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Hey Pandas, What Are Some Questions That Are Unanswerable? (Closed)

I just was thinking and I realized that there are a lot of questions that cannot be answered. I decided to make my first post about unanswerable questions.

Where did I get this idea? In the shower, of course.

One example of an unanswerable question is: Do prison buses have emergency exits?

Be sure to post your own unanswerable questions down below!

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#1

When did time begin?
If you punch yourself and it hurts, are you weak or are you strong?
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
Are we living or slowly dying?
If a baby’s head pops out of its mother at 11:59 PM, and the butt comes out at 12:01 AM, what day will the baby be declared to be born on?
Why is Goofy considered a person and Pluto considered a pet when they’re both dogs?
Is your answer to this question ‘no’?
If a cyclops were to close its eye, is it winking or blinking?
Do you consider eyebrows facial hair?
If you had a dream that none of your dreams would come true, and you woke up and had none of your real-life dreams come true, would that be a dream come true?
If you hate haters, does that make you a hater and will you hate yourself?
What would happen if Pinocchio said ‘My nose will grow now’?
If Cinderella’s shoe fit her perfectly, then why did it fall off?

Damn I have too many questions

Final score:

31points

Noelle (he/fae/xe)

Dave van Es 4 years ago

Time began at the beginning. Both A baby is born when it's body is fully out of the mother Goofy is not a dog, but a cow A cyclops can't wink. Yes, it is facial hair The rest I can't answer you

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#2

How many holes are there in a straw?

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21points

Andrea Serrano Morales 4 years ago

2. wait no, 1. screw u and thank you for not letting me sleep bc of a question like this

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#3

What really happens when we die?

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19points

A U T O P H O B I A

BoredPanda is awesome 4 years ago

Also what really happens after we die.

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#4

honestly,
how do people justify voting for Trump.
I can understand and respect republican points of view (to a certain degree),
but this monster. How? How do women vote for him and look at themselves in the mirror?? I do not get it! Can't figure this one out.

Final score:

18points

¯_(ツ)_/¯ 4 years ago

exactly, not to get too serious but how do women fricking go against womens rights and abortion rights? THEY ARE LITERALLY TAKING AWAY THEIR FREEDOM IN THIS COUNTRY!!! LIKE WTF!!! (in america lmao)

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#5

Why would anyone vote for a lunatic like Trump?

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12points

deletemyaccount

Helen Haley 4 years ago

That is a good question, and I'm sure the answer is terrifying.

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#6

Why are most Republicans protesting about `Stop the Steal` when Trump and his cronies are the only ones trying to steal the election?

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11points

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#7

What hair color do they put in bald people's driver's licenses?
My friend asked me that a while back- On my mind ever since.

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10points

Dave van Es 4 years ago

If the person is completely bald and no chance of regrowth, then "none" if possible. If a person's hair has a chance to regrow, then the color the hair was last time the person saw it.

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#8

Who let the dogs out?

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10points

pansexualandproud 4 years ago

I did, then I had to bring them all back in. sorry lol

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#9

If you're bilingual, what language do you think in? I've always been curious and no one I know has given me a straight answer.

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10points

cassiushumanmother 4 years ago

Your brain just switch when he want to. I'm french and far from bilingual but sometimes a word come in german or english because it's more short or because my brain just picked this word over the french one. It happens a lot with the word horse with my brain "cheval" in french and "Pferd" in german (second language), i always think "Pferd" when i see one. If i'm in another country i began to think in the language, even with mistakes but my brain just switch.

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#10

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

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9points

Blinding_Darkness 4 years ago

Me: *chucks wood over fence* Chuck(the guy next door): tf?! Chucks 'wife': who chucked wood at Chuck?

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#11

Why is 42 the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

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9points

Thomas Robb 4 years ago

42

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#12

What is the ACTUAL true point of life? It just seems like we were just kinda plopped here without a plan. We do things just to have a purpose, but nothing we do is universally mandatory, ya know?

