Hey Pandas, What Are Your Favorite Misheard Lyrics?

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David Bowie- suffragette city
“The smell of fat chicks just put a smile on my face”
Actual lyric “this mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place”

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5points

Justin Chard

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My daughter's version of Rock the Casbah by the Clash
Rock the cat box, Rock the catbox

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5points

Vermonta

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Julie S 4 months ago

Definitely better

2points

"Parsley, Sage, grows merry in time..."

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5points

Madam Puddyfoot

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As a child, I didn't understand English yet and I wondered why it was important for the singer to admit that he shot the cherry.

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5points

LillieMean

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glowworm2 4 months ago

But he didn’t shoot the deputy!

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"like an underaged weirdo'" instead of "like a deranged weirdo"

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4points

Chaotic Neighborhood Yeetlord

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The entirety of the Cast Down the Heretic lyrical interpretation video.
Lines like "Check my blood for science" "I fought dracula at wrestling" "You swallowed Fred's flying shirt".

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4points

MedusaWasBeautiful

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“Call all the Starbucks lovers, they’ll tell you I’m insane” instead of “call my list of ex-lovers, they’ll tell you I’m insane,” Blank Space by Taylor Swift

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3points

Red PANda (any pronouns)

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The lift goes up where we belong.

Instead of - Love lift us up where we belong. From the song Up Where We Belong by Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes. I prefer the alternative lyric.

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3points

Geoff Pearce

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Our Australian national anthem begins - Australians all let us rejoice. Sometimes misheard as - Australians all let us ring Joyce.

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Geoff Pearce

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#10

Strawberry lemon corrected, I wanna lemon line from a new perspective.

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3points

By Deleted User

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#11

Wham! Freedom: "Like a prisoner that's arsé is wonky"

Actual lyrics: "Like a prisoner that has his own key"

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2points

Julie S

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#12

David Bowie - Ziggy Stardust.
Misheard lyrics "Making love to a Mosquito, Ziggy sucked up into his mind (ah)."
Actual lyrics: "Making love with his ego. Ziggy sucked up into his mind (ah)."

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2points

By Deleted User

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#13

"i'll run my fingers through your hair and watch the lice go wild" and "i am not the kind of girl who should be rudely barging in on a white mailed Asian" from sparks fly and speak now by taylor swift

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2points

green penguin / isabelle

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green penguin / isabelle (Submission author) 4 months ago

real lyrics are "lights go wild" and "white veil occasion"

1point

#14

I used to hear the Billie Jean lyric that goes “don’t go around breaking young girl’s hearts” as “don’t go around making young girls hard “. The first time I listened to ‘dude looks like a lady’ I heard “does your greasy grandma need a whore” instead of “her picture graced the grime on the door “. I heard “there’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do” in the song Africa as “there’s nothing that a hundred men on mars could ever do”.

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