As a child, the reason my stomach hurt was that I watched tv two minutes too long. My legs hurt because I didn't eat my peas, and the reason my head hurt was that I didn't brush my teeth; well at least according to mama.

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Your mom is the trickiest of the tricky

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When I was little I would always ask my mom “why is the sky blue?” And she would always answer “because if it was red it would burn our eyes out!” I never knew why she’d say that.

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I didn't drink pop or eat candy for my early years because my mom told me if I drank pop, I'd explode. If I ate candy, all my teeth would fall out. You can imagine my reaction when I ate something my aunt gave me and she admitted it was candy.

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I found one of my mom's tampons and when I asked what it was she said it was a straw. I believed that until family life in 5th grade.

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