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#1
David Bowie- suffragette city
“The smell of fat chicks just put a smile on my face”
Actual lyric “this mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place”
Final score:
5points
#2
My daughter's version of Rock the Casbah by the Clash
Rock the cat box, Rock the catbox
Final score:
5points
#4
As a child, I didn't understand English yet and I wondered why it was important for the singer to admit that he shot the cherry.
Final score:
5points
#5
"like an underaged weirdo'" instead of "like a deranged weirdo"
Final score:
4points
#6
The entirety of the Cast Down the Heretic lyrical interpretation video.
Lines like "Check my blood for science" "I fought dracula at wrestling" "You swallowed Fred's flying shirt".
Final score:
4points
#7
“Call all the Starbucks lovers, they’ll tell you I’m insane” instead of “call my list of ex-lovers, they’ll tell you I’m insane,” Blank Space by Taylor Swift
Final score:
3points
#8
The lift goes up where we belong.
Instead of - Love lift us up where we belong. From the song Up Where We Belong by Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes. I prefer the alternative lyric.
Final score:
3points
#9
Our Australian national anthem begins - Australians all let us rejoice. Sometimes misheard as - Australians all let us ring Joyce.
Final score:
3points
#10
Strawberry lemon corrected, I wanna lemon line from a new perspective.
Final score:
3points
#11
Wham! Freedom: "Like a prisoner that's arsé is wonky"
Actual lyrics: "Like a prisoner that has his own key"
Final score:
2points
#12
David Bowie - Ziggy Stardust.
Misheard lyrics "Making love to a Mosquito, Ziggy sucked up into his mind (ah)."
Actual lyrics: "Making love with his ego. Ziggy sucked up into his mind (ah)."
Final score:
2points
#13
"i'll run my fingers through your hair and watch the lice go wild" and "i am not the kind of girl who should be rudely barging in on a white mailed Asian" from sparks fly and speak now by taylor swift
Final score:
2points
green penguin / isabelle (Submission author) 5 months ago
real lyrics are "lights go wild" and "white veil occasion"
#14
I used to hear the Billie Jean lyric that goes “don’t go around breaking young girl’s hearts” as “don’t go around making young girls hard “. The first time I listened to ‘dude looks like a lady’ I heard “does your greasy grandma need a whore” instead of “her picture graced the grime on the door “. I heard “there’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do” in the song Africa as “there’s nothing that a hundred men on mars could ever do”.
Final score:
1point
#15
My friend misheard the lyrics "I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes" as smell you in my toes. I asked how you small someone in your toes and she insisted he could smell her in his toe jam
Final score:
1point
#16
The classic "Let's pee in the corner, let's pee in the spotlight" instead of "That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight" in Losing My Religion by R.E.M 😂
Final score:
1point
#17
When I was 7-8yo, I heard Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy. I decided to si g in the car, but I didn't have the lyrics quite correct.
He's the Boogie Woogie Bugle boy
of Company B
Said he couldn't blow a bugle
So he blew me.
My mom enjoyed my singing so much she asked me to sing for my dad when we got home.
Final score:
1point
#19
Sloan - Money City Maniacs
I swear, I don't hear "coke fizz," I swear he says, "goat j*zz"
Final score:
1point
#20
Sloan - Money City Maniacs
I swear, I don't hear "coke fizz," I swear he says, "goat j*zz"
Final score:
1point
#22
Sister sledge lost on music
The lyrics are “ I want to join a band
And play in front of crazy fans”
I thought it was “play for the grizzly bears”, my wife corrected me telling me it was “play for the President”
Both wrong!
Final score:
0points
#23
CCR Don't go round tonight, it's bound to take your life, there's the bathroom on the right. Not really sure just WHAT the lyric is supposed to be.
Final score:
0points
#24
Sloan - Money City Maniacs
I swear, I don't hear "c**k fizz," I swear he says, "goat j*zz"
Final score:
0points
blixten1982 (Submission author) 4 months ago
*it should say "Coke fizz" - I don't know why Bored Panda won't let you edit or delete an answer you've posted.
#25
Dancing queen, only 7 teeth... the actual difference is it is 17 not 7 teeth.
Final score:
0points
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