When did time begin?
If you punch yourself and it hurts, are you weak or are you strong?
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
Are we living or slowly dying?
If a baby’s head pops out of its mother at 11:59 PM, and the butt comes out at 12:01 AM, what day will the baby be declared to be born on?
Why is Goofy considered a person and Pluto considered a pet when they’re both dogs?
Is your answer to this question ‘no’?
If a cyclops were to close its eye, is it winking or blinking?
Do you consider eyebrows facial hair?
If you had a dream that none of your dreams would come true, and you woke up and had none of your real-life dreams come true, would that be a dream come true?
If you hate haters, does that make you a hater and will you hate yourself?
What would happen if Pinocchio said ‘My nose will grow now’?
If Cinderella’s shoe fit her perfectly, then why did it fall off?

Damn I have too many questions

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Noelle (he/fae/xe)

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How many holes are there in a straw?

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What really happens when we die?

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A U T O P H O B I A

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honestly,
how do people justify voting for Trump.
I can understand and respect republican points of view (to a certain degree),
but this monster. How? How do women vote for him and look at themselves in the mirror?? I do not get it! Can't figure this one out.

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Why would anyone vote for a lunatic like Trump?

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deletemyaccount

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Why are most Republicans protesting about `Stop the Steal` when Trump and his cronies are the only ones trying to steal the election?

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john turner

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What hair color do they put in bald people's driver's licenses?
My friend asked me that a while back- On my mind ever since.

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Who let the dogs out?

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Jake E

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If you're bilingual, what language do you think in? I've always been curious and no one I know has given me a straight answer.

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*_Shy bean_*

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

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Fred Johnson

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Why is 42 the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

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ThatOnePerson

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What is the ACTUAL true point of life? It just seems like we were just kinda plopped here without a plan. We do things just to have a purpose, but nothing we do is universally mandatory, ya know?

Just another thing to keep me up at 2am...

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Eli_Electrify

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Where is my vintage Smiley brand green wool beanie with red, yellow, and orange stripes, that someone stole from me a few years ago? That beanie used to be my dad's and I loved it and still miss it.

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person (i think)

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What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?

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glowworm2

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If God is real how was God created? I think that's a million-dollar question

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BoredPanda is awesome

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?

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totally innocent bystander

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Is it better to go through life with the attitude that every decision you make is important or that we all die eventually so nothing we do really matters?

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Stack o' Pancakes

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Is there really good and evil, or just this opinion and that opinion?

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Mirabelle Willmoth

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My brother's friend group's texting thread is called the kinda single bros. How can you be kinda single??????????????????????????????

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Emilingo

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When did time begin? Did we invent math or did we discover it? Where does a thought go when it’s forgotten? Do we have free will or is everything predestined? Is there life after death? Is it really possible to experience anything objectively? What are dreams? What is the goal of humanity? How long will you be remembered after the day that you die? Which orange came first – the fruit or the color? What is ‘god’? Who decided what’s right and wrong? What is the purpose of setting goals if we all die anyway? What is freedom and does it really exist? Which came first – the chicken or the egg? What makes you, you? At what age should a person be considered old enough to die of old age? How do you know you’re not crazy and just hallucinating your whole life? To what degree have you been able to control the course that your life has taken? Is the Earth alive? Is it possible to know what is truly good and what is evil? If we learn and improve from our mistakes, why are we so afraid to make mistakes?
Do you ever really do anything out of your own conscious choice, or are we always controlled by some external stimulation or motive?
Why are you here at this very moment in your life? Did you arrive at this point in your life because you willed it or because you were destined to be here? Are soul mates a real thing? If we need to follow rules at all costs, then why do we make exceptions to these rules? Is there an end to the universe, or does it just keep going? What is the purpose and meaning of time? Do our human accomplishments have a long-term, universal significance, or when the world ends, do we all end with it, including what we’ve achieved?
Why do people have to die? Why does anything exist? Is the government putting chemicals in our air that is so-called 'oxygen' that was supposed to keep us alive but instead is killing us VERY slowly?