Just another thing to keep me up at 2am...

Final score:

9points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

The point to life is to make more DNA, but you don't have to.

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#13

Where is my vintage Smiley brand green wool beanie with red, yellow, and orange stripes, that someone stole from me a few years ago? That beanie used to be my dad's and I loved it and still miss it.

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9points

person (i think)

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

It's somewhere out there. It'll come back to you eventually.

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#14

What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?

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8points

Lorraine R 4 years ago

Oh, it is. You just have to accept it and move on.

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#15

If God is real how was God created? I think that's a million-dollar question

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8points

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Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

God wasn't created, he has just been there~ It's beyond our stupid little human minds that he never had a start and will never have an end. It's also beyond our stupid little human minds how to get rid of Trump 😂

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#16

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?

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7points

totally innocent bystander

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

Who me? Yes, you Couldn't be! Then WHO?!?!

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#17

Is it better to go through life with the attitude that every decision you make is important or that we all die eventually so nothing we do really matters?

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7points

Stack o' Pancakes

Helen Haley 4 years ago

If nothing you do matters, the only thing that matters is what you do.

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#18

Is there really good and evil, or just this opinion and that opinion?

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7points

Mirabelle Willmoth

Soap 4 years ago

yes

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#19

My brother's friend group's texting thread is called the kinda single bros. How can you be kinda single??????????????????????????????

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7points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

When you're in a kinda relationship with kinda commitment but kinda not taking it very seriously.

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#20

When did time begin? Did we invent math or did we discover it? Where does a thought go when it’s forgotten? Do we have free will or is everything predestined? Is there life after death? Is it really possible to experience anything objectively? What are dreams? What is the goal of humanity? How long will you be remembered after the day that you die? Which orange came first – the fruit or the color? What is ‘god’? Who decided what’s right and wrong? What is the purpose of setting goals if we all die anyway? What is freedom and does it really exist? Which came first – the chicken or the egg? What makes you, you? At what age should a person be considered old enough to die of old age? How do you know you’re not crazy and just hallucinating your whole life? To what degree have you been able to control the course that your life has taken? Is the Earth alive? Is it possible to know what is truly good and what is evil? If we learn and improve from our mistakes, why are we so afraid to make mistakes?
Do you ever really do anything out of your own conscious choice, or are we always controlled by some external stimulation or motive?
Why are you here at this very moment in your life? Did you arrive at this point in your life because you willed it or because you were destined to be here? Are soul mates a real thing? If we need to follow rules at all costs, then why do we make exceptions to these rules? Is there an end to the universe, or does it just keep going? What is the purpose and meaning of time? Do our human accomplishments have a long-term, universal significance, or when the world ends, do we all end with it, including what we’ve achieved?
Why do people have to die? Why does anything exist? Is the government putting chemicals in our air that is so-called 'oxygen' that was supposed to keep us alive but instead is killing us VERY slowly?

Final score:

7points

Your.New.Husband

CAELYN MORALES 4 years ago

...dude...

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#21

How did we evolve do be so smart yet stupid at the same time?

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7points

Suzanne Haigh 4 years ago

You have the choice

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#22

If a person has multiple personalities and tells someone they are going to kill themselves, is it a hostage situation?

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6points

SaltyFØxx 4 years ago

yes.

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#23

Mwa ha ha. U have unleashed my wrath

What happens to Oscar the Grouch on Garbage day?
What is Matter Made of?
Is fire a gas, liquid, or solid?
How did life evolve from non-living matter?
Why do we dream?
Is there a pattern behind prime numbers?
Can we create energy the same way the sun does?
What happened before the big bang?
What makes us... human?
What happens inside a black -hole?
Are we alone in the universe?
What is... Dark matter?
Why do we Bake Cookies. and Cook Bacon?
Do bald people use soap or shampoo on their heads?
WHY ISN'T EVAPORATED MILK A GAS?
If you try to fail. And succeed. What have you done?
Can you cry underwater?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
If a sign maker went on strike, what would their sign say?
If there is a speed of light. What is the speed of dark?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest also have to drown?
If there were no sponges living in the ocean, would the ocean be deeper?
If con is the opposite or pro. then is congress the opposite of progress?
Whos cruel idea was it to put the letter "S" in the word "Lisp?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
Why can't we tickle ourselves?
What is the safest place to stand OUTSIDE in a thunder storm?
What is the purpose of death?
How would you go F*** yourself?

