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Hey Pandas, Tell Me You’re From Your Country Without Telling Me You’re From Your Country (Closed)
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#1
Sorry.
Final score:
145points
BORKADYMUSIC 2 years ago
I’ve been asked if I’m Canadian because I apologize too much haha, so Canada???
#2
A robber walks into a convenient store but before he pulls out his gun everyone else in the store pulls out their guns first.
Final score:
87points
#3
Yesterday I made friends with a large venomous spider. Today I made friends with a small venomous spider. Tomorrow I’m going to find spiders everywhere, and buff kangaroos
Final score:
82points
#4
Always mistaken with the country where kangaroos live
Final score:
70points
#5
No, I'm not hungry. No, you're not the first to think of that brilliant joke.
Final score:
63points
Troux 2 years ago
Funny enough, Turkey is currently undergoing a rebranding to be called Türkiye (native tongue pronunciation) to avoid being associated with the bird. This is becoming a trend more and more (Myanmar, Eswatini, etc.) so maybe it's time to become Magyarország so you're no longer haunted by the terrible jokes!
#6
I don't work in IT, elephants after not my ride, snakes don't dance on the roads, my city is Silicon Valley 2, most of us speak 4-5 native languages and English is our main language in school and college. To the surprise of many outsiders, our English and grammar is excellent.
Final score:
57points
#7
Hi! Welcome to your average restaurant! Would you like a large, an extra large, or an EXTRA large?
Final score:
49points
Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 2 years ago (edited)
100% US. We like our restaurant food just like our people....way bigger than necessary.
#8
bo’le o’ wo’ah
is chewsday innit
tea
lots of pubs
tea
Final score:
46points
weatherwitch 2 years ago (edited)
I think this is meant to be Britain by someone who's not British?! What on Earth is the first thing here?? And Where's the fish and chips without we can't survive?? 🤣
#9
We're an American excuse to get very drunk once a year
Final score:
44points
#10
I don't associate with my northern neighbor. Also we don't eat cats as often as you'd think.
Final score:
41points
#11
The country where everyone thinks we sit on the couch in lederhosen all day long on some mountain, get paid for doing nothing, eat sauerkraut and yodel on our cuckoo clocks.
Final score:
37points
Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 2 years ago (edited)
Wait...are you saying that y'all DON'T? Ach du meine Güte!
#12
We invented legos, constantly mistaken for our neighbours, love our bikes, and most of us is just as depressed as our weather.
Final score:
36points
Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 2 years ago
On behalf of parents everywhere who have twisted their ankles in the dark on legos left on the floor by their spoiled children, just know that I'm looking at your people sternly and with my brows deeply furrowed.
#13
Land of the mighty "T's": Tequila, Tacos and Tamales 😁👌
Final score:
35points
#14
Proper (pre-covid) social distancing between strangers waiting in bus stops is five meters, but in sauna hips must touch.
Final score:
34points
#15
“No it is not advised to take pictures with the buffaloes, yes they will kill you if you want a selfie, no I am not trying to take away your experience for this trip” common phrases where I live
Final score:
31points
#16
I can speak waray waray and tagalog.
Final score:
28points
#17
Recipe for disaster,
1 cup of depression.
10 tablespoons of homophobia.
1/8 teaspoon of happiness.
1 pound of racism.
2 cups of debt.
2 pounds of inequality.
4 tablespoons of homelessness.
A pinch of excitement.
5 1/2 cups of guns.
4 cups of abandonment.
5 tablespoons of suicide.
7 pounds of unfair health insurance.
And for a garnish, police brutality.
Mix that all up and you get my country.
Sorry for making it so dark, but it is where I live.
Final score:
27points
#18
We have coffeeshops all over the country where nobody orders coffee.
Final score:
27points
#19
We have thousands of curries, not just one. We don't ride elephants. And no we don't do the rope tricks. There's much more than just slums in our country.
Final score:
26points
#20
Go 3 miles and turn left at the 2nd McDonalds. Walmart will be on your right.
Final score:
25points
#21
A police car changed to the right lane when the cops saw me getting nearer in the rear mirror with around 240 on my speedo and let me overtook without any consequences
i love it :)
Final score:
24points
#22
Had an 8 k bill for er visit that lasted 3 hours and got no medication
Final score:
24points
Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 2 years ago (edited)
Clearly the US--although that 3 hour wait feels unusually brief for American ER visits. ...
#24
Wait, other countries have the internet?
