Hey Pandas, What Are The Lamest Pick-Up Lines You’ve Heard? (Closed)

A pick-up line or chat-up line is a conversation opener with the intent of engaging a person for romance or dating. Usually, some are charmed by them! But others....not so much. What are the lamest pick-up lines YOU'VE heard?

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I heard you like raisins... How 'bout a date?

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11points

Just_Another_Bored_Panda

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Excuse me, would you mind completing this quick, 1 minute survey? - Hand over your phone with the 'add new contact' screen showing.

You make me feel like the Titanic. I wanna go down!

[Wave them over with you hand] I just made you come with one hand. Imagine what the rest of me could do!

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7points

Donkey boi

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The Forgotten Loser 2 years ago

haha i love the last one!

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"Are you my appendix? Because there's this feeling in my stomach that makes me want to take you out!"

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5points

The Forgotten Loser

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Damn are you a microwave cause MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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4points

Hxllokxty (They/it)

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The Forgotten Loser 2 years ago

haha

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I once knew someone who tried to flirt by walking over to a girl and saying casually "What's your name?" ... they'd known each other for months.

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3points

I am an Alien

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(Context: walking to my bus after school with a friend who rode a different bus than me) “what’s your favorite place to eat?” I answered “oh if I took you out, would you be willing to pay?” I didn’t know how to answer *proceeds to continue asking after I told him that i wasn’t ready to start dating yet as I had just been broken up after being in a 3 month relationship (longest relationship that I had ever had)* He still keeps asking me out even though I have told him no several times. It’s been over a year now. TLDR: If someone just got out of their longest relationship, don’t ask them out or push them to go out with you.

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3points

Max

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my love for you is like diarrhea- it wont stop coming out!

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your sarcastic bestie

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waddles 2 years ago

*begins writing furiously*

1point

Are you a fart, because you just blew me away ;)

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3points

(っ◔◡◔)っ blush

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What do you say we go back to your place and go halvsies on an illigitimate child?

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2points

Jynxiecat

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JesseyM 2 years ago

I just spit out my drink hahaha!

2points

#10

"Now I'm not a vampire, but I'm pretty good at sucking 😉"

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2points

Black Pearl

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Black Pearl (Submission author) 2 years ago

I have so many pick-up lines it's ridiculous. One of my friends likes to send them to me because he knows they're terrible and I'll hate them. He thinks it's hilarious.

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#11

Context: i was doing food shopping. Then, a hand touched my shoulder :

Hi. I can learn you how to cook couscous, and then i'll make you babies.
You'll be a mum and stay at home, no job needed, just the chores. Deal? We can start now.

I quickly left. Frenchies are so romantic, right?

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Eline

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Saturn Rings 2 years ago

Total weirdo, just don’t judge all French people based off of one a$$h0le you met.

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#12

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

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2points

Mini Yaya

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Panda Incognito 1 year ago

🤣🤣🤣

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#13

On my worst blind date ever- Dude told me he was a palm reader and told me the connected lines on my palm showed that he and I were meant to be together. Gag!

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2points