Let’s hear y’all’s bad dad jokes!

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#1

Hey dad?have you seen my sunglasses?
No son,have you seen my dad glasses

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Kai Scadden
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    #2

    Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.

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    DUN DUN
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    #3

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Why, to get to the other side!
    No, to get to the idiot’s house. Knock, knock.
    Uh, who’s there?
    The chicken.
    (;

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    fifi.x
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    #4

    What do you call a bird that has been run over by a lawnmower?

    Shredded Tweet! 😂

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    Amy Bindokas
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    #5

    What's brown and sticky? A stick
    What's red and tasty? Your tongue
    What's round and smelly? Your nose
    What's long and corny? These jokes

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    Justy
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    #6

    I got jacuzzi and yakuza mixed up.
    Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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    Rainbowskull13 (she/her)
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god this is so bad I can't stop imagining and laughing

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    #7

    What is a cat's favorite dessert?
    Mice cream!

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    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
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    #8

    What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk

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    Ann Dunaway
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    #9

    Why is Peter Pan always flying
    He never lands

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    PansexualFrying_Pan
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    #10

    My favorite dad joke of all time.

    What has two butts and kills people? An assassin!

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    Dialfluid
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    #11

    "The ice cream man was recently found dead, covered head to toe in sprinkles and sauce. The police think he topped himself."

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    Sarah Barker
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    #12

    Little mouse where are you?
    Little mouse where are you?
    Little mouse where are you, I want to kiss you.
    I’m in the cookie jar! (A mom joke)

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    Marsha James
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    #13

    (passing a cemetery) hey look people are just dying to get in.......

    Did you hear the person who wrote the hookie pookie died last week. At the funeral though they had a hard time burying him. He kept putting one foot in and one foot out.

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    Tim leonard
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    #14

    Did you hear about the man who was told his DNA was backwards?

    All he could say was: "And?"

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    RAWR
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    #15

    hey dad, do you know ware my favorite
    no
    i did not even tel you what are missing yet
    no
    what ?
    you know what honey
    what
    i will help you find your sunnyglasses
    i got them dad i am warring them
    no your not
    ....
    i

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    pinkie pie lover
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