Final score:
23points
#25
Every time I tell somebody where I live they asked why I'm not black. Or if we have technology. Or the most common if I live with lions.
Final score:
20points
#27
*HONK* *HONK * *HISSSS HISSSSSSSS* *HONK* HONK* zzzzzzzzzzz *SMACK* zzzzzzzzzz*SMACK* SMACK *
Final score:
18points
MyOpinionHasBeenServed (Submission author) 2 years ago
Honks and hisses are geese. The zzzz are mosquitoes and they're getting smacked.
#28
Fancy a brew?
Final score:
17points
#29
Queen for 50 years and a mermaid in the harbour...
Final score:
17points
#30
Growing up, I had a geyser in my front yard and a glacier in the back yard and a ton of sheep wandering the pasture between.
Final score:
17points
#31
Beer and depression
Final score:
16points
#32
A lot of strikes, and haute couture.
Final score:
15points
#33
School system is broken, government is broken, economy is broken, HELP I WANNA GET OUT
Final score:
14points
Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 2 years ago (edited)
Yeah...sadly, this isn't enough to go on. An ex-president that looks like a Cheeto and some half-eaten string cheese that was left in a hot car got together for a sordid affair? Now THAT we can work with.
BORKADYMUSIC (Submission author) 2 years ago
Lol perfect, sorry I realize now that it is pretty vague
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BORKADYMUSIC (Submission author) 2 years ago
Yes I now realize that this was pretty vague sorry, it is the US haha-
ZAPanda 2 years ago (edited)
well just add "you could get shot at school" then we can differentiate you from other third world countries. lol ;-) /s/ jk
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Don't Look 2 years ago
my thoughts exactly. I would have gone with Chad though. But who the hell comes on here from Chad?
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Don't Look 2 years ago
Ohhh good one. I think I'll add the entire middle east to my 10 countries in africa answer.
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ZAPanda 2 years ago (edited)
I like how the comments below are all assuming it's a third world country (ie somewhere in africa, somewhere in the middle east etc), but the OP confesses it's usa. eep. But TBH I think unless it's Singapore, Scandinavia, or Germany, pretty much the above applies to most countries.
#34
Wiedźmin 😎
Final score:
13points
#35
We regularly get left off world maps even though our land area is larger than the UK.
Final score:
13points
#36
I would like to apologize to the rest of the world for 2016-2020.
Final score:
13points
#37
With my wooden shoes I used to go to the windmill to get tulips and cheese but nowadays I just smoke loads of weed 😉
Final score:
13points
#38
The part of the world that overdosed on freedom
Final score:
12points
#39
I once saw a gun store next to a chuck-e-cheese
WhAt. pEoPLe ThInK
Final score:
12points
Aisling Raye 2 years ago
I feel like all the USA contributions I have seen on this list so far are from Texas, Florida, Louisiana (bc I saw Mardi Gras mentioned) or just the south in general.
#40
YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!
Final score:
11points
#41
Yes, we put mayo on our fries. And stop calling ‘em French fries. Ain’t nothing French about ‘em. Just a couple of American WW soldiers eating fries while hearing someone speak French and thinking they were in France. They weren’t.
Final score:
11points
#42
Fish and chips
Final score:
10points
#43
Yorkshire puds, shepherds pie, brolly, cuppa, corgis, fry’s chocolate… need I go on?
Final score:
10points
Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 2 years ago
You had me at Yorkshire Pudding...then lost me at Shepherd's Pie....but then I rallied again for the Corgis.
#44
I have 30,000$ in student debt and own several assault rifles
Final score:
10points
#45
It nearly always rains here! 😂 We’re a country that gets forgotten about a lot but we have a really cool flag!
Final score:
8points
#46
We're told to take an uber instead of an ambulance cuz it's cheaper.
Final score:
8points
#47
When you go to another country, you get laughed at because of your president
Final score:
8points
Micah Chips 2 years ago
I would say USA cause we've had some pretty weird ones but i'm not sure.
#49
My people act like if it was the end of the world when a train leaves one minute too late.
Final score:
7points
#50
Americans are convinced we have the most disgusting bogan accent to exist. Like 92% of us don't have the goddamn accent and we aren't upsidedown you are >:(
Final score:
7points
#51
As of today, we now have assault weapons designed for pre-teen children. Its called a JR-15 instead of AR-15.
Final score:
7points
#52
cheese
cows
watches
chocolate
4 official languages
and a flag that looks like the red cross
Final score:
7points
#53
Dinner is two different meals depending on whether you live in the north or south.
