I know that’s very specific, but my friend said this is what I should ask.

#1

I’m the librarian, Y’all better return them books or I’m gunna have to throw em at yah!

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    #2

    *throws a desktop computer at some random mf*

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    #3

    *inverts someone’s rib cage, pours cement into their ears, pours urine into their sinuses, boils their teeth, and sends them to the non-fiction section where their toes will be harvested*

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    #4

    Our battle formations are as follows:
    Mermeow Overlord leading their army of various underwater critters, I assume. UnimportandDog with her army of hellhounds. Then Lex with their vast amounts of possums

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    Grizzly milk
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And me with my various strange torture techniques. (Send anyone my way and I’ll take care of them)

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    #5

    *throws book*

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    Cloakred_Is_Bored
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t throw it at me, join forces to take down the library across the street!… … … *throws one last book

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    #6

    *Builds fort out of books and bookshelves* "I declare war on the kids section! How does your leader respond?"

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    #7

    If you want anyone to be tortured strangely send them to me

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