I know that’s very specific, but my friend said this is what I should ask.

#1

I’m the librarian, Y’all better return them books or I’m gunna have to throw em at yah!

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#2

*throws a desktop computer at some random mf*

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#3

*inverts someone’s rib cage, pours cement into their ears, pours urine into their sinuses, boils their teeth, and sends them to the non-fiction section where their toes will be harvested*

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#4

Our battle formations are as follows:
Mermeow Overlord leading their army of various underwater critters, I assume. UnimportandDog with her army of hellhounds. Then Lex with their vast amounts of possums

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#5

*throws book*

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Cloakred_Is_Bored
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don’t throw it at me, join forces to take down the library across the street!… … … *throws one last book

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#6

*Builds fort out of books and bookshelves* "I declare war on the kids section! How does your leader respond?"

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#7

If you want anyone to be tortured strangely send them to me

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