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Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of The Weird Names You Call Your Pet(S)?

We pet owners have a habit of coming up with strange nicknames to call our pets, most of the time having nothing to do with the animal's actual name. For example, the nickname I use for my dog Saide is Floofabutt. Don't ask me where that came from. Now say what crazy names you gave your animals.

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#1

My cat's full name is Marie Charlotte Amelie Victoria Leopoldine Anna Feodorovna Karenina.

I call her Nina, for short.

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4points

Luis Hernandez Dauajare

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#2

Not so weird but one of my female cat is called Shampoo. It looks stupid at first but it's not about the soap but it reffers to a manga character. In Ranma 1/2 by Rumiko Takahashi that's the girl who transform to cat.

Final score:

3points

#3

This is kinda funny, but my friend calls her cat pookie. And he gives the best Bombastic side eyes ever, it's hilarious.

Final score:

3points

ThatBlackNightingale

#4

I will refer to my dog, Grae'son as...
*Diva Boy, *A$$hole, *"G", *Bubba, *Bubby, *MiBeeBeez, *Nibbles, *Nibbler, *Furious Digga...

Final score:

3points

#5

Umm... super innapropriate but we all call him Lil Fucky-Pot

Final score:

3points

TheOneAndOnlyLightFury 3 months ago

Wat. Why lol

2points

#6

Gryphon:
Guff-a-goof, Griffy, Guffy boy, dingus, dumbáss, the dingy dingo dingus, Mr. Thumpa-tail, Mr. Snoofoos, Sir Shrieks-A-Lot, Sonic Weapon, the Destroyer of Eardrums

Gwen (Gwennie):
Miss Thing, Gwennie-beans, mop tail, jumpin’ beans, the silly little jumpin’ beans, little girl, wiggly girl, miss wiggles, miss stinky, smelly girl, the butt-scarf

Final score:

2points

and_a_touch_of_the_’tism

and_a_touch_of_the_’tism (Submission author) 2 months ago

Gryphon is a border collie and Gwen is a tiny rescue of indeterminate parentage and truly spectacular odor

1point

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#7

My friend had a cat called Racing Snake.

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1point

#8

Jovletein Monstereyes Bear

Final score:

1point

Elyse-the-Squid

Alley Cat 3 months ago

What the HUH (cute)

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#9

Buboo, Nootums, shut up

He is a bird

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1point

stephanie gillies

#10

I had a Yellow Lab (Charlotte) and a Black Lab-German Shepherd mix (Camille). I called them Charlotty-Warlotty-Parlotty-Poo and Camille-Adeal-Adinkle-Dunkle-Dorkle-Doo.

Final score:

1point

and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 months ago

They sound like Dr. Seuss characters lmao

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#11

My friend's cat is named chester mcgee

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1point

HumanLePerson (He/Him)

#12

I call my Chihuahua named Gatsby Boogah, Columbus, Poothead, Good Boy, G, Monkey, and Anteater (his nose is always on the floor/ground) and a variety of other things, depending on what he’s getting into at the time. But he’s 13 and knows his name well.

My dad always called him Zaxby, as in a fast food chicken place in the US for those of you who aren’t familiar. (It’s actually Zaxby’s,though.) Columbus is my favorite because G sure likes to explore.

Final score:

1point

shankShaw deReemer

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#13

stink. stinky, smelly baby, poop head, annoying butt head, silly goose, big Mac, mac daddy. stinkus, beb. bebe , mac attack. (she is a tiny cat)

Final score:

1point

Anti-Swift (Don’t judge) 3 months ago

1-5, her love of Mc Donald’s?

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#14

I call my dog Michael Jackson because of the awkward howls he does… they sound like singing.

Final score:

1point

Anti-Swift (Don’t judge)

#15

I have two cats named Dante and Rikku. I call them Los Dantos and Rikkuta. My fluffy cutiepies. No, I don't speak Spanish.