Final score:
6points
#54
Sorry sorry hockey maple eh?
Final score:
6points
#55
I'm not Russian. I can't even write in Cyrillic. Also, if you go to pride to shout homophobic slurs and beat up some gays you might get praised by a bishop. Oh, and our flag is opposite of Monaco's
Final score:
6points
#56
Well today I slipped on while skating. I was driving my Toyota to a brothers birthday party at ice skating rink(where I slipped). When he opened his present he got a hockey stick, a bunch of maple syrup, and a hockey jersey. He was so happy. Then he bumped into the door and apologized to it…
Final score:
6points
#57
We make Gouda cheese
Final score:
6points
#58
Fush in Chups, cuzzie.
Final score:
5points
Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 2 years ago (edited)
The "Fush and Chups" part sounds West End English. Do you get your meat from the bAHtcher?
#59
I love taking naps. I get irrationally ofended when people prepare certain rice dish in a wrong way.
Final score:
5points
#60
Timmies.
Final score:
5points
#61
Budapest is not the capital of my country and we still have wild brown bears and wild wolves...
Final score:
5points
#62
Haggis
Final score:
5points
#63
I've been trying to reach you for your car's extended warranty.
Final score:
5points
#64
I like football and hockey, and I love McDonald’s and sonic
Final score:
4points
Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 2 years ago (edited)
Ahhh, yes. 13-Year-Old-Pubescent-Boyland. .....or "13YOPB" on the smaller world maps.
#65
Saudi Prince's often come here for hunting Endangered and rare birds.
Final score:
4points
Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 2 years ago (edited)
Pakistan? That's where all the Saudi princes I'm friends with (no, I'm not really friends with any) go to hunt.
#66
Mass shootings.
Final score:
4points
#67
Dialysis bills my insurance for $35K PER treatment. That's 3 times a week. Over $1MM/year.
Final score:
4points
Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 2 years ago (edited)
This just makes me so sad. My gran died because she finally tired of dialysis. I know I'll need it soon. As if having to pay $700 a month for healthcare premiums ALONE (not to mention deductibles, co-pays, medications, etc) isn't bad enough. When people in our country act like socialized healthcare is a "fate worse than death", I often wonder how they'd feel if they got so severely sick that they had to choose between treatment and all of their many possessions--because that's essentially what American health care forces you to do. More than a few patients have become homeless having to pay for medical care they needed.
#68
Not saying this is a good thing, but I won my first turkey shoot (everyone shoots at targets and the best shot wins a frozen turkey) when I was shorter than the shotgun.
Final score:
4points
#69
We hate the English
Final score:
4points
Guy MacGregor 2 years ago
Do you have any idea how little it narrows the list? Could be the French, the Scots, the Irish or any country from half the commonwealth :´)
#70
Labas, cepelinai.
Final score:
4points
#71
Chocolate, waffles, fries..... and way too much governments.
Final score:
4points
#73
We are loud and always happy, or so we are seen by turists
In reality we are all stressed as f**k and can barely afford to live on our own...
We have the most iconic country tho, with good food, awesome fashion and great history
Final score:
4points
#74
Cats.
Final score:
4points
#75
We have words that are about ten or more syllables long.
Final score:
4points
#77
I'm waiting at a red pedestrian light on an intersection at midnight. I look down all the intersecting roads and don't see a single vehicle anywhere. I look back at the pedestrian light. It's still red. I wait.
Final score:
4points
#78
If you disagree with me saying we have the nicest cheeses, breads and wines … I will go on strike !
Final score:
4points
#79
Crikey this list was written by a bunch of drongos
Final score:
4points
Huddo's sister 2 years ago (edited)
Australia! Don't think I have actually heard anyone say drongo in real life though :)
#80
the morning Chai, then more chai then one more chai... Chai chai chai... It goes on... 😀
(tea=chai)
Final score:
3points
#81
guns, beer, and the Superbowl parties
Final score:
3points
#82
Pour language is more than a traditional bread and a pastry. Most natives are very Bad at languages and Breaking Bad would've ended with a simple card.
Final score:
3points
#83
I set out to do some of the GOOD things about my country... turns out it's pretty hard.
Guns, drugs, alcohol and hatred... you should be able to get it from that, sadly.
Final score:
3points
#84
Rain....
Final score:
3points
fandomprincess (any pronouns) 2 years ago
Lol my first thought was Vancouver BC, we don't call it the wet coast for nothing!