To whoever managed to read all these questions... I give you congradulations.

Final score:

6points

Boopie Dew 4 years ago (edited)

Oscar loves his trash, so they don't pick his up. Stuff that matters obv. Fire is a plasma. By God. For reflection or for fun. No. Yes. A little toot. A conscience, brain, love and thumbs. Inside a black hole... not much, maybe some swirling. No we aren't alone. Well if gray matter is the brain, dark matter would be... Cookies bake because they need to rise, bacon is cooked so people can smell it better. YUM .Tech bac is fried. Soap- its skin. Because evaporated milk has just less water. Thats it. If you try to fail and succeed than you failed. So you had succeeded in failing. Yes can cry under water. Interstate in Hawaii to protect the usa. And make it easier to get supplies back and forth 2military. On strike! (Last sign til return) Speed is same for light and dark. Unless it was practiced that way, No swimmer would only die. Sponges do take up space so in that aspect yes. Legally no. But logically probably. Some Sucker So Special - that he didn't have a lisp. Take snowplow home all time

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#24

What happened to the fish during Noah's flood? If it rained enough for the seas to fill so much, then the salinity would be diluted enough to kill all marine fish and most other marine life. When the seas rose enough to meet the lakes, all the freshwater fish would have died from the increased salinity.

Final score:

6points

person (i think)

Nikki Lambert 4 years ago

A primitive society that had never traveled outside its own river valley would naturally think the entire world was flooded. In reality, it was just that one river valley. Perspective is everything.

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#25

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

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5points

Blinding_Darkness

cassiushumanmother 4 years ago

Now, thanks to science, we know it's the egg. An "almost chicken" laid a egg with an evolutionary genetic mutation, here comes the chicken.

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#26

What *does* the fox say

Emphasis on does

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5points

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

Dingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingding.

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#27

Why do driver's licenses need to be showed when buying drinks if you are not allowed to drink and drive?

Final score:

5points

Roadkill The Brave 4 years ago

A Driver's License is a form of Government Photo Identification. It is used to prove you are who you say you are, are the age you say you are, and is a legal government document. Most people in tbe U.S. do not have other forms of Government issued identification, like Passports. Also most POS systems have a built in function to scan your ID and get verification it's valid. Technically you can buy alcohol with a photo State I.D., Passport, or Military I.D. that's it. As all of those are official government issued photo ID's they work.

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#28

Who am I?

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5points

CATMONSTER2018 4 years ago

You are: Charlotte Anderson [STUDENT]

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#29

back story (sorry lol): so in school we are doing argumentative essays, some girl did women's rights, and in that there has to be a con of the essay's point, and so now to my unanswerable question:

what are the cons of wanted women to be equal to men? smh

Final score:

5points

Andres Tejeda 4 years ago

None.

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#30

Why can't I just be straight ( my mom ).

Final score:

5points

Nikki Lambert 4 years ago

Because sexuality is not a choice you make; it's part of who you are. You can't change it any more than you can change your skin color.

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#31

How big is the Universe?

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4points

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

Very big.

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#32

What color was a T-Rex?

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4points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Brownish. Just ask Fleshy.

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#33

What is 0 divided by 0?

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4points

Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago

What is 0^0?

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#34

How do you know you’re not crazy and just hallucinating your whole life?

