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Hey Pandas, What Are Your Pet’s (Stupid) Nicknames? (Closed)

Everyone knows that pets have their REAL names and their (numerous!) nicknames. Let's share them and laugh with each other!

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#1

I'll go first!
Cheeto is our big orange tabby. She also goes by BeeBee Cheeto, Cheeto Baby, Sweeto, Cheetaroni, and Cheeto Purrito.

Next is our other cat Kaleo, who most often goes by LayLo, but is also called Princess LayLo, Lay-Laroni, Tiny Whispers (which is also shortened to T-Dub), and Babykins.

Our dog Kylo, whose FULL name is Kylo Finn, is also called Tylo, Mr. Finn, Kylo Finnigan, Gangles McGee, and Handsomus Maximus. (That last one would also be his gladiator name. If, you know, dogs could be gladiators.)

Lastly, our dog Minny is often called Miss Minny, Minny Pie, Minny Pietonka, or Fatty McButterpants.

Side note - the cats are often called Fatty McButterpants as well. That's a catch-all, fat pet name around our house!

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#2

Our younger dog has ben renamed as "Stinky stinky poopy girl" because of her farts. Now its better but as a puppy they were devastating.

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5points

Bittersweetie 2 years ago (edited)

It does have a ring to it

4points

#3

Biscuits is a big ol' fluffy MaineCoon mix but he begs for lettuce and spinach so we call him Salad.

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4points

The Deez 2 years ago

Awwww! I would love to have MaineCoon!!

3points

#4

I have a bird named pepper and I switch between pepperoni, pep-pep, buddy, and birdie. The last two are also names I call my other bird, but he doesn't really have any other nicknames.

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3points

Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 2 years ago

Same, but a cat haha 😂

2points

#5

my dog coco has been called by many nicknames (most of them were insults) but the ones used the most were chewie, little s**t, hairball, and rat.

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3points

Anjelika 2 years ago

Yeah we call our cats little shits when they've been naughty

3points

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#6

Dogs….
We have many nicknames. Our youngest dog is Stetson or “no seriously dude”, Stets, Stetsy, Bubby, Bubba, Stetsy Wetsy & most used “Handsome”.

Dixie is just Dixie Rose. Sometimes Dixie Pixie or Dixie cup.

Grace is is Gracey Gray.

Cats….
Marshmallow is Marsha Marsha Marsha, Marsha, Marsh or Marshy.

Maddie is Maddie Mae or Mad dog.

We had a cat named Muffin - muffy or muffin pan. Cole - Coley roley poley. Mickey - Mick mack. Dog - Cali - Cali wali. Taz was Tazzy

Cows…..
Mercy is Mercy Moo
Cocoa is Cocoa Puff

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3points

#7

I have a cat named Salt (before you ask yes he has a twin brother named Pepper). We call him Batcat because he has a batman logo-shaped splotch on his back.

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2points

Hxllokxty (They/it)

#8

Stinky dinky girl or I call her sometimes dinkers

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2points

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#9

Boob or poo or poopy for my cat Rolo

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2points

#10

Brutus Augustus is Bru, Bruie, Brubear, BruMonkey, Brutal, Broodle, Sweet boy, Little boy Little boy (always sang twice), Spot, Mama’s baby

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2points

#11

My dogs name is moose. It’s a misnomer meaning it means the opposite of what you named him. A moose is HUGE and he is 10 pounds but I just call him butt for some reason. Big butt, mono, moo moo, moofasa.

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2points

#12

goose. my dog is a rescue from the meat trade in thailand so she is very ferocious. we are the only family she has ever had and so she wants to protect us. this leads to her barking and trying to bite anyone and everyone that comes over. she got the nickname goose because geese always run at you honking and trying to bite you. i thought this was a funny thing they had in common so boom. nickname. another one was spaghetti puppy and my brother came up with that on and i have no idea how that started lol.

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2points

Thebia The Witch

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#13

I have a ferret my room stinks so I call her stinky toot, smelly but, and much more.

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#Amelia animal lover

#14

Our cat is named Miso. Mr. Meeps, Kitty Butt, the ripper as he goes run ing through the house, Misaroni, Big Beggar and little liar

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2points

#15

My parakeets name is Federline but I will occasionally call him "turd bird" because he is a little 💩. And our dogs. Well... they good by a lot along with our cat. We call Teddy (our teddy Roosevelt) Turd dog, splooter, the H-word, Teddy-tayto, Teddy-potato, BOI, and hey-hey (the chicken from Moana). Our cat's name is Eddie but his nicknames are the following : Fattie-pattie, fatty, H-word cat, lard, Lard-fatquad (as in lord fartquad from shrek😂), Chonkers, Chonky boi, and Zebra turd. Worst part is he knows when we talk to him. But he does not care. He loves us and we love him! We never hurt them and we don't over feed he just smart and knows what to do. And he eats the dogs food no matter what measure we do. :/

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#16

Baby boo. Just baby boo lol

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#17

My cat Cali also goes by Cali-Flower, my dog Meech is Big Meech or Old Man when he moves slow in the mornings and my dog Keemo is also Ke-Ke.

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1point

Melaniedawn Pressler

#18

I have a bird called scout and for some reason I used to be obsessed with calling him bubby! No idea why.

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1point

#19

I have 3 critters at the moment

Bailey, my husky/border collie mix service dog. She routinely gets called B-Doggie cause her name starts with a B and shes a doggie.. Stupid, I know.. but ya asked..

