Companies and people definitely had kind of a weird way of trying to sell their product.

*the frick*

I wonder how many pedophiles keep this tucked under their mattress?

This was controversial at the time, too.

oh man, i remember that stuff...forgot how podophilic the ads were though

some ads these days on radios can be really bad too

another baby Brooke Shields

Love's Baby Soft from the Pedophile emporium

Someone call the CPS!!

No words.

Whoever made this ad is a pedofile

alrighty then

Wut

What the f**k! Unless this meets the subject, I vote this down. Perverted.

Dude this ad is twice as scarring as 90% percent of the stuff kids will ever encounter on the internet

"Keep her where she belongs"....Where? Naked, on the floor, watching shoes? What are they selling? The point here mystifies me.

lol

BTW THIS IS NOT MINE ITS FROM RAMEN NOODLE I PUT THAT IN SOURCES BUT ITS NOT MINE

"Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Smith! It's a bacon double cheeseburger!"

Dang cocaine addicts. Always building little houses.

ok this is kinda messed up because a baby should not be exposed to cigs

It reminds me of the Blue Man Group... White Man Group.

its a good comparison tho...

"Look, I'm a mother!" He said while thinking "These people are nuts."

smh... this is wrong in way to many ways...

i feel like yall tryin kill these babies

True today too - it doesn't matter what you look like if you stink like BO

She'll be cooking up some lovely arsenic pie!

Eh?? I get having larger size clothing available, but the girl in the pic doesn't look "chubby" at all

smh... this is sexist and it makes it seem like the woman is his slave which is also wrong

tf

Because nothing says "I love you" quite like hydrogenated palm kernel oil. Top up his life insurance and escort him to an early heart attack!

yk giving it to them at such an early age could be harmful...

ok that is wrong on so many levels

wait, is she only wearing an apron?!

Well, he had 4 years... Buh bye.

Oh my gosh, I've seen this one!!! After the unicorn poops, he gives it to the children in ice cream cones (with toilet paper as napkins). It's really cringy.

this is only wrong if you think about it.

..i suddenly hate cereal

what does lard have to do with love

That is a lovely and festive way to display a severed head.

Hmmm, it could work tho lol

I waaaaant one!

hahaha

Hey look it's the The. What. meme lady!

I actually saw this once, coming home from a busy night of drinking. I wasn't sure if I hallucinated it or not until I saw it again, but sober.

Ugh, the Puttermans...Creepy battery-powered people. I wonder if the 'uncanny valley' look was intentional

Is this a campaign commercial? What the hell is going on here?

i...dont understand....

...

What in the living hell?

Btw i know this wasnt real it was just a joke but it was still funny :)

This is what becomes of babies who are given cigarettes, soft drinks, razors, and then wrapped in cellophane.