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Your.New.Husband

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How did we evolve do be so smart yet stupid at the same time?

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KK

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If a person has multiple personalities and tells someone they are going to kill themselves, is it a hostage situation?

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Levi Baker

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Mwa ha ha. U have unleashed my wrath

What happens to Oscar the Grouch on Garbage day?
What is Matter Made of?
Is fire a gas, liquid, or solid?
How did life evolve from non-living matter?
Why do we dream?
Is there a pattern behind prime numbers?
Can we create energy the same way the sun does?
What happened before the big bang?
What makes us... human?
What happens inside a black -hole?
Are we alone in the universe?
What is... Dark matter?
Why do we Bake Cookies. and Cook Bacon?
Do bald people use soap or shampoo on their heads?
WHY ISN'T EVAPORATED MILK A GAS?
If you try to fail. And succeed. What have you done?
Can you cry underwater?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
If a sign maker went on strike, what would their sign say?
If there is a speed of light. What is the speed of dark?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest also have to drown?
If there were no sponges living in the ocean, would the ocean be deeper?
If con is the opposite or pro. then is congress the opposite of progress?
Whos cruel idea was it to put the letter "S" in the word "Lisp?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
Why can't we tickle ourselves?
What is the safest place to stand OUTSIDE in a thunder storm?
What is the purpose of death?
How would you go F*** yourself?


To whoever managed to read all these questions... I give you congradulations.

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CATMONSTER2018

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What happened to the fish during Noah's flood? If it rained enough for the seas to fill so much, then the salinity would be diluted enough to kill all marine fish and most other marine life. When the seas rose enough to meet the lakes, all the freshwater fish would have died from the increased salinity.

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person (i think)

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What came first, the chicken or the egg?

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Blinding_Darkness

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What *does* the fox say




Emphasis on does

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Little Flame

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Why do driver's licenses need to be showed when buying drinks if you are not allowed to drink and drive?

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Who am I?

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CharlieKaye

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back story (sorry lol): so in school we are doing argumentative essays, some girl did women's rights, and in that there has to be a con of the essay's point, and so now to my unanswerable question:

what are the cons of wanted women to be equal to men? smh

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Why can't I just be straight ( my mom ).

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Olly

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How big is the Universe?

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Dave van Es

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What color was a T-Rex?

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panther

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What is 0 divided by 0?

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rgr8

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How do you know you’re not crazy and just hallucinating your whole life?

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moonstone_plays

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Why do people spend money in video games to buy things that literally don't exist?

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Galactik

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What does water taste like? Forgive me if I accidentally stole your post, I originally read this like a week ago

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ThatOnePerson

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When did time begin? and What is the meaning of life?

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BoredPanda is awesome

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Alright, here we go-

Why?

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Soap

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will unus annus ever return :(

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FurryPotatoCat

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How do you do a Hey, pandas post?

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Jake E

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will I really go to hell when I die as all the homophobes say (I'm pansexual as you can see)? and if I do I hope it's just gonna be some big party. also will there ever be a time when the world is at peace and we are not fighting and everyone has equal rights?

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Are you sure about that?

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Arctic Fox Lover is Back!

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What is the last digit of pi?

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Phoenix

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Why does snow fall and not drop?

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Levi Baker

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What color do Smurfs turn when they're choked (they're already blue)?

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Cecilia

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What do the aliens look like? Just any aliens.

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Bacony Cakes

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Does anyone else ever feel like... You suddenly realise you are a part of the world? Like you are a person? In the world? You exist? You are a human? Just me?

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Bee / she/her

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How do you know that you weren't born just now? What if all of your memories have been put in just now, making you believe you have been alive for a long time? What if this is all a giant experiment?

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Bee / she/her

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What WOULD extraterrestrial life look like when we eventually discover it? Would it be microscopic? Bipedal? Would it be cephalopod-like? Would it possibly be just a plant? What's the most likely option?

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A Dumbo Octopus

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Why do most of us find baby animals so darn cute? Especially the soft fluffy looking ones!

