Hey Pandas, What Are You Sure Of But Can’t Prove? (Closed)

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The whole pandemic was mismanaged by the governments. I just have this feeling, but I can't reasonably prove it.

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DUN DUN 3 years ago

Oooooh this is absolutely a hundred percent correct. We all know it but can't prove it

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I think that Trump is mentally handicapped but I’m not a doctor.

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Scooter Premium 3 years ago

I think Trump is a sociopath

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Vasha 3 years ago

the two are not mutually exclusive

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Robin Roper 3 years ago

Narcissistic Personality Disorder with Sociopathic Tendencies

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! ? 3 years ago

This is a little offensive. I have mentally handicapped family and I don't really like how you're just using it as an insult. I get that it's just a way of calling him stupid and it's funny and all, but it's not that funny to me.

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WoodenLion 3 years ago

my sister is mental - but they are not talking about her. i'll be sorry too for thinking it was funny. and i want everyone out there to quit making "puke" jokes 'cause sometimes in the morning i have nausea - oh yeah - stop the "stump your toe" jokes 'cause i did it once and ya'll are being rude. get over yourself.

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Stephanie IV 3 years ago

I think he has some sort of instinctive rhetoric genius. I watched in disbelief and horror how craftily he and his staff paired words so carefully and menacingly that they are now linked. Fake news. Alternative facts. The way in which they’d so brazenly lie. Absolutely breathtaking. The way that everybody knew he was in it for the money and still he wouldn’t ever feel shame, or remorse, or anything humanly feasible.

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Ray Martin 3 years ago

He didn't coin either the term "fake news", nor "alternative facts". One of the very few things he has managed to learn is that if you consistently repeat anything enough times, then unintelligent and ill-informed people will latch onto it and believe it.

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Debi Gallagher 3 years ago

Somethings wrong with the man. He seems to have a little bit of a hitler mentality.

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AndersM 3 years ago

!? I don't think he meant to be offensive toward mentally handicapped. As I read it he actually think Trump is mentally handicapped. I think he is right. Being stupid I believe you can call it. Unfortunately he's much more than that.

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Moodles 3 years ago

100%

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Mattie 3 years ago

I think that bragging about passing a test designed to diagnose either concussions or dementia is quite solid proof that the man (if we can even call him that) has some form of mental handicap. Maybe he has only ever had 20 or so brain cells and when he looked at the not yet eclipsed sun without any eye protection it killed 18 of those cells, and since then the last two are only able to connect on a full moon between 11 and 11:02 pm but only if it's a tuesday and they're serving French fries in the cafeteria

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Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago

I would estimate his IQ score at lower than 90.

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Eric Johansen 3 years ago

Yeah obviously.

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Remind me where I am again ? 3 years ago

Perhaps he was dropped on his head as an infant, because he certainly has not matured much since then. #justsaying

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#3

There are some people in a room somewhere making up conspiracy theories.
"They'll never believe this one! 5g in the vaccines, they couldn't possibly...."
"Oh, no way, they believed it!!"
And laughing their heads off every time.

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albernistuff 4sale 3 years ago

Qanon

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#4

that pineapple on pizza isn't the worst combo in the world.

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Has sold soul for corn chip

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ZuluIsraeliAmnesiac 3 years ago

Durian on pizza is the WORST, hands down. Lived in China for many years and all the pizza places have it like Pizza Hut etc. People actually order it.

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#5

That "Flat Earth" believers are just saying it for attention.

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BusyLizzy 3 years ago

Of course they are. The whole flat earth thing only started with the arrival of YouTube and social media. Like most conspiracy theories, people latch on to it to feel like they're part of something. It makes them feel special for "knowing the truth" 🙄

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#6

That every sock that goes missing in the washer/dryer turns into a Tupperware lid without a match.

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Terilee Bruyere 3 years ago

My 'brother from another mother' says they are used as fuel for UFOs, I figure they become those little rocks that always get hit by the mower no matter how often you try clearing your yard of rocks. But I have taken apart a couple dryers before and found the little hidey hole that the socks get stuck in.

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Cosmetic or skincare industry does not care about costumers' health, they prey on our insecurities. There's no product that makes you Fairer, Clearer, Smarter, Slimmer, it's all gimmick

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Caro Caro 3 years ago

Does the industry think we are stupid or are they right and we actually are stupid enough to buy their sh!t?

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#8

You don't actually have to be an asshole to succeed in life

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Night Owl 3 years ago

I hope that's true

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#9

That somewhere there is a world full of lizard people, and some are convinced that there are secret humans among them, controlling them.

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Kona Pake 3 years ago

No need to look far, The Silurians are right beneath our feet.

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#10

Everything is Business. Be it Healthcare,
Medicine,
Media,
Education
Skincare etc.
No one cares about Human Beings or Humanity ,just costumers

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V Martinez 3 years ago

Even some churches, temples, synagogues, etc. Not all, but there definitely are some out there.

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#11

That humans are actually better than most believe.
That we will continue the quest upward and onward; with occasional mis-steps
That our future is open-ended.
That god does not exist.
There is life across the universe.
That I exist.
That you exist.

