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That immortality is somewhat possible.
I present to you the 'hydrozoan Turritopsis dohrnii' ( which has been dubbed as the immortal jellyfish ). In response to physical damage or even starvation, they take a leap back in their development process, transforming back into a polyp. In a process that looks remarkably like immortality, the born-again polyp colony eventually buds and releases medusae that are genetically identical to the injured adult.
"I wonder if I could fit this entire sandwich in my mouth?"
"I wish I could fly"
"I FORGOT THERE WAS A TEST TODAY AAAAAAAA"
*ponders the idea that the universe has no beginning or end, then gets distracted by a cool beetle*