the funniest lets see..... " i like you outfits you look like a period" i was wearing just a red shirt lol

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7points

Orange_Blossom

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From my sibling: You are a burger

Me: explain

Sibling: round. American. can kill you.

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6points

Has sold soul for corn chip

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I didn't receive this but i had a hs soccer game and my mom's friend has a daughter (9) i babysit that plays little soccer so her team was coming to shag balls at my game. Basically she sent my mom this by accident "Sophia is going to shave balls at Kei's game" yeaaa, that mistake was hilarious lol

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4points

Gon Freecss

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My friend texted me saying this giant frog in a TikTok I sent her was hot.
Remembering a past text exchange where she said she had a crush on Duolingo, I said “OOOOH duo’s gonna kill you for cheating on him”
Then she said “Duolingo was never my bf” and I said “but you still have feelings for him, and he’s been single”

*fast forward 1 month*

I have the great idea to start a group chat with only queer people, so I ask her if she knows any. She says no, and I ask her if she’s looked in the mirror.
She says “I’m not a lesbian,” to which I reply “I have a feeling you’re something else”
*dramatic pause*
And then, a sentence I will never forget in our whole friendship “YEA I MIGHT HAVE A CRUSH ON MY CAT”
By far weirdest text I have ever gotten.

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2points

Happi doggi (all pronouns)

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Haha… had a wrong number text before except I was the person who started it

So I had recently got a phone so I was giving my number to a bunch of my friends and like 2 days later I get a text saying “Hi ‘Demonz’” and I responded “OMG {insert friends name), right?” “UvU” to which to my horror they responded “No, this is your aunt” and I just sat there like WTH and then went to my father and found out that he too was giving out my number except to my family members

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2points

That one kid

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My friend texted me "lol at this table there's some coooool coins"
She never told me what that meant

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1point

Kalmar

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