Hey Pandas, What Lies Has TV Taught You? (Closed)

#1

That when a woman is not interested, the man has to persist and eventually she'll come around. No honey, it's called harassment and stalking.

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Haley Brock 3 years ago

yeah-

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#2

Kids in high school look like adults.

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Princess Toadstool 3 years ago

Tell that to the adult actors playing teenagers

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CARE BEARS LIED BECAUSE THEY SAID "JuSt Do ThE cArE bEaRs CoUnTdOwN aNd ThEy'Ll bE tHeRe" BUT WHEN I DID THE COUNTDOWN THEY WAS NOT THERE

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Billy The Kid 3 years ago

Well thats not very caring now is it

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#4

everything has a happy ending

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Shadow4523 3 years ago

LIIIEESSS

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#5

That broccoli tastes horrible and is disgusting.

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Xander Gonzalez 3 years ago

right Mmmmmmm honey where the broccoli

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#6

Food adverts are very misleading, there's a lot of good behind-the-scenes videos on youtube that showcase how original products are changed with other things, for example, cereal ads don't actually use milk, they use glue to make the cereal look more appealing, etc.

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Billy The Kid 3 years ago

Hmm ok, Thats something you learn every day

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#7

That the USA cares about the stuff it says it cares about.

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Shadow4523 3 years ago

YET AGAIN LIIIEESSSS (high demonic screaming starts)

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#8

That police spend more than 5 minutes on cases. I've had 2 cases now about property being stolen, and the only thing they did was send me an email 3 months after saying that my case was being closed and they had no leads. They didn't even bother to look.

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Shadow4523 3 years ago

bruh

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#9

The disney stuff that says "if you follow your dreams everything will come true!" So not true.

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Zoila Flores Pena 3 years ago (edited)

WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

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#10

Ladies wake up with hair and make-up perfect.
No one needs to use the bathroom after sex.
Has a job that pays very little but can afford to live alone in an apartment.
All disasters happen in America.
Put glasses on a girl to make her ugly, take them off to make her the new prom queen.

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Suddenly

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Emilycookie 3 years ago

*me waking up with no make-up and my hair looking like a tumbleweed*

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#11

On one hand, I'm not gullible enough to believe what TV tells me. On the other hand, I'm gullible enough to believe my dad when he says, "Look, a dog!" Then when I look, he steals one of my fries.

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Emma Hall 3 years ago

DANG! Watch the Fries Dood, and Hands Off the Fries Dad!!!!

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#12

The way kids and teens are to look. Because the companies don't want all of the hassles of hiring actors of the correct age or writing about real life.
Ex: All teenage girls in shows are "boysboysboys" and always on their phones but it isn't like that.

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Idk O_o

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DangaTank 3 years ago

BRO I ALWAYS TALK ABOUT MEMES MY GUY

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#13

The Pocahontas story is suuuuuper false.

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Zoila Flores Pena 3 years ago

She married Jhon Rolfe, not John Smith.

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#14

that cats and dogs are moral enimys

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Paul Budhram 3 years ago

ah yes. the cats are the kings irl

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#15

You can massage your fat away as seen on teleshopping.

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Violeta Draseikaitė

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depressePANcake 3 years ago

“Massage your stomach fat with this roller and *poof* it’s gone”

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#16

Its so easy to make friends

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Emmacorn

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Zax-A-Dweeb 3 years ago

Thats a lie its not easy

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#17

My prince will come and sweep me off my feet one day. In the meantime, I just have to follow all the rules and remain a virgin.

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Cheryl Brooks 3 years ago

AHAHAHAHAHA i WISH! some of us (me) are never going to find anyone lol. Everytime i see a tiktok or a vidio or a post somewhere its like "YoUr GonNa FiNd YoUr TrUe LoVe!" then i go to school and the exact opposite happens.

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#18

That gravity only works when you look down. I was so sad when that didn't work. I got a broken arm from it.

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Ginny Weasley 3 years ago

:o who is this imposter

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#19

Bad people always get their comeuppance.

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deletemyaccount

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𝙸'𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚘𝚋! 3 years ago

A what now? *googles it* oh! I see...yea, why is that?

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#20

Dora is not blind. She is blind. Trust me.

