.

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    #69

    Aliens.
    I saw a UFO when I was younger and the image of it is forever drilled in my mind.

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    #70

    The X-Files and the Men in Black movies were secretly funded by the actual Men in Black so that anyone who came forward would be immediately dismissed as having watched too much television.

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    #71

    The recent cultural embrace of the Multiverse is being popularized by the owners of large (but ultimately still finite) quantities of Intellectual Property, who have figured out they can now take existing IP and simply turn it steampunk or gender-bent or in some other way just stick a clock in it, and keep re-releasing the same IP with new skins, rather than going through the risk and hassle of creating, promoting, and making new IP that does not already have an existing audience.

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    #72

    That every time you make up a new conspiracy theory, Bigfoot kills a kitten.

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    #73

    That Earth is a completely ignorant planet and there are a lot of aliens in the galaxy, only they ignore us and they have high technology, looks like normal humans, have better civilization and knowledge

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    bElLa sTairZz
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i feel like the chances of them having evolved to be identicle with us only with better technology would be increadibly unlikely. Especially considering how low the chances are for other life to exist at all. If another human like species like this did exist it would most likely be pincreadibly uncanny

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    #74

    Major conspiracy: all stones are soft until touched.

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    #75

    That liquid restrictions in carry-on luggage are a conspiracy from airlines which charge for checked baggage and duty free shops who charge 5€ for a small water bottle (I use my own bottle, but still).
    I know these restrictions exist because of a failed terrorist attack, but I don't think banning all liquids is the solution

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    Spiritastray
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The terrorist used liquids, i.e. liquid ban. To parse thru every liquid that comes thru the checkpoint to determine what it is would be HEAVILY time consuming. You all hate waiting in the TSA line as it is, and you want to make that wait longer? You are absolutely wrong, this isn't a conspiracy to get money from your pockets, it is security measure to protect you. This is coming from a former TSA officer. There's a reason I left that job, and it's because of people like you.

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    #76

    Does anyone have any evidence that Trudeau ISN'T Castro's son?

    Guys don't downvote me into oblivion, this is meant in a lighthearted way

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    Zia Barrett
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    White people can have brown nipples (note, also lighthearted - that Trudeau has brown nipples is the main argument for that actual conspiracy theory, seriously, it's really silly).

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    #77

    I’d say that the Germans had a secret base in Antarctica.

    I’ll tell you the story.

    Before World War One, the Norwegians were waging in Antarctic waters. To extend the stay of their vessels, they had erected supply dumps on various islands.

    When World War One broke out, the British, fearing the German navy might make use of these supply dumps, burned them all down. This pissed of teh Norwegians but thats beside the point.

    So when Karl Dönitz became commander of the German submarine fleet, he came up with the idea to hide supplies in the Antarctic so his submarines could be deployed for much longer periods and operate in the South Atlantic.

    Obviously such dumps had to be hidden, and the German Navy found a natural cave with access to open water. This was ideal to hide supplies and shelter a submarine.

    They did deposit some supplies, but when war broke out the whole plan was cancelled.

    The British found the cave in late 1945 (when it is Summer in the Antarctic) and blew up the supplies.

    This eventually evolved into a secret base with aliens and UFOs.

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    LadyDelynn
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and then Indiana Jones snuck into the base and tried to steal the Ark back but they captured them.

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    #78

    It's not a conspiracy. It's real. I believe every night, amogus and chungus come to life and fight.

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    #79

    I think the universe is a simulation. Need I go on?

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    #80

    In 2009 here in America there was something called "swine flu" Later that year once "swine flu" was no longer an issue "hipsters" were all about bacon. I'm 52 and know people have always especially loved bacon but it got to be ridiculous. Bacon donuts, bacon candy, all you can eat bacon at hipster bars, burgers smothered in bacon-ugh! I was a server then and noticed not only restaurants but bars too where pushing bacon. In 2009 the hipster "uniform" was jeans,plaid shirt, thick black glasses and in your hand was a PBR and bacon in the other. Total marketing ploy by the pork industry.

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    Solidhog
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They even made Kevin bacon! I want to see bacon bacon now in the shops.

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    #81

    UFO’s and/or Extraterrestrials.

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    Monday
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean UFOs are real. They may not be aliens but there have been a few flying objects over the years we haven't yet identified.

    #82

    That no ones ever made it to the moon

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok sorry. I didnt know that I would get downvoted for this! This is just a theory of mine. I just feel like we never really made it because why cany we go back now with all this new technology?

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    #83

    JFK was killed by the Mafia

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    Tammilee Truitt
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LBJ killed JFK. I know, I'm from Dallas. Look up the swearing in of Johnson. GD elated he was.

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    #84

    I don't believe in any conspiracy theories. except one. Jeffrey Epstein. yeah, no way.