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KombatBunni

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why are there racist shit-heads in today's society

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Does God exist?

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Anaïs Ballestra

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What goes through stupid people's minds?

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Christian Bradshaw

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What does heaven look like?

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Abri Correa

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When did times begin?

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Person

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What are they thinking right now??

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Levi Baker

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If 42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything, then what is the answer to life?

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jaz

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Where do the universe and human stupidity end?
(Albert Einstein said that they're probably infinite...but I personally think, that the universe has to have and end somewhere)

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1stay4cookies

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The biggest question of all: In minecraft, is the white square with wings and a beak a chicken or a duck?

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A baby is born at 12:01AM on January 1st on the East coast.
Another baby is born at 9:01PM on December 31st on the West coast.

Do they really share the same birthday since they were *technically* born at the exact same time?

(these are things that make me literally stop, stare into space with *that* look, & hate my inept brain!)

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IrishGirl

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Has anyone else noticed when cats are angry they get heavy?
Ok so the next question has a story to go with it....
Ok so there was this boy who has a huge crush on me and I had a huge crush on him so we flirted alot and he was always talking to his friends about me like good things and we were hitting things off, but I got my phone taken away ( cuz I was a bad child 😌 im good now) and he asked for my phone number but I told him ya know my phone got taken away and he said aww then we went on Thanksgiving break and I got my phone back so I gave him my phone number and he said I already have a girlfriend.
Why did he do this?
What does this meeeaannn?
Why is bored panda so addictive?

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Bored Little Panda

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Which comes first life or death?
Do animals see us humans as stupid?
Can we really feel emotions or is it just a reflex?
Is the colors we see really the right colors ?
Are humans really the smartest creatures out there?
Is their a reason to a reason to that reason?
Is magic real?
Can we really feel pain?
Why humans exist I mean we really don't help the ecosystem and we hurt homes of living creatures and burn the earth down.
How it would be like if humans were gone and animals lived in peace?

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How many chips are in a pringles can?
lol

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Bunny Girl

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2+2 4,5, or fish?

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Jake E

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Why is Trump a hypocrite?

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smol doggo

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Why Harry's horcrux part didn't fight off Fawkes in the Chamber when tears fell on the wound. Or why didn't the basilik's venom destroy the horcrux

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Who? Me?

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why was my dream last night about bigfoot?

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Carebear the kid

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If nothing is nothing, how do we know about it? Giving nothing a name makes it something. What even is nothing?

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Harlø-Banditø

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Why does my back hurt?

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Roadkill The Brave

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~Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
~Do stairs go up or down?
~How can something be “new” and “improved”? if it’s new, what was it improving on?
~How far east can you go before you’re heading west?
~If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
~If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

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if our world is a cat what if all planets are cats what if our unverse is a sleeping cat what if cat belivers that think cats are gods im one my self
what if theres a unyverse full of human like cats called catlandians

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What's beyond the universe? I mean, there's Earth, then the Solar System, then the Milky Way Galaxy, then the universe, then what?

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Ahsoka Tano

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What happened to the lost colony of roanoke and is the City of Atlantis real?

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Obi Wang Kenobi

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What colors are mirrors?

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Levi Baker

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Where the sweet Kentucky-fried [1kHz] are the aliens? Where are they? GIVE ME THE ALIENS! NOW!

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How many grains of sand are there on earth...
Boom, I just blew your mind.

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How do I make a list like this one here on Bored Panda? I know how to make a post but I can't figure out how to make a list. I have been trying to figure this out for a while with no luck. Can someone help me out?

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When will the song that never ends end?








This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started sing it not...

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I travel. I seek the Parmesan.

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If black is a colour, and white is a colour, then why is a black and white TV not a colour TV?
And if black and white aren't colours, then what are they?

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If 42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything, then what is the answer to 42 ?

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Are we in a holodeck program on a federation starship? Is somebody we know running the program?

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What color is a mirror? And most importantly... How would Cricket react if she discovered... THE INTERNET??

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This one.

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Steve Barnett

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