#85
everyone is horizontally tall
Final score:
3points
#86
A store in my city that sells every major food group:
Fries, Burgers, Soda, and more!
Final score:
3points
#87
I have to speak a minimum of 3 languages just to be able to talk to anyone.
Final score:
3points
#88
in the summer you never know what time it is.
Final score:
3points
#89
Would you like some kielbasa?
Final score:
3points
#90
Went to the pharmacy to go grab a cake, some snacks, a card, and a balloon for someone’s birthday. Passed by a few gun stores on my way home.
Final score:
3points
#91
Tell Me You’re From Your Country Without Telling Me You’re From Your Country: (Pulls up to McDonald’s drive thru) “Hi can I order a triple quarter pounder with everything on it and a side of large fries?
Final score:
3points
#92
Some of the most significant products of People born in this country include James Watt's steam engine,the bicycle, macadamisation, Alexander Graham Bell's invention of the first practical telephone, John Logie Baird's invention of television and Sir Alexander Fleming
best known for discovering the world's first broadly effective antibiotic substance, which he named penicillin.
Final score:
3points
#93
TW for colonialism.
We get get mistaken for the country that we used to be a region of until 1947.
Final score:
3points
#94
Nessie, tartan, hills
Final score:
3points
#95
4 seasons in a day, and this can happen in January or June
Final score:
2points
#97
Sometimes I don't know if the loud bang I just heard was a gunshot or some idiot setting off a firework. Depends on the place and time of day which one is more likely, but who knows. It doesn't even really faze me that much, I just move away from the windows to be safe.
Final score:
2points
Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 2 years ago (edited)
Also the US. I have small scaredy dogs so I abhor the fireworks as much as the gun obsession.
#98
I was late in college because the bus drivers were on strike again... But both are for free.
Final score:
2points
#99
Its all made in china and the peeps vote for an ompa loompa
Final score:
2points
#100
11 official languages. 9 provinces. One of the top 3 strongest economies on the continent. 100% freedom of religion. Gay marriages since 2007. Highest buildings on the continent and richest square mile on the continent. Many tourist attractions. Worst Gini Coefficient on earth (greatest inequality).
Final score:
2points
#101
Happiness is not having to smile at people.
Final score:
2points
#102
I have not done military service, never paid for my child’s birth and my capital has about a million people as inhabitants, but we are not famous for banking
Final score:
2points
#103
Country is easy as all I have to mention is that we kicked an angry orange out of power last year. Specific part of that country - if we were our own country we’d be the 5th largest economy in the world. We like strawberries, tech and nuclear weapons. We produce more agricultural products than any other part of the country. More people live here than in Canada. We have a bridge that is a different color than its name suggests. You can start your day snowboarding in our mountains, do motocross in the desert at lunch, and end the day surfing at the beach if you really wanted to. (oh and blah blah blah stuff like movies, television, celebrities and crap like that) I may hate my country as a whole, but tbh I actually love the part I live in.
Final score:
2points
#104
we have cheeseburgers, guns, and stupid people here.
Final score:
2points
Kathy Puls 2 years ago
I am so embarrassed to be an American. When I travel out of the country I try so hard not to stand out as the stupid American.
#105
Top O' the mornin' to ye!
Final score:
2points
#107
You can lose your life savings if you get sick.
Final score:
2points
#108
Land of the best singers and of course the best Flag of all.
Final score:
2points
#111
Half our citizens will tell you that we have the best country in the world,, we invented everything you have in your country. We are the only country where you can be free. All the wars are us just helping the poor ignorant masses. And the other half of the country Are just sitting at a counter with our head in our hands wondering where our school tax went
Final score:
2points
#112
We hate everyone who isn't the patriarchy but claim to be equal to everyone!
Final score:
1point
Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 2 years ago
This has to be the US also. Or Goldman Sachs. Could also be Goldman Sachs.
#113
We are so honest, free and open that we offend everyone who gets near our arrogant selves.
oh yeah, and we've stolen everything we claim as our own. Even our Tulips.
Final score:
1point
#115
Me: “WHERE THE FRIG IS ME FISH N CHIPS?”
Mum: “NAH I TOLD YA INNIT, WE’RE ‘AVING CURRY NOW!”
Me: “… a’ight, bet.”
Final score:
1point
#116
*goes to bus stop* *another person there* *goes back home*
Final score:
1point
#117
It is very obvious:
A magpie robin sits on a water lily enjoying a piece of Jackfruit.