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SunnflowerNight

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Shadow4523 3 years ago

oh, where is my mOnKe, looks everywhere but in front of her

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#21

That all forensic cases are intense

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Shadow4523 3 years ago

like they carry bombs or something

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#22

Parent know better than kids no mater what and you should trust them fully
and that being yourself is ok and people will be ok with it as well

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Amalie Plougmann 3 years ago

One time when I was little we were buying pickles from the grocery store cuz I love them and I saw red chilis in the jar and I DID NOT like spicy stuff and I told them but they didn't believe and I got home and hesitantly ate one and it was so spicy and I cried and I KNEW BETTER THAN THEM

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#23

Politics

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Elise Hansen 3 years ago

fair point

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#24

When shows depict a person shooting a lock with a pistol to open a gate or a door. In reality, you kneed a high-powered rifle or a shotgun to even make considerable damage to it.

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Jods 3 years ago

I always want the bullet to ricochet and kneecap the shooter.

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#25

Mousetraps don't just catch the mouse by the tail like in cartoons. I used to think you could simply release the mouse outside afterwards.

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Haley Brock 3 years ago

at my nanas-their was a squished mouse under one of her rugs-

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#26

That if you tell a teacher that somebody is bullying you, the bully will literally kill you.

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Jods 3 years ago

Don’t bother telling a teacher, they won’t believe you.

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#27

When I’m a teen I won’t have acne

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Haley Brock 3 years ago

i wish-

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#28

That you can slip on a hecking banana peel! I was scared to go into the cafeteria because i thought I would slip on a banana peel!

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M O'Connell 3 years ago

This was formerly more of a problem than it is now. Up until the 1950's the Gros Michel (Big Mike) variety was the most common, and it had a much slipperier peel than the Cavendish bananas we have today.

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#29

that cats and dogs hate each other's guts

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byebye

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Zax-A-Dweeb 3 years ago

WHAT NO WAY!?

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#30

It's easy telling your parents an embarrassing thing or a problem you have and they'll just joke it off.

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Mpkfighter Plays 3 years ago

... yep. Super relatable to the fact that the parents GO OUT OF THEIR WAY to tell everyone and embarrass you. (No offense to the parents reading this)

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#31

Owls can turn their head 360 degrees. I didn't believe this one. Only elf owls can turn their heads 180 degrees, which is a lot

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Everett Huband 3 years ago

Thats not true, ive seen them turn their head around at about 300 degrees I think it was a Barn Owl

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#32

That veggies taste like sh*t

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Emilycookie 3 years ago

broccoli is good!

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#33

god speaking to you from a light beam from above. FALSE

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Zoila Flores Pena 3 years ago

God speaks from dreams or clouds. Duh.

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#34

The fact that Mickey Mouse is always happy and smiling in Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

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Haley Brock 3 years ago

happiness- whats that

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#35

That if your nice to a bully you'll become friends and eat rainbow unicorn glltter cupcakes in fairyland together. Wrong. That never works, and it never will.

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Cheryl Brooks 3 years ago

HA! i read a book about that one and the boy was making fun of her. She came up to him and said "sToP tHaT hUrTs Me FeElInGs" and he was like "OkAy BeStIe"

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#36

When the add says 30 day money back guaranteed but it doesn't work and it had to be unopened for you to get your money back.

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Emma Hall

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Mpkfighter Plays 3 years ago

How 𝕀𝕤 this so relatable?! This 𝕀𝕤 so true!

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#37

That everyone in America lives in huge beautiful homes, with white picket fences and tree lined avenues. Like in Home Alone.
I remember my first trip to the US nearly 30 years ago and being astonished at the number of trailer parks. And on my last visit, five years ago, the staggering number of homeless.
America is actually more like Breaking Bad than Desperate Housewives.

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Uncommon Sense

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Arctic Fox Lover 3 years ago

I live in a condo with no fence, no backyard, a single tree (in the other person's yard, but it's close enough), and noisy (also nosy) neighbors. But it's home :>

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#38

That marriage is the solution of your crappy life and you will live happily ever after

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abby smink 3 years ago

Or that any marriage problem can be fixed, if only you try hard enough. And if it can't be fixed, then you aren't *really* trying. Or that having kids will fix it

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#39

High school is great. Spoiler alert, it's not.

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Bettie-Jean Neal 3 years ago

I remember crying after graduation and a teacher I hated was in the hallway as we walked to our homerooms to get our actual diplomas (you had to turn in your cap and gown to get the diploma). He said, "you just graduated, why are you crying?" I stopped and said to his face, "because it over now and you can't hurt me anymore." He was so shocked! I can see it like it happened yesterday.

