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Turn me on my side and I am everything. Cut me in half and I am nothing. What am I?

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    Here is a really bad one I made up:
    Sarah bought a dog to calm her anxiety. She killed it. She was happy.
    What was the dog’s name?
    Comment your answer.

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    #3

    A man lives on the 25 floor of an apartment. He can take the elevator all the way up to his apartment on rainy days or if there is someone else in the elevator. On sunny days he goes up on the elevator 10 floors and then takes the stairs the rest of the way up. Explain.

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    Zak Rasten
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's too short to reach higher than button 10, but if someone else is in the elevator he can ask them to press the button for 25 for him and on rainy days he can reach it with his umbrella

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    #4

    1). What word starts with E, ends with E, but only has one letter in it?
    2). How can you drop an egg from the top of a 10 foot ladder onto concrete without it breaking?
    3). What can you keep after giving it to someone?

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    ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1) either an eye or an envelope 2) ladder is on the ground already 3) information or illness

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    #5

    What was the first man-made object that broke the speed of sound?

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    #6

    3 people go out on the town. Come night they decide to split the cost of a hotel room. The hotel room costs $30 to which they each kick in $10 ($10x3=$30). After they go to their room, the manager feels generous and decides to refund them $5. He rings the bellboy, hands him 5 $1 bills and asks him to take it up to them. On the way upstairs, the bellboy decides to pocket $2. He gives each of the people $1 back. They each have now paid $9 ($9x3 =$27) plus the $2 the bellboy kept is $29. What happened to the other dollar?

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    Scott F
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The new room rate is $25...$3 to the guests and $2 to the bellboy = $30

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    #7

    You have been asked to take 3 gold balls from one village, to another which sits on the other side of a ravine. You approach the bridge and see a sign that tells you that the maximum weight of the bridge is 140kg.
    You weigh 130kg, the 3 gold balls each weigh 5kg.
    The ravine is too wide to throw them across and you cannot leave any behind as they will be stolen .
    How do you make the journey in a single crossing?

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    Taco Da Guinea Pig
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Juggle them? Wait, no. That would still be more than 14okg. Uh... cut each one in half and then juggle them? No. That would still be more. And like how. Idk I’m so confused.

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    #8

    In a year, there are 12 months. Seven months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?


    Comment your answers :D

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    #9

    1) 32 white horses upon a red hill. First they stomp, then they chomp and they they stand still. What are they?

    2) If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye?

    3) While I was travelling to St. Ives I met a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks, each sack had 7 cats, each cat had 7 kittens. Kittens, cats, sacks, wives how many were going to St. Ives?

    4) A man is looking at a photograph of someone. His friend asks who it is. The man replies, “Brothers and sisters, I have none. But that man’s father is my father’s son.” Who was in the photograph?

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    cheers, cassidy
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1) teeth 2) beauty (beauty is in the eye of the BEE-holder. hehe puns) 3) only him 4) grandson

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    #10

    If a rooster lays an egg on the tippy top of a roof, which way does it roll off, the left or the right ?

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    #11

    Red houses are made of red bricks.
    Blue houses are made of blue bricks.
    What are green houses made of?

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    #13

    20 men went to visit a castle. Before they arrived there was no-one else at the castle, and during their visit no-one else arrived. During their visit there was a murder at the castle. At the end of their visit all 20 men went home alive. How is this possible?

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    #14

    You are trapped in a building with no escape but three doors. To get to one door you have to walk through a raging fire reaching 400°F (204.444°C). To get to the other, you have to go through a freezing cold chamber reaching -400°F (-240°C). To get to the last door, you have to escape a deadly serial killer who murdered 10 people in 1897. Which door do you choose?

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    #15

    Was comes twice every moment, once every minute but never in a thousand years?



    This one is better if not written but told. ^^;

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    #16

    You are a farmer. You need to bring a fox, a chicken, and a sack of grain across a river. You have a rowboat, but can only bring across you and one other thing. If the grain and chicken are left alone, the chicken will eat the grain. If the fox and the chicken are left alone, the fox will eat the chicken. How do you you get all three across?

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    Bethany Francis
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the chicken first, go back and get the grain, take the chicken back with you, then take the fox across, then go back and get the chicken leaving the fox and grain behind.

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    #17

    My first is foremost legally.
    My second circles outwardly.
    My third leads all in victory.
    My fourth twice ends a nominee.
    My whole is this riddle's key.

