Hey Pandas, What Are Your Funniest Stories Of People At Walmart? (Closed)

Tell us about funny encounters you've seen happen in Walmart. Keep it PG-13, please. Thanks!

First, I’m not making fun of a different culture, but the Indian accent was so melodic, it added to my appreciation of what I heard the next aisle over. A father or older husband was mansplaining to a younger woman (in said accent), “I am telling you, you are blocking the row, and that is very bad.”

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Deutschland Mädchen 3 years ago

Very bad indeed

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There was this man (this is backwoods North Carolina) wearing a shirt that said "Subaru: Not just for lesbians anymore!". My dad just shook his head.

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Emma Vojtech

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A pair of twins fighting over twinkies and oreos

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welly1738

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grindelwald_the_insomnia_panda 2 years ago

are you sure they aren't bick and beck (if you don't know who they are, look up "treasure hunters" by James Patterson)?

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A woman screaming at the pharmacist because he wouldn’t give her opioids. It was so loud the whole store couldn’t hear it. Several security guards brought her to the door where Sheriff officers took over. I have never heard someone scream that loud!

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