Final score:
1point
#118
Lego, Beer and Bacon
Final score:
1point
#119
My bread tastes like cake, and the steering wheel is on the left :)
Final score:
1point
#120
We think the Superbowl is something everyone is interested in
Final score:
1point
#121
I just got my hospital bill for staying overnight in the E.R. With chest pain. My part, $32,000 and some change.
Final score:
1point
#122
Jo mei, wos soi i dazua sogn.
Wahrscheinlich nix, is eh gscheida, sunst vasteht me kana.
Final score:
1point
#123
Cheese, clogs, tullips, windmills (old and new) I live about 5 meters below sealevel. (with dikes of course)
Final score:
1point
#124
Nooo mummy i'm sorry i got A- please don't hit me with the chappel
Final score:
1point
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 2 years ago
the chappal is the scariest experience besides grandma asking for your exam results
#126
G'day mate, I better go ride my kangaroo to school where we learn to photoshop so our photos don't look upside down
Final score:
1point
#127
Tech support scams, roti, strict as heck parents, spice ass food
Final score:
1point
The Cute Cat 2 years ago
This one easy.. India.. Or Pakistan.. The both similar for me in many ways..
#128
You can describe every single feeling you have with one word: KURWA.
Final score:
1point
#129
No, i won't serve you cappuccino with your lunch, sir.
Final score:
1point
#130
I add way too many spices in things and people always ask me if I can speak English.
Final score:
1point
#131
Both the pacific and the atlantic are rechable and visible on the same day. There's even many spots from where you can see both. Also, putting your car on a given location to remain iddle, and hang out with your friends is the same. Last but not least, your grandpa provides the rum, and excels at it
Final score:
1point
#132
We avoid lengthy trials by blaming animals for hits on famous people. Last century, our prime minster vanished. Our whole country accepted the explanation that a shark did it. Then a famous conservationist was murdered. They told us a sting ray did it. We said, ‘ok.’
Final score:
1point
#133
Putting cream in carbonara is a punishable offense.
Final score:
1point
#134
¡OLE!
Final score:
1point
#135
Opaaaaa!!!!
Final score:
1point
#136
I walked an extra block to avoid an irate goose.
Final score:
1point
#137
No, I don’t live in an igloo!
Final score:
1point
#140
coffee (not america)
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1point
#141
At least one person in my family is named John, George, Demetri, Kosta, Chris, Eleni, or Maria.
Final score:
1point
#142
When something bad happens to the economy we blame one political party when it's both.
Final score:
1point
#143
G’day mate
Final score:
1point
#145
I live in a place where there is multiple fast food restaurants, car washes, and gas stations on every corner. And there is another gas station of a competitor company right next to that gas station. We fly lots of flags and some more controversial then others. We also have very large food portions and ice in drinks. Inclement weather(depending on where you are), traffic, overpriced heath care, and politics are a problem here.
Final score:
1point
#146
G'DAY MATE 'BOUT TO PUT SOME SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE THEN RIDE MAH KANGAROO
LOOK OUT FOR THAT REDBACK IN THE TOILET MATE, THAT'D F**K YA UP REAL GOOD
Final score:
1point
#147
Large military, guns, lots of different types of landscape
Final score:
1point
#150
If I got even moderately injured at my high-risk job, it would ruin my life.
Final score:
0points
#151
We’re legally allowed to marry out first cousins. And the schools don’t care at all lmao
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0points
#152
Lifted trucks and bud light
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0points
#153
If anyone else thinks that "popty ping" is a real term rather than what the locals use to have a lol down the pub, I don't know what to say. It's microdon.
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0points
#154
"Yeah,nah.."
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0points
#156
We have scheduled power cuts (Loadshedding)
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0points
#158
We love seafood, we have Subway, and we can drive to Canada. We're also the BEST place for sunrise photography (not to brag), just not in winter. Last thing, everyone here is a huge football fanatic (the Patriots).
Final score:
0points
#159
Coca-Cola is not the most popular fizzy (soft) drink.
Final score:
0points
Caroline Sinclair 2 years ago
Misread the post. I should have said NOT ENOUGH COUNTRIES, unfortunately!
#160
We have a geographical border that looks like a mitten.
Healthcare system sucks.
VERY diverse citizens.
Gub'ment is shady af.
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0points
#161
Balut…
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0points
#162
Flags displayed everywhere, and not just country flags - flags displaying support for a certain, evil past-president. Like they should be proud of that support. SMH.
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0points
#163
Healthcare? Who's she?