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    #85

    I believe that The Richat Structure in Mauritania was where Atlantis was.

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    Zia Barrett
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a "Welsh Atlantis" - supposedly evidence of an ancient sunken island in Cardigan Bay.

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    #86

    The United States throws away more coleslaw annually than all less developed nations combined consume food.

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    #87

    The No-Bullet theory: JFK wasn’t killer by Oswald, or the CIA, or Castro, or the mafia, or anyone. His head just did that.

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    #88

    That all of you are weird. >:) (P.S ForThePeople, you are kinda dumb.) (P.P.S Expecting negative points from this.)

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    #89

    Not so much a conspiracy theory, as bad research but I think that the final reports about 9/11 has considerable flaws in them. To clarify. I don’t doubt that planes flew inside the towers ,but I think the chemical and physical properties of aluminium which made out the biggest part of the planes wasn’t properly researched.

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    Leo Domitrix
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aviation alloys are designed for a lot, but hitting buildings isn't on that list. Those alloys have been extensively researched by the aviation industry itself. They worry about temperature stress, fatigue, etc., b/c the point ist hat the planes aren't supposed to hit buildings. So why does the aluminum alloy matter? All aluminum will conduct heat well. That's why we don't use it on space shuttle exteriors, but ceramics instead for shielding.

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    #90

    I believe in the *IDEA* of the simulation theory. Where I offramp at is in one, acting like that means other people aren't "real" bc they're NPCs, and two acting like it means a Matrix type dystopia/evil corporation situation. I think it's more like an MMO in a miltipurpose game like Animal Crossing or The Sims: Some of us are here as vacation, perhaps others to learn a skill, others yet perhaps as some form of punishment or to learn a particularly hard lesson. As to why we'd need something so elaborate to do that... I'd say time dilation. Our dreams are NOWHERE near as long as we feel like they are. This is due to the fact our brain is working on it's own; it isn't having to send out/receive signals from and for multiple things. It's just your brain in pure reaction time. This is why time appears to slow down during dangerous situations: our brains have began working in such a similar fashion. I say all this loose stuff to point out that in a simulation type situation, you'd likely be in some kind or form of sleep, at least as far as your brain is concerned. We could learn those skills or lessons in a fraction of the time inside a simulation while wasting very little of it in "reality".

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    Phobrek Taz
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've gotten re-interested in simulation theory by thinking about a recent BP item in which they listed stories of children saying bizarre things. Ofc these can be faked, or inadvertently influenced, but I've heard so many stories of toddlers talking about previous life experiences, then forgetting they ever spoke about such things as they get just a bit older. I don't imagine Matrix/computer-like sims, but conceivably another dimension in which beings are like "oh, I think I'll do the Earth sim again. One can only play Life On Zog so many times."

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    #91

    This is gonna be going out on a pretty long limb but this is my expanding universe theory.

    So we all know there’s no real evidence to whether the universe is infinite or in a box as both are incapable of being comprehended. So what if the universe is in a sort cage (doesn’t matter if it’s a box or anything, although it would make sense to be a multiple dimensions) and the universe isn’t really expanding, but shrinking to fit in newly created matter perfectly evenly so that it’s not noticeable? So what we call microscopic as actually waaaaaay smaller than what would actually be microscopic?

    Go on then. Call me crazy.

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    Paul Brown
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to philosopher Nick Bostrom there's a very good chance that we live in a simulation. I happen to believe him. My theory is that UFO'S are actually the programmers of the simulation and when we see the UFO'S it's actually the programmers checking on their simulation or inputting new data.

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    #92

    The FBI killed JFK. I’m not trying to provoke anyone or make them sad because JFK was a great man. Lee Harvey Oswald was (I believe) a psychopathic mental patient. I think the FBI gaslight him that he killed JFK. And because Lee was an undiagnosed mental patient, he went with it.

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    Old Roadie
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he was a p**n. LBJ and his family, friends were making piles of money from government contracts related to the war. Kennedy wanted to end the war.

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    #93

    The United States wastes more coleslaw than most developed countries consume food annually.

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    #94

    The infinite universe, and us, exist in a simulation. The counterpoint to such sophistry is always that the universe is so vast that it seems like an enormous waste just to make us. But the more you know about programming, the less that seems like an argument than a validation. It takes pages of lines of code just to make something as simple as a midi play, and play right, and not mess up everything else. The whole “dark web” can exist because most of the internet is like an iceberg where the bottom 95% exists to make the remaining visible 5% function. So I find it entirely reasonable to suppose that in order to run as complex a simulation as “reality” would require also programming huge swaths of empty space and lifeless worlds to allow the possibility that one could produce us so the game could proceed.

