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Hey Pandas, Share Some Really Cringy Pick-Up Lines (Closed)

Post some really cringe pick up lines here. I'm making a game where you match pick up lines with their answers.

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#1

are you a long structure used to restrict the flow of water across rivers and underwater streams? because daaaaaaaaaam!

Final score:

5points

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#2

Gosh I have so many. One of my friends who's trying to get together with me sends at least one a day. The worst one I think was, "Are you my dad's belt? Because you be hitting different."

Final score:

4points

#3

Hey girl, are you a fire alarm? Cus youre really loud and annoying.

Final score:

3points

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#4

“How much does a polar bear weigh?”
“What? I don’t know.”
“Enough to break the ice, hi I’m Vibe Check 😎 “

Final score:

1point

#5

I wonder what these gaps between my fingers are for ? Oh wait, they’re for holding yours. 😂

Final score:

1point

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#6

I was in science with one of my friends and for some reason, he just started telling me some reasonably ok pick-up lines, and here's one i came up with,
Hey, I just got a clap activated lamp. You wanna come over to mine and turn it into a strobe?

Final score:

1point

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This dude right here? He works as a Community Manager at Bored Panda. Has no back-story, cause his spine works just fine. He writes about himself in third-person, and in first-person about others. Fell in love with storytelling and cannot let that love go. Now, he's here to help you make your own story simply beautiful. Secretly makes cute music samples and writes stories in the dark that nobody has ever heard of before.

This dude right here? He works as a Community Manager at Bored Panda. Has no back-story, cause his spine works just fine. He writes about himself in third-person, and in first-person about others. Fell in love with storytelling and cannot let that love go. Now, he's here to help you make your own story simply beautiful. Secretly makes cute music samples and writes stories in the dark that nobody has ever heard of before.

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Dying Inside Rachel 3 years ago

“Mario is red, Sonic is blue, Press start to join because you’re my player two.” Another: “Hey gorl are you my appendix, because I don’t quite understand you, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.”

1point

Dying Inside Rachel 3 years ago

“Mario is red, Sonic is blue, Press start to join because you’re my player two.” Another: “Hey gorl are you my appendix, because I don’t quite understand you, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.”

1point

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