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0points
#164
mc effin donalds
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0points
#165
Every county council sucks. Went to a zoo. Ate fish and chips.
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0points
#166
Sweden
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0points
#167
“There is nothing to complain about” is the best compliment you can ever get around here!
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0points
#168
YA LIKE GUNS?!?
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0points
#169
beer, winter, kwik trip, cheese, cows, cranberries, ginseng, lumber, lots of bars,
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0points
#170
no, there are no 400lb people with AR 15s at mcdonalds
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0points
#171
Mate😅
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0points
#172
I prefer my potato fries with vinegar or gravy
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0points
#173
Poor people are seen as second-class who aren't as deserving of proper healthcare and decent affordable housing, as well-off people.
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0points
#174
Beer, ice hockey, NOT in Russia!
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0points
#175
We built a ship that is only famous for immediately sinking with great loss of life. And everyone here is for some reason proud of that fact.
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0points
#176
Hang on- I gotta head over the my nearest McDonalds
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0points
#177
Our country is younger than the US and as old as the world. So many of our people have left that there are as many of us living outside the country as there are here in our country. And yet we treat immigrants here like garbage.
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0points
#178
I have visited 12 national parks and they were all within 8 hours of driving, and I took a car to all those parks.
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0points
#179
is it mackinac or mackinaw?
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0points
#180
We discovered half the world but as we can't stop arguing with our neighbours we have lost all.
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0points
#181
The land of idiots
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0points
#182
Home of diabetes
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0points
#185
Howdy, Folks!
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0points
#186
The only thing people think we do is host barbies and roast our neighbours across the ditch
We also say 'mate' more than Australians
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0points
#187
We almost won the 2018 Football world cup. Missed by (__) that much.......
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#188
Bad teeth, old buildings, an excess of gammon, pride in most things other civilised countries would be ashamed of, unapologetic, led by complete and utter donkeys...yeah not exactly hard, this one
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#189
open kleptocracy in any dictionary to see my ex pm
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#190
My area is famous for the biggest density of breweries world wide.
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#191
C R Y P T I D S
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#192
BUNNINGS WAREHOUSE
Lowest prices are just the beginning
(If you know what this is, I bet you just sung it inside your head)
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#193
Cuppa?
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#194
Daffodils, red dragon,male voice choirs, chapels.
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#195
we like guns and we love burgers and we bring guns to a paintball right
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#196
would you like tea and crumpets lad
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#197
We have tulips, dykes and God created us as a finishing touch.
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#198
Gonna have a SIESTA...
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#199
I woke up this morning to a venomous spider on the roof....lol
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#200
Pálinka, bears, dracula...
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#201
I'm always on time for work and when I'm free I drink beer and do my tax return
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#202
I am neutral towards this and everything else.
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#203
chewing gum is illegal.
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#204
It is a “fine” city
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#205
I need a visa from the neighboring courty to be able to visit my country and the place of my birth
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#206
Kehrwoch isch immer!
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#207
Almost everything started here thousands of years ago, then everybody else came to stay!
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#208
We dont have a windmill or tullips in every garden and we dont walk on wooden shoes all day
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#210
Dealing with many volcanos, earthquakes, and sinking capital
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#211
Hindu and Hindi
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#212
French fries aren't french, and also we have the best chocolate but people just don't know it
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#213
I will eat my yoghurt while nodding my head left-to-right in approval and top-to-bottom in disapproval. Cold Rakia in the fridge, soccer on the TV and swearing at politicians.
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#214
We have to endure stupid jokes of uneducated people about WWII...
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#215
Our unofficial national dish is the Kebab pizza and we eat cabbage as a side for every kind of pizza. Also, the world seems to think we are naked all the time, that's simply untrue, because for midsummer we wear flower crowns, duh!
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#216
"French fries" are not really from France, but from my country.
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#217
17 thousand islands
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#220
We stole the flag from Holland and removed the blue bit (to make us unique)
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#221
Always left off maps of the world! also a small but fat flightless bird
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#222
Everybody loves sweet-style Spaghetti with a lot of red hotdogs!
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#223
US is our p**n. The oldest officials at White House were from here, we helped electing Nixon and then bashed him (since he was ours) and Trump was our agent. US might have CIA, but we have the things that matter - the White House. We are also a model for your officials and even a cultural trend - VSCO girls (a cartoonish copy of our society in the 1940s-2000s) would be nothing without Mario Badescu. Also, you remember the sudden outburst of irrationality, rape, violence and anti-intellectualism that started in the 1990s and keeps growing? Thank to the steroids produced under our security supervision and brought by the suitcase, and whose traffic was tolerated by authorities. We also stopped robbing banks when we could seize entire economic factors, but we'll make sure you focus on the small crime and prejudices, so people like us will prosper.
