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#1
long story short hate was mistaken for love bc the word crush and the popular chick got dunked on by the class clown, the quiet kid (me), and my friend. it was hilarious
Final score:
5points
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#2
hehehehe this kid thought I was from Canada for 3 months until he asked my sister...I made one single joke lol
Final score:
3points
#3
One time my Mom said, "You guys can go to the gas station today for some candy." And my and my sister were so happy! So we went to the gas station to get some candy and we came back. Our Mom looked furious. I asked her what was wrong, and apparently she said, "You guys can'T go to the gas station today for some candy."
Final score:
3points
#4
Okay, so I had this girl in my class who is very competitive and doesn't really like me because she thinks I make drama for attention. (I don't start drama, she does. I'm just always there to get caught in the middle of it) Anyway, we were writing on a piece of paper and passing it back and forth with drawings and simple sentences and all that. I had just recently seen the newer Sonic the Hedgehog movie and thought it would be funny if I put a harmless quote on there, so I chose the quote,(probably not the best decision) 'How are you not dead yet??' 'I have no idea!' and sent it back. Next thing I know she's attacking my friend and I with hate comments and getting teachers involved. A few days later, the principal wanted me in her office.(I just need to add, this girl, not the principal, had caused me SO much problems. She's over competitive and if something doesn't go her way, she freaks out about it)
Final score:
3points
#5
My friends are in a platonic relationship, and i sent one of them a GIF saying "Marry Me!" i was gonna caption it "Send this to ------" but forgot, and got attacked by both of them.
Final score:
2points
#6
My mum's name!
About 3 years ago, I saw my Mum's passport and it had a completely different name, I asked her 'WTF?' and she pointed out that she has an 'A.K.A' on her passport (I have never heard of anything like that before)!
Long story as short as possible: A family member had a speech impediment and he couldn't say her name, so the rest of the family started calling her what he did.
Fast forward few decades and nobody alive knows or remembers my mum's birth name except her and my Grandparents (and even they don't use it). To get a passport she had to produce her birth certificate and a professional (Such as a doctor) to sign a photo. Her doctor signed the photo but wrote that he knew her by a different name. Dispute with the passport office ensued as, apart from her birth certificate, all record of my mum (tax, medical, jobs) has a different name. They eventually agreed to issue a passport with an A.K.A on it.
So I, at the age of 36, found out that my mother's real name is Veronica!
Final score:
2points
#7
Not too big, but once I said happy birthday on a group chat. It was to one friend, and I forgot to clarify who, and everyone just started saying "It's not my birthday bro" and it was so awkward.
Final score:
1point
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