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4points

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Jon S. 4 years ago

We covered this in first year philosophy. I think the basic answer was A) You don't. But B) if you don't act like your hallucinations are real, your hallucinations make your life miserable pretty quickly.

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#35

Why do people spend money in video games to buy things that literally don't exist?

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4points

Sleazy Weaver 4 years ago

Why do people police other's spending? People can buy what they want with luxury money. Would you s**t on people for commissioning digital artists because their art doesn't exist in the real world too?

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#36

What does water taste like? Forgive me if I accidentally stole your post, I originally read this like a week ago

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4points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

It tastes like temperature.

1point

#37

When did time begin? and What is the meaning of life?

Final score:

3points

BoredPanda is awesome

Blinding_Darkness 4 years ago

The meaning of life is 42. And time began when someone told it to. Now, we can all tell the time. But what should we tell it?

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#38

Alright, here we go-

Why?

Final score:

3points

Mama Panda 4 years ago

Because

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#39

will unus annus ever return :(

Final score:

3points

Sleazy Weaver 4 years ago

No, that was the entire point of Unus Annus: learning to live in the moment & enjoy things & then let them go. Having them return would destroy the very soul of the channel & go against everything they wanted. Be happy for what we had & what they did. Don't dwell in a miserable way. This is the complete opposite of what Ethan & Mark wanted & is disrespectful to Unus Annus.

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#40

How do you do a Hey, pandas post?

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3points

The Pansexual MELONLORD 4 years ago

You mean an ask pandas? You go to add post at the top, add a picture, and then select 'choose category' on the right.

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#41

will I really go to hell when I die as all the homophobes say (I'm pansexual as you can see)? and if I do I hope it's just gonna be some big party. also will there ever be a time when the world is at peace and we are not fighting and everyone has equal rights?

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3points

Soap 4 years ago

If you go to hell, I will be right there so we can have a party with Ice Cream and hang out :D

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#42

Are you sure about that?

Final score:

3points

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Blinding_Darkness 4 years ago

I'm sur - nope. No I'm not. I'm never sure. Well maybe sometimes.

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#43

What is the last digit of pi?

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3points

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

"i"

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#44

Why does snow fall and not drop?

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3points

Randi Hall 4 years ago

In most cases the difference when to use fall/ drop is if the object/ situation is Active or Passive fall - Active drop - Passive "I fell in love", not "I dropped in love" I think.. (english is not my first language 🙃 )

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#45

What color do Smurfs turn when they're choked (they're already blue)?

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3points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

purple

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#46

What do the aliens look like? Just any aliens.

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Roadkill The Brave 4 years ago

Depends. If you go by accounts of those who have spotted them then there's three distinct groups, the lizard men, the grays and the third one I can never remember but kind of look like the grays a bit. However anything not of this Earth is alen and it would really depend on what their plants are like. Most artists, writers, etc make them bipedal because we only know ourselves. They might exaggerate or enhance characteristics to make them 'unique'. Star Wars would actually give you a really good idea on what Aliens can be despite the fact that they really have a lot of bipeds too.

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#47

Does anyone else ever feel like... You suddenly realise you are a part of the world? Like you are a person? In the world? You exist? You are a human? Just me?

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Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

I do this, but like, way worse.

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#48

How do you know that you weren't born just now? What if all of your memories have been put in just now, making you believe you have been alive for a long time? What if this is all a giant experiment?

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3points

KombatBunni 4 years ago

If it’s an experiment it’s a really messed up one!

1point

#49

What WOULD extraterrestrial life look like when we eventually discover it? Would it be microscopic? Bipedal? Would it be cephalopod-like? Would it possibly be just a plant? What's the most likely option?

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3points

A Dumbo Octopus

Astrid Nineor 4 years ago

Mostly microscopic, I assume that is what there will be the largest amount of, even if there is other stuff as well, so we are more likely to find it

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#50

Why do most of us find baby animals so darn cute? Especially the soft fluffy looking ones!

