Join the Fun!

Final score:

145points

-

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BORKADYMUSIC 2 years ago

I’ve been asked if I’m Canadian because I apologize too much haha, so Canada???

30points

#2

A robber walks into a convenient store but before he pulls out his gun everyone else in the store pulls out their guns first.

Final score:

87points

Himiko

POST

BORKADYMUSIC 2 years ago

The US, right? :(

39points

#3

Yesterday I made friends with a large venomous spider. Today I made friends with a small venomous spider. Tomorrow I’m going to find spiders everywhere, and buff kangaroos

Final score:

82points

Firefly1617

POST

BORKADYMUSIC 2 years ago

Australia? :D

37points

#4

Always mistaken with the country where kangaroos live

Final score:

70points

eve

POST

Buzzy Boi 2 years ago

Austria

36points

#5

No, I'm not hungry. No, you're not the first to think of that brilliant joke.

Final score:

63points

Lousha

POST

Troux 2 years ago

Funny enough, Turkey is currently undergoing a rebranding to be called Türkiye (native tongue pronunciation) to avoid being associated with the bird. This is becoming a trend more and more (Myanmar, Eswatini, etc.) so maybe it's time to become Magyarország so you're no longer haunted by the terrible jokes!

6points

#6

I don't work in IT, elephants after not my ride, snakes don't dance on the roads, my city is Silicon Valley 2, most of us speak 4-5 native languages and English is our main language in school and college. To the surprise of many outsiders, our English and grammar is excellent.

Final score:

57points

Meghna Mohan

POST

DUN DUN 2 years ago

🎶Hum Hindustani🎶

10points

#7

Hi! Welcome to your average restaurant! Would you like a large, an extra large, or an EXTRA large?

Happi doggi (all pronouns)

Final score:

49points

POST

Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 2 years ago (edited)

100% US. We like our restaurant food just like our people....way bigger than necessary.

22points

#8

bo’le o’ wo’ah
is chewsday innit
tea
lots of pubs
tea

Final score:

46points

Miss Marmite

POST

weatherwitch 2 years ago (edited)

I think this is meant to be Britain by someone who's not British?! What on Earth is the first thing here?? And Where's the fish and chips without we can't survive?? 🤣

27points

#9

We're an American excuse to get very drunk once a year

Final score:

44points

oisin lambert

POST

Jill Holmes 2 years ago

Ireland!

26points

#10

I don't associate with my northern neighbor. Also we don't eat cats as often as you'd think.

Final score:

41points

a worm

POST

Ozacoter 2 years ago

South Korea. I am sorry that you have such a bad neighbor

30points

#11

The country where everyone thinks we sit on the couch in lederhosen all day long on some mountain, get paid for doing nothing, eat sauerkraut and yodel on our cuckoo clocks.

Final score:

37points

Jubum

POST

Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 2 years ago (edited)

Wait...are you saying that y'all DON'T? Ach du meine Güte!

13points

#12

We invented legos, constantly mistaken for our neighbours, love our bikes, and most of us is just as depressed as our weather.

Final score:

36points

HB

POST

Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 2 years ago

On behalf of parents everywhere who have twisted their ankles in the dark on legos left on the floor by their spoiled children, just know that I'm looking at your people sternly and with my brows deeply furrowed.

13points

#13

Land of the mighty "T's": Tequila, Tacos and Tamales 😁👌

Final score:

35points

Paola Martz

POST

fandomprincess (any pronouns) 2 years ago

Mexicooooo

18points

#14

Proper (pre-covid) social distancing between strangers waiting in bus stops is five meters, but in sauna hips must touch.

Final score:

34points

jammer

POST

Happi doggi (all pronouns) 2 years ago

Finland?

27points

#15

“No it is not advised to take pictures with the buffaloes, yes they will kill you if you want a selfie, no I am not trying to take away your experience for this trip” common phrases where I live

Final score:

31points

Chin-sun Ming

POST

GSMountainWolf 2 years ago

Yellowstone, USA. Has many buffalo

4points

#16

I can speak waray waray and tagalog.