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1point

#16

Apu

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1point

#17

Wakandan king, he is a mini black panther (black cat)

Final score:

1point

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#18

My rats name is technically Max Anderson but we call her papusa, ham cube, mr.rolls, pibbs, grem grem, and gremlin.

Final score:

1point

#19

I call my dog-Tucker-Tuckypoo, Tucknado (Tuck+Tornado bc he spins like a tornado when he gets the zoomies), Tuck, my good boi, and Tucky boi

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0points

Ur_Fav_Lazy_Panda🫶

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#20

My hamsters are called Mochi and marshmallow, and for whatever reason my siblings call em Mochikaboola and Marshmallowkaboola lol

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TheOneAndOnlyLightFury

#21

I call her The Potato or sometimes Potato Chip. Also sometimes “lil baby weirdo”

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#22

I used to own fancy rats for awhile and both of them were male. My first was called Mr. Pedro Peabody. He was a hooded brown rat and mischievous lol. I got the name Pedro because I was watching Spaghetti Westerns (cowboy films made in Italy) at the time.

My second rat was called Noddy and he was a pink-eyed white ,which looks like an albino except the fur has a yellowish tint to it or something. He would nod his head up and down to help with his eyesight since with pink eyes your eyesight isn't as strong.

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JenC 2 months ago (edited)

One of my rats is fat, and I call her a potato. My nephew decided that the smaller.one should be a sweet potato or a yam.

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#23

My dog is named Pippin Charlemagne Peregrine Took and his nicknames are: Shnerdel,, Pipsqueak,, Piparroni, Pipshnitz,Dr. Pipper, Mr. Pip, Pip Daddy, Pip Pip Cheerio, Pippinheimer, Puddin' Pie Pippin and when I am exasperated Pippinstein or Little Bastard. There are songs that I sing to him utilizing all of the aforementioned, too. And, yes, I know.

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#24

Big dog is Sushi. I call her Shmoopie (from Seinfeld's Soup Nazi episode), bonehead, poopie, and dummy.
Small dog is Semillon. I call him Semi, pest, psycho

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#25

One of my cats is called Countess Griselda. Countess is pretty self-explanatory to anyone who had a cat, and Griselda is a pun - in Polish it sounds very similar to "biting", which is Countess' preferred method of displaying contempt.

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#26

Rat Freyja gets called Freya bug. Rat Loki gets called Loki loo. Jack jack a very big ferret gets called fat Jack or Big lad.

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DemonicPanda

(they, them) My username is DemonicPanda, but you can call me Hannah :) as you can imagine by my username, I am OBSESSED with horror stuff. Memes are my LIFELINE. I love animals so if you ever want to rant about your pets I'm all ears. I want to become a therapist, but I'm trying to get over my own mental illnesses. You can contact me on Discord at Demonic Panda if you need to talk to someone about anything. Also, If I get rude or annoying, you have my full permission to yell and roast me. That's all!

(they, them) My username is DemonicPanda, but you can call me Hannah :) as you can imagine by my username, I am OBSESSED with horror stuff. Memes are my LIFELINE. I love animals so if you ever want to rant about your pets I'm all ears. I want to become a therapist, but I'm trying to get over my own mental illnesses. You can contact me on Discord at Demonic Panda if you need to talk to someone about anything. Also, If I get rude or annoying, you have my full permission to yell and roast me. That's all!

Diana Lopetaitė

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

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JenC 2 months ago

We sometimes called my childhood cat Sergeant Butkiss. That was the name of a police officer who came to do a d**g prevention program at my middle school

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ElfVibratorGlitter 2 months ago

My roommate and I had a cat named fuzzybutt. It was really Vera, but Marina called her fuzzybutt.

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JenC 2 months ago

We sometimes called my childhood cat Sergeant Butkiss. That was the name of a police officer who came to do a d**g prevention program at my middle school

0points

ElfVibratorGlitter 2 months ago

My roommate and I had a cat named fuzzybutt. It was really Vera, but Marina called her fuzzybutt.

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