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Jon S. 4 years ago

I wish I knew. I know eye/head ratio plays a part, but I cannot explain why I go all gooey over a kitten and yet human babies leave me cold.

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#51

why are there racist shit-heads in today's society

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Calvin Suzuki 4 years ago

Ahem this is unanswerable questions. That is a question that can be answered.

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#52

Does God exist?

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Anaïs Ballestra

person (i think) 4 years ago

Currently we can neither prove nor disprove the existence of God(s). "Absence of Evidence Is Not Evidence of Absence." Coming down hard on _either_ side of the "yes"/"no" argument is putting you in the "faith" category.

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#53

What goes through stupid people's minds?

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2points

Christian Bradshaw

Jacob Eirikson 4 years ago

What mind?

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#54

What does heaven look like?

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IlovemydogShilo 4 years ago

My dog's eyes.

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#55

When did times begin?

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Jon S. 4 years ago

I'm no physicist, but I believe the earliest event we are aware of is the big bang projected to be 13.7 billion years ago. The oldest object we have measurements for is a star that is 13 billion years old. When did humans learn to keep track of time? The oldest calendar I am aware of is 10,000 years old, but I suspect we have been doing it much longer. The oldest historical record we have is almost 5,500 years olds.

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#56

What are they thinking right now??

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person (i think) 4 years ago

Why the f* am I sitting here answering so many questions that are not actually "supposed" to have answers?? Why am I not just going to bed??

6points

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#57

If 42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything, then what is the answer to life?

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Bacony Cakes 4 years ago (edited)

//42 IS 42!

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#58

Where do the universe and human stupidity end?
(Albert Einstein said that they're probably infinite...but I personally think, that the universe has to have and end somewhere)

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Mama Panda 4 years ago

I think you have answered your own question

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#59

The biggest question of all: In minecraft, is the white square with wings and a beak a chicken or a duck?

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2points

Little Flame 4 years ago

Chicken. When you kill it, you get raw chicken. Come on, man!

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#60

A baby is born at 12:01AM on January 1st on the East coast.
Another baby is born at 9:01PM on December 31st on the West coast.

Do they really share the same birthday since they were *technically* born at the exact same time?

(these are things that make me literally stop, stare into space with *that* look, & hate my inept brain!)

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#61

Has anyone else noticed when cats are angry they get heavy?
Ok so the next question has a story to go with it....
Ok so there was this boy who has a huge crush on me and I had a huge crush on him so we flirted alot and he was always talking to his friends about me like good things and we were hitting things off, but I got my phone taken away ( cuz I was a bad child 😌 im good now) and he asked for my phone number but I told him ya know my phone got taken away and he said aww then we went on Thanksgiving break and I got my phone back so I gave him my phone number and he said I already have a girlfriend.
Why did he do this?
What does this meeeaannn?
Why is bored panda so addictive?

Final score:

2points

Bored Little Panda

Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago

Because he’s an asshole. Drop him.

1point

#62

Which comes first life or death?
Do animals see us humans as stupid?
Can we really feel emotions or is it just a reflex?
Is the colors we see really the right colors ?
Are humans really the smartest creatures out there?
Is their a reason to a reason to that reason?
Is magic real?
Can we really feel pain?
Why humans exist I mean we really don't help the ecosystem and we hurt homes of living creatures and burn the earth down.
How it would be like if humans were gone and animals lived in peace?

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2points

Bleeding Rose 4 years ago

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#63

How many chips are in a pringles can?
lol

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Nikki Lambert 4 years ago

None. Pringles are not classified as potato chips.

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#64

2+2 4,5, or fish?

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Soap 4 years ago

No no no- it's cantaloupe.

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#65

Why is Trump a hypocrite?

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Andres Tejeda 4 years ago

Because its hard for him to keep track of his lies and he constantly changes his views to try to appease his base.

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#66

Why Harry's horcrux part didn't fight off Fawkes in the Chamber when tears fell on the wound. Or why didn't the basilik's venom destroy the horcrux

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CAELYN MORALES 4 years ago

hmmmm....