Smudge the guinea Pig often gets called Squishy potato.. because he likes to sploot out on you and potato is a guinea pig nickname..

Smoukee the Adventure cat gets called Bug (Because he's a bug hunter extraordinaire) or Boog after the Bear from Open Season.. no reason.. just happens.

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#20

My daughter calls our Morkie “Jenny Boo-boo Bear, his name is Jensen.

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Tanja DeZalia-Chanowsky

#21

My dog’s name is Maverick but my family calls him dumbass, fur ball, dimwit, mr stinky butt, smelly dog like smelly cat from Friends, dammit, fluffy face, fluff butt, and dingus. He’s not really the brightest dog but he’s super cute and super soft!

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Charlie Spring Fan (He/Him)

#22

Cat’s name is Boo.
Booberry.

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#23

We have a cake called mushy. Now she leaves birds and f***s up mice often leaving alive and bringing it to us hence the nickname MISHYMOUSE or THE MOUSE MURDERE

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#24

my cat's nickname is Monkey butt cause when he was young his tail was disproportionately long

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#25

My dog's name is Buddy. I call him Budders. But whenever I call him that, I can't help but picture Butters from South Park lol I also used to have a cat named Flufferella that we called Fluffy. Although, I guess in that case the real name was stranger than the nickname.

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Regina Machamer

#26

My grandma has a tiny all brown teacup chihuahua named Chuchis, but I like to call her Rat.

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August (all pronouns)

#27

Stichypoo

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Fluffy mommy panda

#28

My pets are in constant competition to see who will be “King Idiot” for the day/week. Runners-up only get to be “Prince Stupid” unfortunately. Stinky, stinko, stinky dawg, rude boy/dog/bird, silly cat, dingus, “you don’t even have teeth who do you think you are,” dumb butt, and today, “garbage-stealing ravioli face.”

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#29

My dogs name is nico but hes also known as chubbs, scruffs, little ted, tiny, the crumb hoover, pup, neetle, little neetle, neetle the beetle, nicolette, walter when hes been groomed and wearing a bow tie and andrew when hes worried (like the dog in mary poppins) 😂

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Goth Mouse (he/they)

#30

The sphynx is called 'Stinky' at least once a week (right before bathing time) & 'needy-greedy-git' when he's squishing himself between me and ... anybody who wants to cuddle

The ginger is called 'Nibbler' on a regular base, for chewing on everything (non)chewable and 'what-the-heck' for biting feet, jumping out of nowhere and so on

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#31

Our dog is a girl named Harvey, a border collie/Australian shepherd/lab mix who looks like a small skinny black lab. She’s named after Jimmy Stewart’s imaginary friend. Her nicknames are Puppet, Little Daughter, Pupa the Pet, The Pupater, Harvalarv, Puppeteer, Baby Girl, Crazy Girl, Skinny Minny, Smiley, Dingbat, Jessica Pinklady, Snarfler, Snake Worm, It, and—when she needs to poop really bad, is clearly uncomfortable, but rejects spot after spot until she can’t hold it anymore and poops on the sidewalk or in the crosswalk—Dummy.

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UpQuarkDownQuark (he/him)

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#32

My mom has called our dog, nutmeg, many names including: monkey boogers, plopsie, stinky boots, noodle, peeps, Meggie dean, and donkey head. The list goes on but these are the ones that I can think of off the top of my head:

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Wise beauty (Submission author) 2 years ago

I have also called my cat Chewbacca chunka-munka-booder.

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#33

Crankenfurr and Huffenfuss

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#34

My dog's name is Luna.
She answers to bee, lunie toones, boonie, boona, such a bee bee, and lunie bee.
My cats name is Suki.
She really only answers to SUUUKKIIII when I scream it like a crazy person but her nicknames are: sookie the wooks, wookie, bookie, Suki wookie beebee, and PSPSPS (that one noise that vsco girls used to say all the time)

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#35

Hans Gruber turns into "Hans Purrber".

Don't ask how.

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The Deez

I’m not too interesting! 😂 Wife, mom, medical receptionist...

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This dude right here? He works as a Community Manager at Bored Panda. Has no back-story, cause his spine works just fine. He writes about himself in third-person, and in first-person about others. Fell in love with storytelling and cannot let that love go. Now, he's here to help you make your own story simply beautiful. Secretly makes cute music samples and writes stories in the dark that nobody has ever heard of before.

This dude right here? He works as a Community Manager at Bored Panda. Has no back-story, cause his spine works just fine. He writes about himself in third-person, and in first-person about others. Fell in love with storytelling and cannot let that love go. Now, he's here to help you make your own story simply beautiful. Secretly makes cute music samples and writes stories in the dark that nobody has ever heard of before.

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Octavia Hansen 2 years ago

I inherited a cat . . . I address him as Fur-face and sometimes Fuzzy Butt, mostly he comes when he hears the sound of his dry food shaking . . .

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Agent 8433599 2 years ago

My dog's nickname is Fluffbutt. My cat's nickname is Timothy Leslie Tempoltin. (I don't know how, it just happened)

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Octavia Hansen 2 years ago

I inherited a cat . . . I address him as Fur-face and sometimes Fuzzy Butt, mostly he comes when he hears the sound of his dry food shaking . . .

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Agent 8433599 2 years ago

My dog's nickname is Fluffbutt. My cat's nickname is Timothy Leslie Tempoltin. (I don't know how, it just happened)

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