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Let’s hear y’all’s bad dad jokes!
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#1
Hey dad?have you seen my sunglasses?
No son,have you seen my dad glasses
Final score:
12points
#2
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.
Final score:
7points
#3
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why, to get to the other side!
No, to get to the idiot’s house. Knock, knock.
Uh, who’s there?
The chicken.
(;
Final score:
6points
#4
What do you call a bird that has been run over by a lawnmower?
Shredded Tweet! 😂
Final score:
4points
#5
What's brown and sticky? A stick
What's red and tasty? Your tongue
What's round and smelly? Your nose
What's long and corny? These jokes
Final score:
4points
#6
I got jacuzzi and yakuza mixed up.
Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
Final score:
3points
#7
What is a cat's favorite dessert?
Mice cream!
Final score:
3points
#8
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk
Final score:
3points
#9
Why is Peter Pan always flying
He never lands
Final score:
3points
#10
My favorite dad joke of all time.
What has two butts and kills people? An assassin!
Final score:
3points
#11
"The ice cream man was recently found dead, covered head to toe in sprinkles and sauce. The police think he topped himself."
Final score:
2points
#12
Little mouse where are you?
Little mouse where are you?
Little mouse where are you, I want to kiss you.
I’m in the cookie jar! (A mom joke)
Final score:
1point
#13
(passing a cemetery) hey look people are just dying to get in.......
Did you hear the person who wrote the hookie pookie died last week. At the funeral though they had a hard time burying him. He kept putting one foot in and one foot out.
Final score:
1point
#14
Did you hear about the man who was told his DNA was backwards?
All he could say was: "And?"
Final score:
1point
#15
hey dad, do you know ware my favorite
no
i did not even tel you what are missing yet
no
what ?
you know what honey
what
i will help you find your sunnyglasses
i got them dad i am warring them
no your not
....
i
Final score:
0points
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