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Hey Pandas, Valentine’s Day Will Soon Be Upon Us, In Honor Of This Day, Let’s Share Some Wrong Pick-Up Lines
If the object of your affection likes these lines then you have found your one true love.
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#1
Did you fall from Heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Final score:
4points
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#2
Are you a BBQ? Because I want to slap my meat onto you.
Final score:
4points
#3
I want to tickle your belly button. From the inside.
Final score:
3points
#4
There will be only seven planets in the solar system tonight after I destroy Uranus.
Final score:
3points
#5
are you my appendix? cuz theres just this feeling i have inside that makes me want to take you out
Final score:
3points
#6
Are you a rubix cube? cuz the more I play with you the harder you get
Final score:
3points
#7
Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you against my desk and do you all night
Final score:
3points
#8
Are you looking for a stud? cause I've got the std, all I need is u
Final score:
2points
#9
"You're so hot! I'd burn every chair on earth so you'd have to sit on my face."
Final score:
2points
Bonesko (Submission author) 1 year ago
After I posted this I remembered many years ago I worked at a restaurant and the dishwasher said to me 'You look tired. Let me clear you a place to sit.' Then he wiped his mouth! 😡🤢
#10
Are you Swiss cheese? Because you have holes I wish I could fill
Final score:
2points
#11
Hey baby, I want to be an Astronaut and get stuck in that black hole.
Final score:
2points
#12
Are you gutka? Because I can’t stop seeing you everywhere
(Gutka is chewing tobacco which people spit out wherever they want to)
Final score:
2points
#13
Roses are red, violets are blue, your body has room for two. (has been said to my friend before by a grown adult who thought she was twenty.)
Final score:
2points
#16
Are you a tide pod? Because you look like a snack
Final score:
2points
#17
If your right leg is Christmas and your left leg is Easter, can I come for dinner in between the holidays?
LMAOOO I'M SO SORRY
Final score:
1point
#18
Are you Swiss cheese? Because you have holes I wish were I could fill
Final score:
-1point
Shale Beckman (Submission author) 1 year ago
Incidentally posted before editing for spelling sorry ;-;
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