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    #18

    What does the "ONION" in "Our Name Is ONION Now" mean?

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    littlesaresare
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our name is onion now. Our name is our name is onion now now. Our name is our name is our name is onion now now now. Our name is our name is our name is our name is onion now now now. Our name is our name is our name is our name is our name is onion now now now now. Ad infinitim...

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    #19

    1) A man pushes his car to a hotel and tells the owner he’s bankrupt. Why?
    2) You are in a room that has three switches and a closed door. The switches control three light bulbs on the other side of the door. Once you open the door, you may never touch the switches again. How can you definitively tell which switch is connected to each of the light bulbs?
    3) Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one. Michael J. Fox has a short one. Madonna does not use hers. Bill Clinton always uses his. The Pope never uses his. What is it?
    4) What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
    5) The person who makes it has no need for it. The person who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know he or she is. What is it?

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    ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1) Monopoly 2) Turn on two, wait, turn one off, go in and feel how hot the bulbs are 3) Surnames 4) short 5) a coffin

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    #21

    Two fathers and two sons go fishing. They all catch one fish each. When they get home they present their catches - three fish. How come?

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    #22

    4+11=3
    6+2=8
    9+9=6
    3+7=10

    What is 5+8?

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    #23

    A man walks into a bar, he asks for a glass of water and only that. The bartender takes out a rifle and shoots the ceiling. The man thanks the bartender and goes out the door.

    Why?

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    Dave van Es
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bartender saw that the man had a bad case of the hiccups. The shock of the barman firing a shotgun cured the hiccups

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    #24

    What has roots as nobody sees, is taller than trees, up, up it goes, and yet never grows?

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    #25

    A man has to take a fox , a hen and a bag of corn across a wide river. He has to get all three across safely or he won't get paid by the merchant who is buying them . His boat is small and he can only take one at a time. He knows if the leaves the fox and hen alone the fox will eat the hen and if he leaves the hen alone with the corn the hen will eat the corn.
    How will he get all three over to the other side with out one of them being eaten? He figures it out and gets all three over without incident. How does he do it?

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Apologies to Chloe *Leah* Pheonix I went down to the need to type this and didn't realise you had written this first. Mia culpa.😞

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    #26

    I have another!

    There is a little boy trapped in a room with 3 doors. (I read my feedback on my other one and I swear to God do not ask "why is the little boy here?" He is here because riddle so dont even try. Also, the answer is not "go back the way he came". Stop it.) there is also a skylight. It is very hot outside. One has a magnifying glass tunnel leading to a trap door to the outside. One has a Lion who is waiting on the other side of the door for him. Another holds back gas that will kill him. Theres no hazmat suits or gas masks. He already tried, theres no way out through the skylight. How does he get out?

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    #27

    What makes this number unique: 8,549,176,320?

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    #28

    Why is the number 42 vitally important to us?

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the value of the nuclear decoupling constant, if it were not exactly 42 to many decimal places nuclear fusion would not happen, there would be no elements heavier than helium and therefore no life

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    #29

    Two legs sits upon three legs, with one leg in his lap.
    In comes four legs, goes up to two legs, steals one leg, and runs off with one leg.
    Up jumps two legs, snatches up three legs, throws it after four legs, and makes him bring back one leg.

    What are each of the “legs” referred to in the riddle?

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    Jane Alexander
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A man sits on a three-legged stool with a drumstick to eat, a dog grabs it, the man up and throws the stool at the dog and gets his food back.

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    #31

    But I always lie

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    AhhhhHHHHHHHHHH
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH NO NO NO IM NOT FALLING FOR THIS ONE AGAIN THAT NOSE BLEED WAS HELL AND MINNESOTA

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    #32

    A man lies at the bottom of a building. The Detective in charge has to determine if the man jumped or was pushed. He throws a coin out of every window above the man and then he has his answer. How?

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no windows were open. if he jumped, who closed the window

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    #36

    One door leads to safety, one door leads to a horrible death.

    You may ask me one question.

    B

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    #37

    you are on the top of a 200-foot cliff
    you have 150 feet of rope that you can cut however you want
    there is a ledge halfway down that you can tie on to.
    how do you get down?

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    Zak Rasten
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go back and find a safe path down nearby, or jump if survival doesn't matter

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