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#40

Literally anything about martial arts, I’ve been practicing for 13 years. It took me a long time to learn that no matter how much you practice, fights are never as clean looking as they are in the movies.

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S T

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Mpkfighter Plays 3 years ago

So true! I mean, this 𝕀𝕤 supposed to shorten the movie, but at least change the time of day so us tv show watchers don’t think you learned taekwondo and most other martial arts in 20 minutes :/

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#41

That the government actually cares about the little guy.

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DangaTank 3 years ago

NOPE!!!

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#42

I have a messed up sense of empathy now because of how often I watched vampire shows as a kid, still I have the thought process of "What if vampires exist and I could live forever though". I could go really deep into the ethics of the situation but I wont for you peoples sake.

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Shadow4523 3 years ago

yea just dont go outside in the summer

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#43

Murders are always solved during the length of the show.

Soap operas such as Eastenders (UK) are not real because in real life each sentence spoken would be spattered with expletives.

Food adverts make the product look really appetising.

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Chewie Baron 3 years ago

Regarding EastEnders, there wouldn't be that many white people either. There should be more POC in that show.

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#44

That when something bad happens to you, someone or something will come save you and magically make the bad thing go away

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Julianne Masse 3 years ago

Like magical rainbow unicorn glitter poo

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#45

Men can't wash clothes.

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pusheen buttercup 3 years ago

As much s**t as TV gives women in society, it also gives men crap as well. It acts like they're automatically clueless with housekeeping because of their gender. Like they can't change a diaper. My mom was a single mom. I'm sure if she'd been a single dad, I would have survived just fine too. A parent is a parent.

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#46

That in High School and Middle School:
- No one gets acne
- No one is self-conscience
- No girls wear a full sized shirt
- No girls get yelled at for wearing crop-tops
- People are shoved into lockers
- Everyone gets bullied (most of the time, if you and someone don't like each other, you avoid each other)
- School work is easy
- You are either real smart, wear glasses, and are nerdy, or are super hot, muscular and dumb. There is no in between.

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Arctic Fox Lover 3 years ago

In some movies, it's all about the self-conscience nerd. But then the movie centers on them and almost nothing else, so it sucks the meaning out of it lol

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#47

That life is generally decent

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#48

The biggest lie that TV tells (and ever told) ist that it would be a fun thing to watch TV. In fact, it's just a device that sucks your most valuable ressource out of you: your lifetime. Get rid and you'll never regret!

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Arctic Fox Lover 3 years ago

I'd regret, I'd certainly regret xd

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#49

that if you talk to crying strangers they talk to you (not that I tried, but...)

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JESSE REED 3 years ago

can confirm they do

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#50

Superman. Plain out Superman because I thought I could fly and almost broke my wrist jumping out into concrete two stories high O~O

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Pancake Satan 3 years ago

HELP I'VE FALLEN FOR TV ANF CANT GET UP

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#51

That when a person flatlines, you get out the AED and bring them back to life. If fact, once they flatline, it is too late. Defribrilators are for fixing your heart rhythm, not restarting in when it stops all together.

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LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen 3 years ago

And CPR works..every time. (Latest stats are about 10-20% make it out of hospital with no issues)

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#52

No one eversays goodbye on the phone!

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#53

"It's just a flesh wound." or you can get knocked unconscious with metal pipe or baseball bat multiple times then wake up in a few seconds and perform like as an athlete at their peak.

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BorPand8 3 years ago

When in reality you'd probably end up with permanent brain damage, yeah.

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#54

The world has no problems

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JESSE REED 3 years ago

What TV show told this lie???

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#55

THE TOOTH FAIRY LIED BECAUSE SHE SAID " wHeN yOu LoSt A tOoTh, mAkE sUrE tO pUt It uNdEr YoUr PiLlOw " AND I DID AND I WAIT 1425368989 YEARS FOR THE TOOTH FAIRY TO COME >:( BUT SHE STILL DIDN'T COME

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Gage Franke 3 years ago

I always found the idea of the Tooth Fairy kind of creepy.

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#56

That I would have a huge apartment, full of amazing furniture and decorations, with a crappy job that I never had to go to, and all my friends who had varying degrees of high paying to also crappy jobs would be over all time and eventually we would all have high paying jobs with little effort.

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Kyle 3 years ago

Like “Friends?”

