You know, some people say these insults. I really need some responses to the mean things that people say like "Shut up", "Did I ask?" or "It's a fact" so that I can stand up to the mean people around us.

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#1

To "Did i ask?"
"No, but you should ask your barber for a refund"
Or
"No, but you should ask your mirror why it lied to your face"

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    #2

    A good answer to "shut up" is "Can you show me an example? Thanks."

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    birdo
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    #3

    Q: did i ask?

    A:

    do i care enough for it to matter?

    did your parents ask for you?

    sometimes its nice to learn new things, clearly you don't know that.



    idk man

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    #4

    To "no one asked" and similar, I have come up with this:

    'No one needs to ask'

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    Tähtikarhu (he/him) 🇫🇮
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    #5

    Do i need your permission bestie?? Do I? well I dont mon amie, I really dont.

    orrriftheyblondeyoucouldsaytheylookliketheysimpforabasketballbutidontthinkanyonegetsthatrefrence.

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    #6

    If someone says shut up, say "you don't so why should I?"

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    #7

    Not that good but:

    Q: Did I ask?

    A: Did I ask to know if you asked?

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    #8

    In these situations, you really want to asses the timing and everything.

    For "Shut up"

    -A deadpan no
    - "Woah, looks like somebody's cranky" I love this one, rlly digs into their skin.

    -A deadpan "No".
    -"Woah looks like somebody's cranky" I love this one, really digs into some people's skin.

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