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Dave van Es 3 years ago

That there is intelligent life in the universe can be proven by the fact that they're not stupid enough to visit

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#12

Mattress stores are usually fronts for money laundering. In my town you can’t drive five minutes without passing a mattress store, furniture store that sells mattresses, or department store that sells mattresses. Not to mention all the online sellers. They’re always empty and almost as common as Starbucks.

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Cat R 3 years ago

My husband and I have discussed this many times. Just a few days ago, we went for ice cream. It's right next to a mattress store. We've been many times, and the mattress store has never, ever had even one customer. We've never seen a single customer in any of the many, many mattress stores around town, and often wonder why. Just the one employee at a desk in a back corner, most likely bored to tears.

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#13

That crime/addiction/death and suffering are all linked to a government that would rather put money in the pockets of rich people than to take care of their citizens. If the pandemic taught us anything here in America is that, giving just a little extra cash to needy families actually pulls people out of poverty and helps them to get rid of debts. Providing people with a supplement to a living wage, providing free healthcare and free educations can only help us, not hurt us. So why is it that monetary greed wins out over taking care of your follow man? This is not rocket science, but the powers that be seem too inept to make it happen.

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Scagsy 3 years ago (edited)

I may be cynical but I strongly suspect that those in power are benefiting from the system and that's why they won't close it down. If you had a cash cow, you wouldn't give it to the poor so they might eat, you would keep it for yourself to make you richer. I believe that's what is going on globally.

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#14

That extraterrestrial aliens exist. And that we will discover proof of them when one of our deep space probes finds a space buoy just outside of our solar system that reads "Avoid 3rd planet, full of assholes".

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Thorfin Wolfsbane 3 years ago

This reminds me of a comedian who said something about Earth being the Alabama of the universe.

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#15

That this plane of existence is basically hell...

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G R 3 years ago

Yup

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#16

I wanna show my parents that Im not trying to be disrespectful or to disappoint them and argue to them , Im just showing my pov.... But idk how to prove that.... Any ideas ? :(

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ThatOneWriter 3 years ago

You're bound to get some good advice but here's a hard truth: your parents might not be able to accept that you are being respectful, that you're listening, and that you still disagree with them. Parents are still just people and some people cannot accept being wrong. And once those kind of people have a form of authority over other people, they get aggressive when questioned. It hurts and it's hard to live with, but it gets better when you're an adult. At that point, the hardest part is learning to stand your ground.

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#17

That colleges just keep adding useless classes just to justify why you have to pay so much

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Ghougle 3 years ago

My college had me take Engineering Economics, to figure out the cost to a company if they lease a machine for 10 years vs buying it outright in the beginning, for a Computer Science degree. I have never once needed a single bit of information from that class, but when it was introduced to us, they pushed it like I would use it every day.

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#18

I suspect that dark matter and energy are an illusion caused by the dilation of spacetime from supermassive objects like young stars and black holes, as well as from galaxies themselves. Of course, without the ability to travel meaningfully closer to any of those supermassive objects, I can't exactly test that hypothesis...

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Mina 3 years ago

Dude...

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#19

There is some ghost who keeps emptying the dish soap in the kitchen. Every time I try to use it it's empty. EVERY. DANG. TIME!

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DUN DUN 3 years ago

Do you have a kid at home? If yes then find out if they're playing to make bubbles. If no, then it is a ghost.

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A bit random, but here goes. I have a strong suspicion that many prehistoric artefacts in Ulster Museum (Northern Ireland) are fake. I studied some for my Masters and noticed that a lot of artefacts in a very narrow band of styles were 'discovered' in a really small time frame in the 1890s. It is documented that there were forgers selling stone artefacts to tourists in that period. I think a local forger was selling them to the museum as well.

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Alice 3 years ago

That's interesting. Did you speak about this to your director? Or someone from the museum? I'm sorry if I don't use the right terms, english is not not my first language. When you say artefacts you mean flint tools? Did you find any resembling artefacts elsewhere? I work in a museum and I find this interesting, if someone suspected that some exposed piece is a fake I would like to know, speak about it and maybe start new research to be sure.

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#21

That a group of cats is plotting world domination. They look at me funny.

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Paul C. 3 years ago

Probably make a better job than most world leaders.

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#22

That you can see the future I have dreamed something and it happens even if it’s 3 years later it’s happen 3 times to me no believes except for my bestie it looks like I’m mad but dose happen!

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Rannveig Ess 3 years ago

You should keep a dream journal and record things. then when it happens, you can show people you wrote it down in the past. Even if it doesn't dream journals are so neat. It's amazing what you can decipher or unravel.

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#23

Ben Shapiro is homophobic.

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EchoTheEnby 3 years ago

I'm pretty sure you can prove this one

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#24

Most people are to stupid to live if someone didn't live for them.

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Whitey Black 3 years ago

Well that's just *to bad!

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#25

That people in the future have invented time travel and can time travel into our current time and in our past.