Final score:

28points

Random_player

POST

Ozacoter 2 years ago

Philippines!

19points

#17

Recipe for disaster,
1 cup of depression.
10 tablespoons of homophobia.
1/8 teaspoon of happiness.
1 pound of racism.
2 cups of debt.
2 pounds of inequality.
4 tablespoons of homelessness.
A pinch of excitement.
5 1/2 cups of guns.
4 cups of abandonment.
5 tablespoons of suicide.
7 pounds of unfair health insurance.
And for a garnish, police brutality.
Mix that all up and you get my country.
Sorry for making it so dark, but it is where I live.

Final score:

27points

Sequoia door.

POST

Ozacoter 2 years ago

Planet Earth!

30points

#18

We have coffeeshops all over the country where nobody orders coffee.

Final score:

27points

Oerff On Tour

POST

B.k 2 years ago

The Netherlands ........

12points

#19

We have thousands of curries, not just one. We don't ride elephants. And no we don't do the rope tricks. There's much more than just slums in our country.

Final score:

26points

Ko Ka

POST

Mistralok 2 years ago

India, and remember to thank the Americas for those chilis.

5points

#20

Go 3 miles and turn left at the 2nd McDonalds. Walmart will be on your right.

Final score:

25points

oldsbone

POST

Georgia Hebert 2 years ago

Everywhere in the USA?

20points

#21

A police car changed to the right lane when the cops saw me getting nearer in the rear mirror with around 240 on my speedo and let me overtook without any consequences

i love it :)

Final score:

24points

Lord Nibbler

POST

Jill Holmes 2 years ago

Germany

14points

#22

Had an 8 k bill for er visit that lasted 3 hours and got no medication

Final score:

24points

Monica Michelle

POST

Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 2 years ago (edited)

Clearly the US--although that 3 hour wait feels unusually brief for American ER visits. ...

16points

#23

Eh?

Final score:

23points

White Paper Tsuru

POST

Buzzy Boi 2 years ago

Lemme guess, you like lacrosse and hockey

14points

#24

Wait, other countries have the internet?

Final score:

23points

Lucus Adams

POST

Ryan Deschanel 2 years ago

USA! USA! USA!

26points

#25

Every time I tell somebody where I live they asked why I'm not black. Or if we have technology. Or the most common if I live with lions.

Final score:

20points

TheSilentEngineer

POST

Catarina 2 years ago

South África

12points

#26

I'm sorry

Final score:

18points

Terilee Bruyere

POST

fandomprincess (any pronouns) 2 years ago

Canada!

8points

#27

*HONK* *HONK * *HISSSS HISSSSSSSS* *HONK* HONK* zzzzzzzzzzz *SMACK* zzzzzzzzzz*SMACK* SMACK *

Final score:

18points

MyOpinionHasBeenServed

POST

MyOpinionHasBeenServed (Submission author) 2 years ago

Honks and hisses are geese. The zzzz are mosquitoes and they're getting smacked.

11points

#28

Fancy a brew?

Final score:

17points

Nathaniel

POST

Spikey boi 2 years ago

UK!

7points

#29

Queen for 50 years and a mermaid in the harbour...

Final score:

17points

LEGOPernille

POST

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 2 years ago

Denmark

14points

#30

Growing up, I had a geyser in my front yard and a glacier in the back yard and a ton of sheep wandering the pasture between.

Rannveig Ess (don't / care)

Final score:

17points

POST

Lenka Čábalová 2 years ago

Iceland?

8points

#31

Beer and depression

Final score:

16points

Titas Burinskas

POST

Buzzy Boi 2 years ago

FLORIDA

19points

#32

A lot of strikes, and haute couture.

