Hey dad?have you seen my sunglasses?
No son,have you seen my dad glasses

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12points

Kai Scadden

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.

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7points

DUN DUN

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why, to get to the other side!
No, to get to the idiot’s house. Knock, knock.
Uh, who’s there?
The chicken.
(;

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6points

fifi.x

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What do you call a bird that has been run over by a lawnmower?

Shredded Tweet! 😂

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4points

Amy Bindokas

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What's brown and sticky? A stick
What's red and tasty? Your tongue
What's round and smelly? Your nose
What's long and corny? These jokes

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4points

Justy

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I got jacuzzi and yakuza mixed up.
Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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3points

Rainbowskull13 (she/her)

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What is a cat's favorite dessert?
Mice cream!

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3points

ThoughtsAreNotFacts

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk

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3points

Ann Dunaway

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Why is Peter Pan always flying
He never lands

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3points

PansexualFrying_Pan

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My favorite dad joke of all time.

What has two butts and kills people? An assassin!

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3points

Dialfluid

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"The ice cream man was recently found dead, covered head to toe in sprinkles and sauce. The police think he topped himself."

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2points

Sarah Barker

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Little mouse where are you?
Little mouse where are you?
Little mouse where are you, I want to kiss you.
I’m in the cookie jar! (A mom joke)

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1point

Marsha James

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(passing a cemetery) hey look people are just dying to get in.......

Did you hear the person who wrote the hookie pookie died last week. At the funeral though they had a hard time burying him. He kept putting one foot in and one foot out.

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Tim leonard

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Did you hear about the man who was told his DNA was backwards?

All he could say was: "And?"

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RAWR

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hey dad, do you know ware my favorite
no
i did not even tel you what are missing yet
no
what ?
you know what honey
what
i will help you find your sunnyglasses
i got them dad i am warring them
no your not
....
i

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pinkie pie lover

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