Hey Pandas, What Are The Strangest Things You’ve Overheard? (Closed)

Lots of people may know this, but we all at some point have overheard something strange while walking, at one point or another. Here are some of the weirdest...

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DISNEYLAND, 2023

"LOOK LOOK, ITS DALE AND CHIP"

Seriously, who the H*LL calls them DALE AND CHIP. ITS CHIP AND DALE!!!

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DERPY WOMBAT

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Unfeathered Chicken 1 year ago

I don’t know who Dale is but I sure do like chips

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8th grade ELA class

Some kid: “Bro… My sister is like.. actually hot. Like, REALLY hot..”

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5points

AwfullyWaffley

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crowspectre (he/they) 1 year ago

Incest, the game the whole family can play!

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"I'll tell Jesus"

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4points

Couriva

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DERPY WOMBAT 1 year ago

If I had a younger brother, this would be him. Wait a minute... I am a younger brother. Cr*p.

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Not exactly the strangest but definitely scariest.

Once with my cat at the vet. Overheard a parent talking to the nurse. Her female senior cat just had an operation and found a stone baby in her body. Creepiest part is she was neutered at her very young age...

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3points

Astrocat Casey

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DERPY WOMBAT 1 year ago

LORD ALMIGHTY THAT IS TERRIFYING

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"Whats the difference between acne and a cathlic priest"
"IDK"
"The acne comes on childrens faces after they turn 12"

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2points

THE Spamming Troll

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Blue_Mouse 1 year ago

lol

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"when you smell someone's armpit"
-a literal college class

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TinyPlatypus

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DERPY WOMBAT 1 year ago

You get immediate regret...

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that i have a sideways tooth in my jaw! it gives no pain or anything i just have it there

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jordan (pineapple he/she)

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DERPY WOMBAT 1 year ago

What blasphemy is this? I will let no human named pineapple be on my post unless they therefore admit pineapple does not belong on that of the creamy, stretchy, delicious food that is pizza!

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"Hello Kitty drag queens force feeding Noah cocaine"-a kid on my bus

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TailsFangirl03

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DERPY WOMBAT 1 year ago

WOAH

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"The potato is coming. Run."

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King Itchy

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DERPY WOMBAT 1 year ago

BRO ELMOS WORSE THAN THE POTATO

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#10

A little girl on the bus, out of the blue:
Girl: "What is the best dinosaur?"
Me [taken aback]"I dunno. Triceratops?"
Girl: "Ugh. That's stupid. Boys are dumb?"
Me: "Sometimes. What is the best dinosaur, then?"
Child: "Stegosaurus, dah! Boys never think of back protection..."

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Luis Hernandez Dauajare

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DERPY WOMBAT 1 year ago

Hear Hear

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#11

Was at a zoo.
Looking at some pecaries
Some dude walks by singing that one lion king song.all I heard was:""when I was a young warthog""
Pecaries look like warthog. Idk man

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2points