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#57

That most parents of kids/babies/toddlers aren't dying of sleep deprivation.

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#58

if you remove your glasses and ponytail, you automatically become hotter. DOES NOT WORK.

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Kira Johnson 3 years ago

I believed this when I watched My babysitter's a vampire

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#59

Hot guys like shy girls.

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#60

The pool will go dark blue if I pee in it

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Billy The Kid 3 years ago

Some pools do actually do that but it turns red

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#61

One lie tv taught me is that people is the movie have "powers" and you dont i tried that so many times when i was little .it failed every time.

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Shadow4523 3 years ago

happened to me all the time (ended up with severe injuries)

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The weird one! (Submission author) 3 years ago

yup

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The weird one! (Submission author) 3 years ago

people in the not is the

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PastelPoison 3 years ago

r/ihadastroke?

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#62

HIGH SCHOOL IS EASY BUT I BET WHEN I GET THERES GONNA BE BAD!!!

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Lit Present Mic (Anime SImp) 3 years ago

probably

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#63

That people literally leave class to see a fight also in a fight scene it’s not that dramatic like it’s a bunch of shoves and a couple punches

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Avery S Alberico 3 years ago

unless the fight happens in a stairwell

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#64

Barbie told me I could be anything... 6 y.o. Me was devastated when I found out: no, I can’t be a pirate princess adventurer artist superhero XD oof

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Kyle 3 years ago

My daughter wanted to be a ballerina/tree surgeon when she was little because she was sad for hurt trees.

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#65

the only relationships are straight ones |: i didn't know gay existed until i was 12

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Barbora Matýsková 3 years ago (edited)

But now you may think that every second couple is gay one. It is not okay too. We need more balance. I am real queer friendly and have gay and trans friends, but also think that we push so hard these days.

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#66

That the U.S.A. is the land of the free and the home of the brave.

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Arctic Fox Lover 3 years ago

xd

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#67

That period blood is blue!! Wtf??

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Arctic Fox Lover 3 years ago

What? What movie/show says this??

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#68

That putting toothpaste on a pimple will make it go away (the pimples only got worse haha)

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spofa!

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despayre 3 years ago

Depends on the person but hydrogen peroxide on a q-tip helps me.

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#69

that if you break a super expensive vase the owners of the vase will make you their errand boy to pay back the debt

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Arctic Fox Lover 3 years ago

Errand boy/girl. That's right, I, too, am a Host Club fan ;)

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#70

That a girl will marry a boy and live happily ever after. Or stay single. I grew up thinking that was how it was. Wear are all the gays and bisexuals and lesbians and pansexuals? The first time I say a gay couple on tv (and only time) was when I walked in on my sister watching her teenager tv shows. By that time I knew what gay was. I was confused when I had a crush on a girl in kindergarten (I am also a girl). I asked my mom if a girl could marry a girl. She avoided the question if I remember correctly. When I found out about queers, it was just like "They exist.", so I was a little homophobic. Neither of my parents are homophobic really, they just don't think it's a child appropiate topic. My younger cousin is homophobic though, because know one really talked to her about it. How she found out was she cried and whined until my friend told her (I can't remember how it came up, and she was much younger then). It doesn't help that my aunt is super strict about queer people on tv (again, not really homophobic, she just doesn't find it child appropiate). I now know I am bisexual. The only other people who know is two of my friends, one is straight and one is pan.

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pusheen buttercup 3 years ago

I feel you, I also never had any examples of LGBT existing on tv in my early years. I would have felt so much less alone if I'd known it was normal for someone else too.

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#71

That forensic staff wear full makeup, quaffed hair and high heels in the lab.

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Mag Marguerite 3 years ago

remember this forensic scientist arriving in a white pantsuit and stiletto heels at the crime scene in CSI Miami

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#72

That the mainstream media unbiased and truthful.

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Watching 3 years ago

Anyone that uses the phrase "mainstream media" is going to get a no from me dawg.

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#73

racism
sexism
homophobia
male dominance
female inferiority
can't
won't
hate
border tension

I'm pretty sure the list could be endless

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blugeagua 3 years ago

What are you talking about? All of those things exist in real life and they continue to persist to this day.

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#74

That animated characters can jump 20 feet and not get hurt at all! Always drove me nuts

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despayre 3 years ago

Why would that drive you crazy? They're animated!

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#75

That Slimfast works.