Final score:

15points

Aud Wey

POST

ZAPanda 2 years ago

vive la france

9points

#33

School system is broken, government is broken, economy is broken, HELP I WANNA GET OUT

Final score:

14points

BORKADYMUSIC

POST

Rosalind 2 years ago

everywhere?

32points

#34

Wiedźmin 😎

Final score:

13points

Aga Ch

POST

ZAPanda 2 years ago

Polska?

8points

#35

We regularly get left off world maps even though our land area is larger than the UK.

Final score:

13points

Rachel Ainsworth

POST

Bacony Cakes 2 years ago

New Zealand.

9points

#36

I would like to apologize to the rest of the world for 2016-2020.

Final score:

13points

Jerry Mathers

POST

Amelia Williams 2 years ago

USA USA USA WE ALL HATE OUR OWN COUNTRY TOO ITS OK

6points

#37

With my wooden shoes I used to go to the windmill to get tulips and cheese but nowadays I just smoke loads of weed 😉

Final score:

13points

Cecile Visscher

POST

Lee 2 years ago

The Netherlands

8points

#38

The part of the world that overdosed on freedom

Final score:

12points

Spikey boi

POST

chippi girish 2 years ago

America

6points

#39

I once saw a gun store next to a chuck-e-cheese
WhAt. pEoPLe ThInK

Final score:

12points

Cha Cha slide

POST

Aisling Raye 2 years ago

I feel like all the USA contributions I have seen on this list so far are from Texas, Florida, Louisiana (bc I saw Mardi Gras mentioned) or just the south in general.

5points

#40

YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!

Final score:

11points

Thorfin Wolfsbane

POST

chippi girish 2 years ago

Texas

7points

#41

Yes, we put mayo on our fries. And stop calling ‘em French fries. Ain’t nothing French about ‘em. Just a couple of American WW soldiers eating fries while hearing someone speak French and thinking they were in France. They weren’t.

Final score:

11points

BP

POST

Freya the Wanderer 2 years ago

Sounds like Belgium

8points

#42

Fish and chips

Final score:

10points

KitFrey

POST

eve 2 years ago

UK

6points

#43

Yorkshire puds, shepherds pie, brolly, cuppa, corgis, fry’s chocolate… need I go on?

Final score:

10points

Jackie Warner

POST

Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 2 years ago

You had me at Yorkshire Pudding...then lost me at Shepherd's Pie....but then I rallied again for the Corgis.

10points

#44

I have 30,000$ in student debt and own several assault rifles

Final score:

10points

Monosyllabicgirl

POST

TKA 2 years ago

US

6points

#45

It nearly always rains here! 😂 We’re a country that gets forgotten about a lot but we have a really cool flag!

Final score:

8points

Goth Mouse (he/they)

POST

Troux 2 years ago

Wales?

16points

#46

We're told to take an uber instead of an ambulance cuz it's cheaper.

Final score:

8points

Samantha Rae

POST

ZAPanda 2 years ago

Same here in ZA to be honest. It's like 10x cheaper.

1point

#47

When you go to another country, you get laughed at because of your president

Final score:

8points

Toni Kay

POST

Micah Chips 2 years ago

I would say USA cause we've had some pretty weird ones but i'm not sure.

5points

#48

We Stare. Better behave.

Final score:

7points

Denise Bella

POST

Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 2 years ago

Wherever it is, my Gran came from there.

17points

#49

My people act like if it was the end of the world when a train leaves one minute too late.

Final score:

7points

Simon Hirschhofer

POST

Happi doggi (all pronouns) 2 years ago

Japan?

10points

#50

Americans are convinced we have the most disgusting bogan accent to exist. Like 92% of us don't have the goddamn accent and we aren't upsidedown you are >:(

Final score:

7points

Ash

POST

Ryan Deschanel 2 years ago

Australia.

8points

#51

As of today, we now have assault weapons designed for pre-teen children. Its called a JR-15 instead of AR-15.

Final score:

7points

Two_rolling_black_eyes

POST

ZAPanda 2 years ago

amurka.

