your favorite insult comebacks!
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Thank you friend, now pLeAsE get the f*** out of my life
“I would die laughing and you would die trying.”
"You couldn't handle the ride."
"You sure? You don't want to mess up your first time doing it with ME."
“Get in line.”
*Look them up and down.* “I’m gonna need a few drinks first.”