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#76

The first kiss

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Barbara Speckner

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despayre 3 years ago

What about it?

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#77

That thigh gaps, eating disorders, being skinny, diet culture etc. are cute and 'normal'. Still dealing with the repercussions of that one :(

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Aurelia!

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#78

Women get off everytime and after a few seconds of moaning, which pretty much starts after the first kiss.

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No you didn't

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Defibrillators are magic tools that can bring a person back to life when flat-lining.

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#80

Everyone who is grieving will get a magical chance for a last conversation or a way to say "I love you".

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#81

That Donald Trump wasn’t a criminal.

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Barb Holland 3 years ago

You must be watching the wrong tv shows

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#82

Women only eat salads for lunch. Mostly, it's just green salad and few cherry tomatoes can be tossed into it. We are not bunnies, we can't survive on salads.
Woman, if she is hot, can seduce literally any man. No, that doesn't happen.
Larger people are funny and bubbly, gay people are defined by their sexual preference and have no other traits, beautiful sexy woman is ditzy, always. No, no and no. People are not two dimensional, they have many traits, deeper personality and layers.

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#83

That you will always get the person you love if you just try hard enough

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#84

If you are mean and put others down, then you will be popular because people think your put-downs are funny and cool. No sweetheart, that's called bullying and your "friends" are just scared of you.

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#85

that when you go to secondary school ?school everyone breaks out singing but in reality that's weird and you will probs be known as the weird kid

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#86

That cars explode and people die from a single bullet shot from a pistol.

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Robert Thompson 3 years ago

I was just going to put one word "Explosions" I see you beet me to it.

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#87

That everybody in Miami is good looking and rich and own speedboats.

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Nicole Weymann 3 years ago

Judging from CSI Miami also 80 per cent of the clothes are white and the light is somehow always yellow tinged.

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#88

Barney once told me that people love me. People, in fact, do not love me.

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Freya the Wanderer 3 years ago

Somebody must love you. Don't give up.

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#89

That the first time a woman feels the baby in her tummy kicking, her partner will be able to put their hand on her bump and feel it to. There is a considerable amount of time between you being able to feel it kicking inside and those kicks to be strong enough to be detectable outside. Drives me mad!

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bon bon (still purple boi) 3 years ago

wow your the 110-th person that answerd thx

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#90

That you can just hang up the phone without saying goodbye!

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#91

That everybody in America owns a gun.

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Arctic Fox Lover 3 years ago

Is that even a TV trope any more? xdddd

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#92

that if a girl can play sports, shes so cool and powerful and "oH mY goSH marRy me pLs"

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#93

It's easy to hotwire a car.

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Robert Thompson 3 years ago

Or pick a lock.

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#94

Goddamned CPR! One does not wake up and walks away after CPR, also you don’t defibrillate a flat line!

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#95

That teenagers are moody all the time. That they always rebel, and have parties when they're parents aren't home. This actually isn't true in most cases.

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#96

Butter came from Butterflys

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M O'Connell 3 years ago

What on earth?! What show told you that?

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#97

That the most important thing in life as a female is to be attractive.

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#98

That there are ALWAYS sharks at the beach and that they want to come close to shore to eat you!!!!

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#99

IT'S NOT REAL! HELLO!?

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#100

That my favorite TV show got cancelled due to lack of public interest when, in fact, the narrator of ''Micmac Legends'' was shot dead point blank by the FBI during the heyday of the American Indian Movement. Most old TV shows turn up on You Tube in some form or other; this one has been buried in silence since 1963.

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#101

that highschool was fun and everyone was going to be friends if you were funny. And middle school for that matter. None of it is true. Also that everyone has perfect familys and plenty of money and people get cars on their 16th birthday. All false and I feel very lied to.

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#102

What a takeaway burger looks like in an ad compared to that sad, flat, limp and sweaty pile of goop you actually get.

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#103

That even though you’re a barista for a living making likely minimum wage you can still afford to live alone in a nice apartment in lower Manhattan

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#104

That republicans are the party of the working class; and that conservatives represent real Christianity. 2 big lies right there.

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Jarrod Nichols 3 years ago

Leave your bullshit political opinions on MSN

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#105

That I'd get to ride around in a van, solving mysteries.

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#106

When I was younger. If you sneeze or cough you are obviously sick with a terrible disease.

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Mag Marguerite 3 years ago

with blood on your tissue...

