DISNEYLAND, 2023

"LOOK LOOK, ITS DALE AND CHIP"

Seriously, who the H*LL calls them DALE AND CHIP. ITS CHIP AND DALE!!!

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7points

DERPY WOMBAT

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8th grade ELA class

Some kid: “Bro… My sister is like.. actually hot. Like, REALLY hot..”

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5points

AwfullyWaffley

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"I'll tell Jesus"

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4points

Couriva

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Not exactly the strangest but definitely scariest.

Once with my cat at the vet. Overheard a parent talking to the nurse. Her female senior cat just had an operation and found a stone baby in her body. Creepiest part is she was neutered at her very young age...

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3points

Astrocat Casey

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"Whats the difference between acne and a cathlic priest"
"IDK"
"The acne comes on childrens faces after they turn 12"

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2points

THE Spamming Troll

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"when you smell someone's armpit"
-a literal college class

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2points

TinyPlatypus

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that i have a sideways tooth in my jaw! it gives no pain or anything i just have it there

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2points

jordan (pineapple he/she)

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"Hello Kitty drag queens force feeding Noah cocaine"-a kid on my bus

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2points

TailsFangirl03

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"The potato is coming. Run."

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2points

King Itchy

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A little girl on the bus, out of the blue:
Girl: "What is the best dinosaur?"
Me [taken aback]"I dunno. Triceratops?"
Girl: "Ugh. That's stupid. Boys are dumb?"
Me: "Sometimes. What is the best dinosaur, then?"
Child: "Stegosaurus, dah! Boys never think of back protection..."

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2points

Luis Hernandez Dauajare

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Was at a zoo.
Looking at some pecaries
Some dude walks by singing that one lion king song.all I heard was:""when I was a young warthog""
Pecaries look like warthog. Idk man

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2points

Business shark

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(No offense to the furries bc ik not all of y’all are like this) the other day I heard something I will never unhear. Furry pussy. I need ear bleach

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1point

Blue_Mouse (is gone!)

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I have a ton, but the best was probably the time ym choir teacher said he was going to push someone off a fence (metaphorically)

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1point

crowspectre (he/they)

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