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#67

why was my dream last night about bigfoot?

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Carebear the kid

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Because he's lonely and wants a hug.

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#68

If nothing is nothing, how do we know about it? Giving nothing a name makes it something. What even is nothing?

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Harlø-Banditø

Astrid Nineor 4 years ago

Neverending stooooooory, nanana nanana nanana

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#69

Why does my back hurt?

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1point

Roadkill The Brave

Jon S. 4 years ago

If it's hurting for no reason, I'd guess weak core muscles. Do some gentle crunches, you'll be sweet in a week or two.

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#70

~Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
~Do stairs go up or down?
~How can something be “new” and “improved”? if it’s new, what was it improving on?
~How far east can you go before you’re heading west?
~If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
~If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

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Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago

If you go east, you will continue going east forever. There’s no east or west poles.

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#71

if our world is a cat what if all planets are cats what if our unverse is a sleeping cat what if cat belivers that think cats are gods im one my self
what if theres a unyverse full of human like cats called catlandians

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Owen Salmon2028

Sleazy Weaver 4 years ago

The Earth is made of rocks, magma, & other minerals. It is not a cat. Other planets are definitely not cats either if you would do a little astronomy research. You are free to believe whatever you like so long as it doesn't conflict with established science & spread false information. Believers in multiverse theory would say with an infinite number of universes there's bound to be one like you described, but even if there was it would have 0 impact on human lives & there would be no way to know for sure whether it exists or not.

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#72

What's beyond the universe? I mean, there's Earth, then the Solar System, then the Milky Way Galaxy, then the universe, then what?

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Jon S. 4 years ago

One hypothesis is that there are many similar universes and the interaction of them is what sparked the big bang. They may have an observable gravitational effect as our universe expands towards them. Another hypotheses states that although there are many universes, and potentially new ones created all the time, they can never interact because the space between them is expanding faster than than can move towards each other. I can only shrug and hope they come to some kind of consensus eventually.

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#73

What happened to the lost colony of roanoke and is the City of Atlantis real?

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Obi Wang Kenobi

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Roanoke probably just merged with the natives, and we're not sure about Atlantis, but there have been records of sunken towns, so a sunken civilization might not be so far fetched.

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#74

What colors are mirrors?

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person (i think) 4 years ago

Silver? That is the color painted at the back of the mirrors to cause the reflection

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#75

Where the sweet Kentucky-fried [1kHz] are the aliens? Where are they? GIVE ME THE ALIENS! NOW!

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Aliens living amongst us will be much wiser than to make themselves known. People are able to hate and kill other people just for trivial reasons like color of the skin, sexual preferences, gender or religion. Now imagine what they would do to people from a different planet.

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#76

How many grains of sand are there on earth...
Boom, I just blew your mind.

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CaelynTheCheeto

Sleazy Weaver 4 years ago

Recognizing the fact that earth has quadrillions of grains of sand? Not impressive. Now, if you actually were to answer the question with an exact number, THEN my mind would be blown.

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#77

How do I make a list like this one here on Bored Panda? I know how to make a post but I can't figure out how to make a list. I have been trying to figure this out for a while with no luck. Can someone help me out?

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Levi Baker 4 years ago

Click add post and submit a cover photo. Go to category and pick Ask Pandas

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#78

When will the song that never ends end?

This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not...

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I travel. I seek the Parmesan.

ツ_Itz_Your_Girl_ツ 4 years ago

oh so red can have a lot of questions, but when I do it gets MULTIPLE downvotes??!?!?!?!??

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#79

If black is a colour, and white is a colour, then why is a black and white TV not a colour TV?
And if black and white aren't colours, then what are they?

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Blinding_Darkness

Suzanne Haigh 4 years ago

Black and white are shades not colours

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#80

If 42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything, then what is the answer to 42 ?