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#224
We love sugar in our foods. Guns in many homes. Healthcare is crippling.
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#225
Everything here is the "biggest", "tallest", "gold-est" and "first" in the world ... apparently we now have a building that is "the most beautiful building on Earth" 😂 🙄
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#227
Terrified of getting shot while trying to pass English.
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#228
When people for this country go into a shop to buy something, they ask it as a gift; think they are the greatest soccer players, but struggle to go to world cups. They believe they have the second most beautiful national anthem (no idea when the contest was or who won 1st and 3rd place) , and their current president is a pork shaped puppet
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#229
When people for this country go into a shop to buy something, they ask it as a gift; think they are the greatest soccer players, but struggle to go to world cups. They believe they have the second most beautiful national anthem (no idea when the contest was or who won 1st and 3rd place) , and their current president is a pork shaped puppet
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#230
Sweet Tea, Peaches, Biscuits, and Simply Southern
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#231
I’m 5 feet tall
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#232
Never be given any credit for fighting in the world wars but get trodden over by Russia and Germany (pole)
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#233
If I have a heart attack, call an Uber to get me to the hospital because I am NOT paying $2,688 for a ride in the wee-yoo wagon.
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#234
It's pronounced Broo-SKAY-tah and it's not garlic bread. Also fettuccine Alfredo it's not from here :-)
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#236
almost everyone's obese
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#237
Over the last 5 years I've come to hate nearly half my country's population, thanks to their concerns over personal freedom over the health and well-being of the masses.
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#238
I'm a processing plant manager for a profitable biofuel company. I don't have health insurance. Nor dental. I'm a f****n mess, but they "appreciate" me...
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#239
no, my eyes are open. no, i'm not squinting. no, we do not eat our pets!!!!!!!! (like who even does that?)
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#240
You probably didn't have the time or energy to read this, but:
MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT IS TX ROADHOUSE
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#241
I walked an extra block to avoid an irate goose.
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#242
Alright, this is more "guess my state" than "guess my country": When someone threatened us if we didn't give them a cannon, we said "COME AND TAKE IT YOU PIECES OF SH*T!!!"
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#243
I'm fat and angry
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#244
Mabuhay!
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#246
Tēnā koe koutou
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#247
When the power comes back on,the water gets cut off and when the water comes back on, its dirty
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#248
I once saw a cheeseburger with nacho sauce, pizza toppings, and two beef patties and there drink was a reeeaalllyy big cup of mountain dew. Also, my dad cut his finger up real bad, should've got stitches, couldn't because it was too expensive and we wouldn't be able to pay our bills.
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#251
sheep
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Sega Saturn 2 years ago
Ah, yes it's Wales! Also know as Southern England. JUST KIDDING GUYS CHILL
#252
From SouthAmerica, but not from Paraguay
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#253
Every day i wake up and ride a kangaroo to school
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#254
All day drinking, free medical help and a government that likes to party
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#255
Bears is our favorite nation animal. Fermented potatoes is our go-to drinks. Common misconception of stereotypes is the name Boris.
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#256
Hobbits.
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#258
We call it soccer here.
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#259
We're the good guys. We're also the guys who will freeze your assets and let your people starve, but it's because we're the good guys protecting you from the bad guys.
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#262
I dont personally know someone who has had Covid-19... yet
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#266
We have trees poisonous enough to make you seriously ill, give you pain so bad that it can make some people suicidal,( the pain can last for months).
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#267
Used to be Ukraine
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#268
Pope Francis. And by the way, football is kind of a religion here.
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#269
Our country has always had two problems: roads and idiots... At least our ballet and our literature are worth admiring...
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#270
50% of this country is infested with racist, homophobic, Jesus-loving, uneducated, gun-toting hypocrites. Freedom!
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#271
Its cold and I dont like people.
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#272
Many think we are a big evil country but we haven’t really bombed anybody…
Have to use a vpn for Google or YouTube though ( somehow bp is exempt. Thank Karl Marx.)
We ride pandas to work.
You may think we eat Panda Express but we don’t. We do have a lot of McDonalds and Starbucks though.
Hotpot, dumplings.
