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#1

Did you fall from Heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.

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Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.
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#2

Are you a BBQ? Because I want to slap my meat onto you.

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Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.
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#3

I want to tickle your belly button. From the inside.

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Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.
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#4

There will be only seven planets in the solar system tonight after I destroy Uranus.

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Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.
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#5

are you my appendix? cuz theres just this feeling i have inside that makes me want to take you out

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shanila.pheonix_
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#6

Are you a rubix cube? cuz the more I play with you the harder you get

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#7

Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you against my desk and do you all night

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Baby chimera (she/her)
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#8

Are you looking for a stud? cause I've got the std, all I need is u

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#9

"You're so hot! I'd burn every chair on earth so you'd have to sit on my face."

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Bonesko
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Bonesko
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After I posted this I remembered many years ago I worked at a restaurant and the dishwasher said to me 'You look tired. Let me clear you a place to sit.' Then he wiped his mouth! 😡🤢

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#10

Are you Swiss cheese? Because you have holes I wish I could fill

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Shale Beckman
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#11

Hey baby, I want to be an Astronaut and get stuck in that black hole.

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Andres Tejeda
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#12

Are you gutka? Because I can’t stop seeing you everywhere

(Gutka is chewing tobacco which people spit out wherever they want to)

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Stardust she/her
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#13

Roses are red, violets are blue, your body has room for two. (has been said to my friend before by a grown adult who thought she was twenty.)

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QueerAxolotls
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#14

Are you a triangle cause your a cute

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Gigi Steven
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#15

You look like trash, can I take you out?

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Phoenix
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#16

Are you a tide pod? Because you look like a snack

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3 Trash Pandas (She/They)
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#17

If your right leg is Christmas and your left leg is Easter, can I come for dinner in between the holidays?

LMAOOO I'M SO SORRY

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#18

Are you Swiss cheese? Because you have holes I wish were I could fill

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Shale Beckman
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