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Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago

So where are they then?

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#26

Kerr-McGee had Karen Silkwood run off the road.
Pac faked his death to get away from the heat, but instead was disappeared much later. There were multiple "Son of Sam" killers.
When CERN's LHC went off, it sent us into a parallel and dystopian universe where Trump won, two rhino species went extinct, mass shootings went way up, Boris Johnson was elected, a global pandemic, the world literally caught on fire, and so much other s**t happened. It would make sense, and it would explain all of the mandela effects.

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#27

Luna Lovegood is LGBTQ+ I am certain of it. I don't know if she's lebian, bi, omni, enby, queer, pan, trans, poly, ace or something else but she is LGBTQ+ and you cannot convince me otherwise.

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memyselfandI 3 years ago (edited)

Okay, I know most of those terms, but “enby” is new to me. Someone define please…

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#28

That Trump is EVIL personified. Best description ever.

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Caro Caro 3 years ago

We can prove that.

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#29

That the light in the fridge turns off when you close it

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Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago

Put your phone in there recording video. It's the way to defeat Schrodinger.

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#30

James Coney Island is part of a drug cartel or something. You never see anyone in there except little league baseball teams, yet they have multiple locations that have been around forever.

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#31

That most people are unhappy and work hard to stay that way.

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Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago

Are you referring to how resistant to change most people are? For a lot of things, people would prefer not to make any effort than actually have things differently.

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#32

I think my sister is autistic, but I’m not a doctor. So yee

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Lyone Fein 3 years ago

You probably mean well by suggesting this. The fact is, there is an autism spectrum. In addition, there are other conditions like Aspergers syndrome. Or she simply may have a learning disability. Since you don't say why you think this , or how old she is, there is not much to go on. The best thing you can do for her is to mention your concern to your parents. If this is not possible, then you could speak with an adult at school like a teacher, nurse, or guidance counselor.

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#33

That multiversums exists, and everything that can happen, actually happens.
And also, staying in our universum.... there is life in it, not necessary intelligent, not necessary carbon-based, not necessary depending on oxigen, but there is sure billions and billions of life forms in our universum: from basic to intelligent ones.

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#34

That octopuses will evolve into the next dominant intelligent species on Earth and will create a civilization that will replace ours after we are gone (die out or self-destruct or go primitive).

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Ansu Seesay 3 years ago

What about squids? Will squids and octopi fight for dominance, or will they live in peace and harmony?

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#35

God is real.

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Kristopher Still 3 years ago

Scientists - This is how the big bang happened Religious people - Im going to need "hard evidence" Scientists - Sure *hands over findings* Religious people - I dont know, its kinda sus and speculation. Religious people - God helped me do *insert thing here* Scientist - can you show me proof? Religious people - ITS ABOUT FAITH!!! Scientist - Soooooo, you cant.....

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#36

All the planets around the sun are being slowly pulled towards the sun by it's gravitation pull. Mercury's gonna be sucked in and eaten by the sun making Venus the next Mercury, and Earth the next Venus, and Mars the next Earth. Wait and see!

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Mina 3 years ago

Speechless!

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#37

I think I may be on the autism spectrum but I'm not sure. I'm not a doctor so I can't diagnose myself, but I was researching autism because I wanted to put a believable autistic character in a fanfiction I'm writing, and based on some of the symptoms I found I think I might be on the spectrum.

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memyselfandI 3 years ago

Some advice from someone diagnosed: treat yourself as though you are (stim toys, noise reduction things, etc.), it won’t hurt if you’re not and it’ll help a lot if you are.

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#38

People who like their thermostat to be on the warm/hot side are destined to go to hell, while people who like their thermostat set to cool/cold will be going to heaven.

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Kate Wooding 3 years ago

strange logic there...

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#39

Squirrels are bubble gum warriors in disguise

(Completely made that up)

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Ansu Seesay 3 years ago (edited)

How do I upvote x50?

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#40

Was jumping out of a hayloft in a barn into a massive pile of hay. One jump I ended up on the floor of the barn. We didn't realize all they hay we were jumping into was on a wagon, I managed to cleanly fall between the wagon and the wall. If I had hit the edge of the wagon I could have been seriously hurt or killed.

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Xenon (Submission author) 3 years ago

I put this one in the wrong post. It was supposed to be in the dodged a bullet one.

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#41

The internet is controlling its, there is one man behind this.

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Happi doggi (ve/ver/vis) 3 years ago

What is it’s?

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#42

1) That there’s a Master Architect (I call the Supernova Intelligentsi SI) that’s overseeing the entire galaxy and the homo sapien civilization is the most fragile, backwards and illiterate of them all.

2) That the ‘space race’ is driven by the fact that the elites have seen the fate of this world, have made contact with aliens and are colonizing Mars as a result.

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#43

That I’m not only ‘cute’ and ‘funny’.
MY FRIENDS ALWAYS SAY THAT-
One day, my friend said that even everything on my phone was cute or a meme. I protested with “That’s not true! I just downloaded a bunch of… cute animals and… memes…….”

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