My language is really old but many of us can read scripts thousands of years ago, at least some of it.
We don’t use cash or credit cards.
Some people think stuffs made in my country are cheap and low quality (partially true because we are the worlds factory).
We are not all communists but we don’t kill for beliefs, not any more.
My grandma believes in local mythology, my mother is a Buddhist, my father and my sister are communists but they both partially believe in Taoist. I dont believe in any religion or communism. Oh, I have a Christian aunt.
My people are becoming ignorant and arrogant, especially netizens.
That’s about it…
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#273
Would you like a cup of tea?
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#275
I'M WALKIN HERE
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#277
Nothing happened in Tiananmen square in 1989.
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#278
oooooh, some many things! I can ask a cop where the nearest brothel is whilst smoking a joint and they'll give directions. I'm never more than 500 meters from the nearest house or 20 kilometers from the nearest hospital. Most conservatives are still in favour of affordable healthcare, education, accessible abortions, euthanasia and same sex marriage. Most foreigners think that's because of tolerance eventhough it's really just apathy. Riding a bicycle is a cheap mode of transport, not a hobby. Some people live below sea level and pay exhorbitant amounts of money for it, eventhough houses are half as expensive just 30 minutes away. We're one of the largest exporter of agricultural products, eventhough we're the second most densely populated and one of the tiniest countries. We complain about everything but don't do anything about it. We're always ready to point the finger at all that's wrong with the world and have not a single ounce of self reflection. Oh, and hardly anybody wears cloggs or lives in a windmill.
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#280
Where everyone is polite and most folks own at least one gun😌 I think y'all will get ir
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#281
Whenever s/thing is incomprehensible to the english speaking world, it'us to them ;-)
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#282
Thirty five cities named Liberty. A lady named Liberty. But it is only liberty if I don,t have to work for it
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#283
More thAN 29 languages are spoken in our country. And we live in a tropical country.
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#284
I say put you hands up and fire my gun but the crowd joins okay
sing to the tune of party in the USA
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#285
This land is stolen land this land was stolen by white men, from eathquakes to the hurricanes, from the burned out forest to the oil filled waters, this country was made for whiiiitte meeen
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MyOpinionHasBeenServed 2 years ago (edited)
This could be USA just going by earthquake rockin west coast and hurricane hammered east coast, and all the forest waters and oil spills off the coast. The only other one I can guess would be Australia. But I couldn't read this without singing the tune.
What do you think ?
GenericPanda09 2 years ago
This morning I had a breakfast of bacon, sausages, mushrooms, black pudding, fried bread, tomatoes, fried egg, and baked beans. With a mug of tea.
Bored Seb 2 years ago
The cup of tea sold it. Before that, I wasn't sure between UK an Ireland. But you said tea, not guiness, so...
Load More Replies... weatherwitch 2 years ago
Curiously several of the ones apparently for the UK don't seem to be By someone in the UK. They asked for people to tell you you're from your country etc but these are bizarre stereotypes and some I can't even work out within it 🤷♀️
Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 2 years ago
I noticed the same thing. Might be the TV Stereotype Effect?
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Ella The Book Monster 2 years ago (edited)
Our country’s flag in every classroom and we say the pledge everyday (🙄)
Hanna Johansson 2 years ago
If we try to smalltalk with someone they would be uncomfortable and question if they are crazy.
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
We no longer have thylacines, lots of our devils have face cancer and another native species has chlamydia. Plus we eat the animals from our coat of arms.
GenericPanda09 2 years ago
This morning I had a breakfast of bacon, sausages, mushrooms, black pudding, fried bread, tomatoes, fried egg, and baked beans. With a mug of tea.
Bored Seb 2 years ago
The cup of tea sold it. Before that, I wasn't sure between UK an Ireland. But you said tea, not guiness, so...
Load More Replies... weatherwitch 2 years ago
Curiously several of the ones apparently for the UK don't seem to be By someone in the UK. They asked for people to tell you you're from your country etc but these are bizarre stereotypes and some I can't even work out within it 🤷♀️
Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 2 years ago
I noticed the same thing. Might be the TV Stereotype Effect?
Load More Replies... Ella The Book Monster 2 years ago (edited)
Our country’s flag in every classroom and we say the pledge everyday (🙄)
Hanna Johansson 2 years ago
If we try to smalltalk with someone they would be uncomfortable and question if they are crazy.
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
We no longer have thylacines, lots of our devils have face cancer and another native species has chlamydia. Plus we eat the animals from our coat of arms.
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