1point

#52

cheese
cows
watches
chocolate
4 official languages
and a flag that looks like the red cross

Final score:

7points

-Insert-name-

POST

Angelar 2 years ago

Grüezi!

4points

#53

Dinner is two different meals depending on whether you live in the north or south.

Final score:

6points

Tiny Dynamine

POST

Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 2 years ago

Now...are we talking dinner proper, or tea?

4points

#54

Sorry sorry hockey maple eh?

Final score:

6points

fandomprincess

POST

ZAPanda 2 years ago

canada

4points

#55

I'm not Russian. I can't even write in Cyrillic. Also, if you go to pride to shout homophobic slurs and beat up some gays you might get praised by a bishop. Oh, and our flag is opposite of Monaco's

Final score:

6points

Sammy125

POST

Alexis Croft 2 years ago

Poland

7points

#56

Well today I slipped on while skating. I was driving my Toyota to a brothers birthday party at ice skating rink(where I slipped). When he opened his present he got a hockey stick, a bunch of maple syrup, and a hockey jersey. He was so happy. Then he bumped into the door and apologized to it…

Final score:

6points

Quinn

POST

Njushka 2 years ago

I'm serbian who grew up in canada so when inanimate object collides with me, I yell at it, hit it some more, and then apologize. Point being, we can all use a little more canada in us 😆

8points

#57

We make Gouda cheese

Final score:

6points

Roxan Haandrikman

POST

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ 2 years ago

ZE NETHERLANDS

4points

#58

Fush in Chups, cuzzie.

Final score:

5points

april jenkins

POST

Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 2 years ago (edited)

The "Fush and Chups" part sounds West End English. Do you get your meat from the bAHtcher?

2points

#59

I love taking naps. I get irrationally ofended when people prepare certain rice dish in a wrong way.

Final score:

5points

Ozacoter

POST

Miguel Figueroa Pagán 2 years ago

¿España?

6points

#60

Timmies.

Final score:

5points

Luna Lovegood

POST

fandomprincess (any pronouns) 2 years ago

CANADA!!!

5points

#61

Budapest is not the capital of my country and we still have wild brown bears and wild wolves...

Final score:

5points

Oana Alexandra Niculcea

POST

Gaby Almodovar 2 years ago

Romania

3points

#62

Haggis

Final score:

5points

Claire Noakes

POST

Sarah R. 2 years ago

Scotland?

5points

#63

I've been trying to reach you for your car's extended warranty.

Final score:

5points

Vaibhavi Singh

POST

Suhaira tasni 2 years ago

This is sus

3points

#64

I like football and hockey, and I love McDonald’s and sonic

Final score:

4points

Buzzy Boi

POST

Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 2 years ago (edited)

Ahhh, yes. 13-Year-Old-Pubescent-Boyland. .....or "13YOPB" on the smaller world maps.

4points

#65

Saudi Prince's often come here for hunting Endangered and rare birds.

Final score:

4points

revealer

POST

Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 2 years ago (edited)

Pakistan? That's where all the Saudi princes I'm friends with (no, I'm not really friends with any) go to hunt.

4points

#66

Mass shootings.

Final score:

4points

Klaatu Verrata (Cough)

POST

Alexis Croft 2 years ago

USA

8points

#67

Dialysis bills my insurance for $35K PER treatment. That's 3 times a week. Over $1MM/year.

Final score:

4points

Bettie-Jean Neal

POST

Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 2 years ago (edited)

This just makes me so sad. My gran died because she finally tired of dialysis. I know I'll need it soon. As if having to pay $700 a month for healthcare premiums ALONE (not to mention deductibles, co-pays, medications, etc) isn't bad enough. When people in our country act like socialized healthcare is a "fate worse than death", I often wonder how they'd feel if they got so severely sick that they had to choose between treatment and all of their many possessions--because that's essentially what American health care forces you to do. More than a few patients have become homeless having to pay for medical care they needed.