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ツ_Itz_Your_Girl_ツ 4 years ago

42

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#81

Are we in a holodeck program on a federation starship? Is somebody we know running the program?

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person (i think) 4 years ago

yeah man, we are all moriartiy stuck in that little yellow holodeck simulation cube

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#82

What color is a mirror? And most importantly... How would Cricket react if she discovered... THE INTERNET??

Final score:

-2points

Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings

CAELYN MORALES 4 years ago

Cricket would die of joy! lol

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#83

This one.

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jonnotheGOAT

Hi my name's jonnotheGOAT. Ya'll can call me Jonno, Jonathan, or jonnotheGOAT. I'm 12 years old. I looove sports. I like football and basketball the most. My favorite teams are the Dallas Cowboys, Dallas Mavs, Dallas Stars, LA Dodgers, and FC Dallas. As you may tell, I live in Texas. I used to live in Cali for 8 years. My favorite video games are Minecraft, Among Us, Brawl Stars, and Roblox. Well I hope you like my posts! Stay safe and let the boredom end!

Hi my name's jonnotheGOAT. Ya'll can call me Jonno, Jonathan, or jonnotheGOAT. I'm 12 years old. I looove sports. I like football and basketball the most. My favorite teams are the Dallas Cowboys, Dallas Mavs, Dallas Stars, LA Dodgers, and FC Dallas. As you may tell, I live in Texas. I used to live in Cali for 8 years. My favorite video games are Minecraft, Among Us, Brawl Stars, and Roblox. Well I hope you like my posts! Stay safe and let the boredom end!

Diana Lopetaitė

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

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Nikki Lambert 4 years ago

Hopefully, this is a question with an answer. When my notifications indicate that someone has responded to my comment, and I click the notification, BP brings me to the article but not to the comment. Am I supposed to endlessly scroll the page looking for my comment? Or am I missing something?

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Jacqueline Arana 4 years ago

Yes if you don't get deleted

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jonnotheGOAT (Post author) 3 years ago

the reason i came to this page is for that exact reason

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person (i think) 4 years ago

85% of the time that is what you have to do. It is really annoying.

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Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

Ikr xddddd

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cassiushumanmother 4 years ago

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Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago

I don’t understand why people are being downvoted for sharing their perspectives. These opinions aren’t hurting anyone, and there’s the freedom to religion. Can someone help me understand why these are being attacked? Because we disagree with you?

3points

person (i think) 4 years ago

I agree. Go ahead and downvote things like "we evolved from monkeys", which is a blatant misunderstanding of evolution, but maybe dont downvote things that are perspectives? I am not actually entirely sure how this should go....

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Piet Puk 4 years ago

What was a hairpin bend called before hairpins were invented?

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nurseysclone4 4 years ago

Piet Puk haha

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Nikki Lambert 4 years ago

Hopefully, this is a question with an answer. When my notifications indicate that someone has responded to my comment, and I click the notification, BP brings me to the article but not to the comment. Am I supposed to endlessly scroll the page looking for my comment? Or am I missing something?

4points

Jacqueline Arana 4 years ago

Yes if you don't get deleted

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jonnotheGOAT (Post author) 3 years ago

the reason i came to this page is for that exact reason

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person (i think) 4 years ago

85% of the time that is what you have to do. It is really annoying.

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Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

Ikr xddddd

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cassiushumanmother 4 years ago

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Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago

I don’t understand why people are being downvoted for sharing their perspectives. These opinions aren’t hurting anyone, and there’s the freedom to religion. Can someone help me understand why these are being attacked? Because we disagree with you?

3points

person (i think) 4 years ago

I agree. Go ahead and downvote things like "we evolved from monkeys", which is a blatant misunderstanding of evolution, but maybe dont downvote things that are perspectives? I am not actually entirely sure how this should go....

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Piet Puk 4 years ago

What was a hairpin bend called before hairpins were invented?

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nurseysclone4 4 years ago

Piet Puk haha

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