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#107

That in high school, everyone on the football team or cheerleading squad was a bully/mean girl. I was a freak in school and was bullied, but it came from all kinds of people. Sometimes popular kids are popular cuz they’re, ya know, NICE to people!

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#108

LITERALLY WHEN THE PROTAGONIST IS RUNNING FOR THEIR L I F E AND THEIR LOVER IS LIKE "OoH pErFeCt TimInG I WaNnA kIsS yOu" LIKE THEY RUNNING FOR THEIR LIFE M O V E -

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Among Us 3 years ago

HAHA YES

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#109

That the fat girl who wants something or someone can just change her mindset and become the sexy vixen without trying.

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#110

Anything to do with the military. Having been in the military I can tell you that no TV show accurately portrays anything about the military

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#111

That all families are happy and consist of a Mum a Dad and kids, no broken homes and definitely no LBGTQ parents or kids.

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#112

That "Omg I look so ugly because I wear glasses". Girl stfu you're already a supermodel and wearing glasses doesn't make you ugly.

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#113

Not what tv has taught me, but the general public; that your doctors are the ones doing your x-rays, ultrasounds, MRIs, etc. They aren't. There's radiology techs like myself for that. Also, they don't take your blood or send it to the lab to be ran. That's phlebotomists and lab techs. They also don't give you breathing treatments, that's respiratory therapists. I could go on and on, but because of TV, people think the only two professions in the hospital are nurses and doctors.

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#114

That good people have a happy ending and sad people have sad ending always.

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#115

Fish have fingers (uk food).

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#116

That mentally ill people are violent. The facts: someone with a mental illness is far more likely to be a victim of violence. Approx 1
In 5 people have a mental illness. But only 4 percent of violence is perpetrated by those with a mental illness.

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#117

That good cops are tough guys. I’m so tired of seeing the hero cop get so angry at a bad criminal (accused, but not convicted suspect) that he is justified in roughing him up. Stop! This is not ok. Even criminals are more than the accusation levied against them. I don’t understand how Hollywood can still think this is ok.

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#118

Spongebob always taught me that clarinetes sound horrible

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#119

That extroverts exist.

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i exist!

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#120

Aphmau Mystreet S6 taught me that even when a show seems lighthearted for the first seasons, there is ALWAYS a BIG chance one or multiple characters can die when you least expect it. The writers can adapt to one rule. NO MERCY. (If you don't mind bad graphics but an amazing and opportunistic plot, WATCH APHMAU MYSTREET!!! [Season 4 is where things get emotional, get out your tissues!] You WILL NOT regret watching it!)

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A 3 years ago

Honestly it kinda annoyed me when Mystreet started getting more dramatic and emotional because it was originally an AU where the characters of MCD are in the modern world (That and how forced Aarmau was in all the series. I like the ship but not how forced it was)

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#121

That you can talk by just moving you're mouth up and down

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#122

Up to when I was 8 or so, I thought that any car crash would end up in a car exploding. Because of TV and that I sadly witness an aftermath of a crash between a motorcycle and a car that exploded and killed a whole family, so in my head the math was straight: Crash and boom! Feel weird when I finally witness a car crash and nothing, apart of the sound and some shattered glass, happened. The exploding jeeps from "Top Secret" was real for me, exagerated, buy plausible.

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#123

I live in Brazil, so everything that television shows is a lie, or sophistry (which is the same thing). I've lived in NY for 15 months, 8 months in Treviso, 8 months in London and 6 months in Coimbra, but I didn't watch TV because I had a lot more interesting things to see, but I believe that the television stigma is the same. Fantasy for fantasy I prefer Netflix.

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#124

Explosions!

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#125

Those skinny Gilmores girl live on PopTarts, burgers & fries, and Chinese take-out.

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#126

1. Take outs/food are so cheap and nobody at all cooks at home. And they are all skinny and healthy maintaining this diet .(From US-series)
2. That you should just sit there and listen to someone giving a 10 minute monologue without giving your opinion, as active listening skills don't apply to anyone in movies, specially main male characters.
3. That only the pretty/self confidence are main characters, the rest of us live secondary lives and are not entitled to share/be listened too.

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#127

Just... ALL of Calliou.

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#128

That the British/Europeans are smarter/thinner/more fit/less ignorant than Americans, That's a byproduct of us not having "Taskmaster in the '90s", and seeing the absolute garbage that the average European is via the internet. They're no better, no worse. Well, a bit worse.

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