5points

#68

Not saying this is a good thing, but I won my first turkey shoot (everyone shoots at targets and the best shot wins a frozen turkey) when I was shorter than the shotgun.

Final score:

4points

Random Okapi

POST

ZAPanda 2 years ago

only usa has turkey shoots so...

1point

#69

We hate the English

Final score:

4points

Teddy

POST

Guy MacGregor 2 years ago

Do you have any idea how little it narrows the list? Could be the French, the Scots, the Irish or any country from half the commonwealth :´)

17points

#70

Labas, cepelinai.

Final score:

4points

Angry little sheep

POST

Hańka 2 years ago

Lithuania?

3points

#71

Chocolate, waffles, fries..... and way too much governments.

Final score:

4points

Tarcandor

POST

Lucus Adams 2 years ago

BELGIUM

5points

#72

Cheeky Nando's

Final score:

4points

WinterBlossom

POST

ZAPanda 2 years ago

uk, but BY THE WAY NANDOS STARTED IN SOUTH AFRICA SO THERE.

3points

#73

We are loud and always happy, or so we are seen by turists
In reality we are all stressed as f**k and can barely afford to live on our own...

We have the most iconic country tho, with good food, awesome fashion and great history

Final score:

4points

QuokkaVibes

POST

ZAPanda 2 years ago

italy?

2points

#74

Cats.

Final score:

4points

Dora But Not Explorer

POST

Miss Frankfurter 2 years ago

Or Greece.

1point

#75

We have words that are about ten or more syllables long.

Final score:

4points

Denise Melek

POST

Rose Romano 2 years ago

Germany. I love those long German words.

4points

#76

Tesla.

Final score:

4points

Ana Klekijeva

POST

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ 2 years ago

Serbian. Nikola tesla was Serbian

6points

#77

I'm waiting at a red pedestrian light on an intersection at midnight. I look down all the intersecting roads and don't see a single vehicle anywhere. I look back at the pedestrian light. It's still red. I wait.

Final score:

4points

Alexej Dvorak

POST

Lady Bookish 2 years ago

Go Germany (on the green light)!

7points

#78

If you disagree with me saying we have the nicest cheeses, breads and wines … I will go on strike !

Final score:

4points

Fourchette

POST

Andrea Andersson 2 years ago

France

5points

#79

Crikey this list was written by a bunch of drongos

Final score:

4points

Unwelcomed Guest

POST

Huddo's sister 2 years ago (edited)

Australia! Don't think I have actually heard anyone say drongo in real life though :)

2points

#80

the morning Chai, then more chai then one more chai... Chai chai chai... It goes on... 😀
(tea=chai)

Final score:

3points

J T

POST

DUN DUN 2 years ago

Chai>>>>>>>> . Always.

2points

#81

guns, beer, and the Superbowl parties

Final score:

3points

Elizabeth Sundby

POST

Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 2 years ago

You could have stopped at "guns". 😅

8points

#82

Pour language is more than a traditional bread and a pastry. Most natives are very Bad at languages and Breaking Bad would've ended with a simple card.

Final score:

3points

Call Me Tsuyu

POST

Hannah Edwards 2 years ago

Denmark?

0points

#83

I set out to do some of the GOOD things about my country... turns out it's pretty hard.
Guns, drugs, alcohol and hatred... you should be able to get it from that, sadly.

Final score:

3points

Nagito Komaeda

POST

ZAPanda 2 years ago

hm. We have a similar thing here. So could be a number of places.

0points

#84

Rain....

Final score:

3points

Miichi

POST

fandomprincess (any pronouns) 2 years ago

Lol my first thought was Vancouver BC, we don't call it the wet coast for nothing!

4points

#85

everyone is horizontally tall

Final score:

3points

e3ega44u64u7ytuyt

POST

Hannah Edwards 2 years ago

USA?

1point

#86

A store in my city that sells every major food group:
Fries, Burgers, Soda, and more!

