You know, some people say these insults. I really need some responses to the mean things that people say like "Shut up", "Did I ask?" or "It's a fact" so that I can stand up to the mean people around us.

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#1

To "Did i ask?"
"No, but you should ask your barber for a refund"
Or
"No, but you should ask your mirror why it lied to your face"

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Do-nut touch da donut
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#2

A good answer to "shut up" is "Can you show me an example? Thanks."

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birdo
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#3

Q: did i ask?

A:

do i care enough for it to matter?

did your parents ask for you?

sometimes its nice to learn new things, clearly you don't know that.



idk man

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shanila.pheonix_
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#4

To "no one asked" and similar, I have come up with this:

'No one needs to ask'

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Tähtikarhu (he/him) 🇫🇮
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#5

Do i need your permission bestie?? Do I? well I dont mon amie, I really dont.

orrriftheyblondeyoucouldsaytheylookliketheysimpforabasketballbutidontthinkanyonegetsthatrefrence.

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Faye Drewit
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#6

If someone says shut up, say "you don't so why should I?"

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#7

Not that good but:

Q: Did I ask?

A: Did I ask to know if you asked?

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Stormblessed
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#8

In these situations, you really want to asses the timing and everything.

For "Shut up"

-A deadpan no
- "Woah, looks like somebody's cranky" I love this one, rlly digs into their skin.

-A deadpan "No".
-"Woah looks like somebody's cranky" I love this one, really digs into some people's skin.

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