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    Bruce Nielsen
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's essentially what DNA is. Basically a subroutine which performs one specific function, which communicates through a common interface to the host. Bundle millions of these things together and you can build yourself an ant. Now multiply the complexity by 100 trillion times and you'll produce a human. All life is either mathematics or well-structured code following simple, yet complex rules.

    #95

    The BGC (Big Government Conspiracy) exists: an overarching, global cabal spanning all nations, whose function, amongst others, is to diminish trust in government and accredited sources, destabilizing institutions, devaluing authority, and creating dissent, until truth becomes fluid and facts unreliable. Giving different groups access to different information allows them to guide cultural, political, and economic motion in whatever manner suits them, as well as creating smokescreens to hide the truly unbelievable. The BGC’s favorite method of doing this is with conspiracy theories, which create so much noise and distraction that facts get lost in the shuffle.

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    Edgar Rops
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's called capitalism. No need for conspiracy and concerted efforts. Short sighted greed does the trick well enough.

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    #96

    I didn't read all the comments, but I think the government controls the weather..

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    #97

    Elvis is alive and well and living as Pastor Bob Joyce :/
    Oh…and Graham Hancock is right about a lost civilisation

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    Lynne Hammar
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, I think that's the guy with the excellent docuseries "Ancient Apocalypse."

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    #98

    That Michael Jackson is still alive and just faked his death to be finally left alone. This man was forced into fame and stardom because of his family. He couldn't go anywhere without being recognised and crowded by fans. For one birthday his friends rented a grocery store and all of his friends/ some actors acted like their just shopping just so he can a normal people expirience because he never shopped for groceries before. Isn't that horrible. He loved his fans but all he really wanted was to be left alone. So I'm 100% certain that he faked his death. First of all the doctor that tried to save him did the external cardiac massage on a bed, although everyone knows that you can only do this on hard surfaces. No medical professional would have done that. It's just a stupid excuse. Than there are some blurry pictures that show that something on a stretcher is carried OUT of the ambulance shortly after they carried his "corpes" into the wagon. Around a year after photos published that seemed to show him in the back of his daughters car.
    I'm sure he's not in the states anymore but maybe somewhere on an island just living in peace.

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    #99

    So if aliens are real (not saying they are for this answer) the government is raising there taxes because they need room to store aliens in Area 51 there has been little to no evidence this is possible but there are a few. One time on Halloween day of 2021 I saw what I expected to be a plane but I realized it looked like it was flying backwards so it was definitely not a plane nor a rocket. It could have been another weird looking military plane because i live right near an air force base but it was just weird not saying it ever was an alien but…you know still weird.

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    Bruce Nielsen
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, there's a ton of room still in the warehouse where they stashed the Ark of the Covenant

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    #100

    That since the draft ended and we have an all-volunteer military, it isn't in the government's.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Submission didn't let me finish. Isn't in the government's best interests to have a strong national education system. When you graduate people with no skills, the military becomes the employer of last resort.

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    #101

    Russia absolutely just bombed Poland. But it was a mistake and they used the backdoor communication channels to tell the rest of the world whoopsie and it was therefore decided to brush it off as not Russia thereby avoiding expanding the war.

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    #102

    it’s a toss. I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald did not act alone. Now I believe the twin towers was a demolition job and Bush knew. It makes the loss more tragic, if that’s possible.

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    Patti Vance
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    agree that oswald didn't act alone and was really a patsy for lbj who was miffed by his small role as vice potus as well as desire for building the industrial military complex for himself and his cronies - just like eisenhower warned us about. as for the towers, it seems like a demo job because of the way they collapsed. two towers that close to other buildings and they come down w/minimal damage to adjacent buildings? i am not a physicist but it seems strange that it happened the way it did.

    #103

    Clams got legs!

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    #104

    That humans are aliens and that the aliens look like humans.

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    #105

    Elon Musk’s neurolink (and ultimate evil plan) is at least partly inspired by that movie where the Riddler steals information from everyone’s brains through TV. And 1984. Think about it. Imagine becoming the smartest guy in the world, and being able to sell anyone you disagree with out to the cops for thought-crime.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And imagine recruiting other billionaires to do business alongside him in exchange for stolen thoughts.

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    #106

    You get calcium from the the sun.

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    Poppy
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not quite true. You get vitamin D from the sun which allows you to absorb the calcium you consume in your food.

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    #107

    I believe there's an organization like the CIA or FBI watching us, our every move, what we eat

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    Panda watcher
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not a government entity, it’s a corporation called Meta or Amazon, Microsoft, PayPal…. They don’t even have to employee people to watch you. Deep learning AI does it all for them. They know your habits, buying habits, bad habits, and this computer has one goal….getting you to spend money.

    #108

    We never landed on the moon process is so complex that even today they struggle to make it happen.

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    Monday
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't there a whole discussion about how it would be more challenging to have faked the moon landing than to actually land on it with the technology of the time?

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