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A pick-up line or chat-up line is a conversation opener with the intent of engaging a person for romance or dating. Usually, some are charmed by them! But others....not so much. What are the lamest pick-up lines YOU'VE heard?
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#1
I heard you like raisins... How 'bout a date?
Final score:
11points
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#2
Excuse me, would you mind completing this quick, 1 minute survey? - Hand over your phone with the 'add new contact' screen showing.
You make me feel like the Titanic. I wanna go down!
[Wave them over with you hand] I just made you come with one hand. Imagine what the rest of me could do!
Final score:
7points
#3
"Are you my appendix? Because there's this feeling in my stomach that makes me want to take you out!"
Final score:
5points
#4
Damn are you a microwave cause MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Final score:
4points
#5
I once knew someone who tried to flirt by walking over to a girl and saying casually "What's your name?" ... they'd known each other for months.
Final score:
3points
#6
(Context: walking to my bus after school with a friend who rode a different bus than me) “what’s your favorite place to eat?” I answered “oh if I took you out, would you be willing to pay?” I didn’t know how to answer *proceeds to continue asking after I told him that i wasn’t ready to start dating yet as I had just been broken up after being in a 3 month relationship (longest relationship that I had ever had)* He still keeps asking me out even though I have told him no several times. It’s been over a year now. TLDR: If someone just got out of their longest relationship, don’t ask them out or push them to go out with you.
Final score:
3points
#7
my love for you is like diarrhea- it wont stop coming out!
Final score:
3points
#9
What do you say we go back to your place and go halvsies on an illigitimate child?
Final score:
2points
#10
"Now I'm not a vampire, but I'm pretty good at sucking 😉"
Final score:
2points
Black Pearl (Submission author) 2 years ago
I have so many pick-up lines it's ridiculous. One of my friends likes to send them to me because he knows they're terrible and I'll hate them. He thinks it's hilarious.
#11
Context: i was doing food shopping. Then, a hand touched my shoulder :
Hi. I can learn you how to cook couscous, and then i'll make you babies.
You'll be a mum and stay at home, no job needed, just the chores. Deal? We can start now.
I quickly left. Frenchies are so romantic, right?
Final score:
2points
Saturn Rings 2 years ago
Total weirdo, just don’t judge all French people based off of one a$$h0le you met.
#12
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Final score:
2points
#13
On my worst blind date ever- Dude told me he was a palm reader and told me the connected lines on my palm showed that he and I were meant to be together. Gag!
Final score:
2points
#14
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? It sure hurt when I did.
Final score:
1point
#15
you're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache
Final score:
1point
#16
*Bump into someone cute*
Oh sorry, I didn't mean to bump into an angel
Final score:
1point
What do you think ?
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