One time my brother and I were eating mango slices. There was one slice left, and I said that we should split it. My brother nodded and gave me a quarter of the mango and he ate the rest himself.

So I woke him up at 3 in the morning.

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Crossing a road (walking) with a cyclist coming from the other side. The car waits for the cyclist, then puts his foot down, while I was nearly at the zebra crossing. He moves forward maybe 5 meters. I end up walking next to him and give a little wave. He didn’t like that…

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My mom kept on scaring me when I was 8, knowing I had a bad heart then I got mad and decided to put hot sauce in all of her drinks, apple sauce, etc. What did you do?

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your moms bad

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They had been saying some pretty horrible stuff to a kid in our band class, but it was disguised as (instrument) locker room banter. I told the teacher, and they got ISS for a week.

Seriously, they told this kid to commit suicide.

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I have a little sister. Our relationship is very strained. Whenever im particularly mad I hide her stuff. Like say, her makeup or her phone. With her phone I “gave it back” when she asked me if I knew where it was I was like naaah, keep looking and then I put it right back where she left it before (when she wasn’t looking of course) so she’d feel like an idiot. Too much? Probably

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A kid bought a cheat sheet google docs that gave him the answers to all the test questions for the finals. He asked if I wanted it so I said yes. Then I proceeded to forward it to the school admin. Let’s just say he got a major talking to.

Another time the teachers son in third grade decided to be a brat. So when cleaning up for the day I took his chair from him as he was sitting down. I claimed it was an accident but he slammed his butt on the floor. It was hilarious. He was a bully to everyone and was the only one who got good grades. Maybe a little violent but…. He stopped being a tool for a month. Stopped acting like this passive aggressive but I still wish I’d gone to someone first

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but try not to be a snitch?

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Not exactly passive aggressive on my part but still such a sweet justification. Last spring there was a lot of snow and not everything could be plowed away in time. I was walking on the sidewalk and met a couple walking side by side. I couldn't dodge anywhere, so I made proper shoulder/arm contact with the woman. That kind of selfishness makes me angry. Well, the cyclist coming behind them took revenge on my behalf by ringing the bike bell for them that both of them freaked out. I still think about this with warmth and joy.

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My social studies class was insane, they were screaming at one another, saying slurs and making fun of very messed up parts of history. Our teachers yelled at them and made us be silent for the whole period. Honestly; Fair.
When we walked the science(mostly the same class) the kids somehow gained the idea that the social studies teacher was at fault. Somehow. The science teacher came out asking them why they were talking and what was so important. So I told her. “They were busy making fun of the social studies teacher.”

Yeah I’m a snitch. I don’t really care, they confronted me later telling me that I was a snitch. I just told them that they shouldn’t have been making fun of the teacher than.

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I ain’t your friend, maybe you shouldn’t have called my fellow lesbians a slur and made fun of teachers for not having kids then. I cannot wait until they’re adults and say s**t like this. Seeing them get put in their place is high up on my bucket list. ✨

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My grandmother hated me. Nothing I did was good enough. I had moved with my mom to her town so my mom could take care of her when she retired (at 55). After years of her snide comments, I asked mom what was the one thing Grammy was wanting for Christmas. She said a specific coffee maker. I got it! Yes! Finally maybe I'll be accepted! Nope "What , you want my house to burn down!?" was her response. So I can't took it from her and said I can exchange it for her. Knowing she hates my long hair I got a cheap Crystal Gayle and Willie Nelson cassette tape from K-Mart. Knowing she hates the blue goose pattern, I got her blue goose kitchen towels. The third item I got I can't remember, but I know that @$#& would have hated it. From that moment I felt empowered and didn't give a s**t what she thought of me. Oh, she disliked me because I look like my father who she despised.

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The one line should read, "I calmly took it from her". Sorry don't know how to edit! And the 3rd thing I exchanged the coffee maker was handkerchiefs! She hated the idea of handkerchiefs!

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oh boy...buckle up.

This happened just on Thursday. A kid in my class was complete b******t to me, the first time it happened was the first day of second semester, so our schedules had changed. I had a new period for science and this guy I've never seen or met before was being really annoying. Near the last half hour of class, the last people were finishing their essays and he looked at my laptop where I'm viewing my grades. He walks by, reads my nametag (for the student teacher teaching us to know) and he just goes "nice grades Ashen." I didn't say a word because I have Social Anxiety Disorder, but I kind of nodded and put my headphones back on.
a bit later I was looking at my gay wallpapers on my laptop. and his friends and him were sitting behind me. They were messing around and I felt a pencil being thrown at me, and so I picked it up, and showed it around to see if it's anyone that dropped it. no one said anything so I just put it on the table behind me.
A few minutes later, the pencil is thrown at me again, so I just put it on the table behind me again.
Then one of this kid's friends gave me something and said it was from the kid. I open it, it says "Loser" so I throw it away and again just put my headphones back on, not saying anything. And then he was making fun of this girl who had make-up on (we're in 7th grade and some kids are starting to wear make-up more) and how she has fake eyelashes and her skin is different colors and she's trying to cover it. Then he just goes to me "can you believe her man? She's crazy, dude. her face doesn't match" I make a note that he’s probably making fun of how I talk, because i've talked to one of his friends before, and I talk as some people say “how black people talk” which is b******t. I just look back at my screen and turn my music up. Then he walks by me a couple times, hitting me when he passes. And then school was over.
Later I tell my friends everything, so we made a plan, one of my friends in that class (they weren't there the day this happened) and I did all those things back but anonymously, first we wrote a note saying “”nice” grades” as sarcasm, and he didn't think I did it. Then, my friend kept on pretending to accidentally drop their pencil by him so he had to pick it up. And then, we passed on the note he had given me, and “accidentally” turned around and hit him with their backpack, no one was harmed, but he got annoyed, and we also got the girl he made fun of to sneak a packet of fake eyelashes in his backpack because we overheard his parents empty his backpack every night, so there will be some questions (that shouldn't be asked, but where I’m from, the parents will be concerned, sadly.)
I know it sounds kinda bad, but he was fine, physically and mentally, his parents thought it was a prank (as he did too) and we barely hit him, just enough to annoy him.

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