Final score:

3points

CATMONSTER2018

POST

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ 2 years ago

THE US BECAUSE FLORIDA SELLS ALL OF THESE

1point

#87

I have to speak a minimum of 3 languages just to be able to talk to anyone.

Final score:

3points

Leslie

POST

Ozacoter 2 years ago

Belgium?

5points

#88

in the summer you never know what time it is.

Final score:

3points

Mummu Morbidia

POST

Guy MacGregor 2 years ago

Sweden?

2points

#89

Would you like some kielbasa?

Final score:

3points

Mr. P.

POST

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ 2 years ago

Polska!

5points

#90

Went to the pharmacy to go grab a cake, some snacks, a card, and a balloon for someone’s birthday. Passed by a few gun stores on my way home.

Final score:

3points

CherryPlays

POST

Chevy-man 2 years ago

USA

2points

#91

Tell Me You’re From Your Country Without Telling Me You’re From Your Country: (Pulls up to McDonald’s drive thru) “Hi can I order a triple quarter pounder with everything on it and a side of large fries?

Final score:

3points

DorkLimester6000

POST

Boudewijn van der Mik 2 years ago

He forgot the Cola LIGHT

2points

#92

Some of the most significant products of People born in this country include James Watt's steam engine,the bicycle, macadamisation, Alexander Graham Bell's invention of the first practical telephone, John Logie Baird's invention of television and Sir Alexander Fleming
best known for discovering the world's first broadly effective antibiotic substance, which he named penicillin.

Final score:

3points

Annette Stroups

POST

Mummu Morbidia 2 years ago

Scotland

3points

#93

TW for colonialism.

We get get mistaken for the country that we used to be a region of until 1947.

Final score:

3points

Sarah

POST

Chinmayee Kalghatgi 2 years ago

Pakistan? in that case then how is everything going?

2points

#94

Nessie, tartan, hills

Final score:

3points

malenchki

POST

Miss Frankfurter 2 years ago

Scotland

1point

#95

4 seasons in a day, and this can happen in January or June

Final score:

2points

albernistuff 4sale

POST

Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 2 years ago

Minnesota. 😆 Oh, sorry. Country. Canada.

6points

#96

Can you pay me those 50 cents back please?

Final score:

2points

Stella Duson

POST

MyOpinionHasBeenServed 2 years ago

Canada. In the parts where tipping is optional.

2points

#97

Sometimes I don't know if the loud bang I just heard was a gunshot or some idiot setting off a firework. Depends on the place and time of day which one is more likely, but who knows. It doesn't even really faze me that much, I just move away from the windows to be safe.

Final score:

2points

Duck's Shredder

POST

Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 2 years ago (edited)

Also the US. I have small scaredy dogs so I abhor the fireworks as much as the gun obsession.

4points

#98

I was late in college because the bus drivers were on strike again... But both are for free.

Final score:

2points

Ryan Deschanel

POST

Mistralok 2 years ago

France. I was coming home from spending the day at Cassis. A trucker's strike completely closed the road. I spent much of the day in the fields picking fresh herbs.

2points

#99

Its all made in china and the peeps vote for an ompa loompa

Final score:

2points

Mr.Knaps (He/Him)

POST

TKA 2 years ago

Doopity do, I live in America, and so do you!

2points

#100

11 official languages. 9 provinces. One of the top 3 strongest economies on the continent. 100% freedom of religion. Gay marriages since 2007. Highest buildings on the continent and richest square mile on the continent. Many tourist attractions. Worst Gini Coefficient on earth (greatest inequality).

Final score:

2points

ZAPanda

POST

Hańka 2 years ago

South Africa

2points

#101

Happiness is not having to smile at people.

Final score:

2points

Remi (He/Him)

POST

Bacony Cakes 2 years ago

Finland.

6points

#102

I have not done military service, never paid for my child’s birth and my capital has about a million people as inhabitants, but we are not famous for banking

Final score:

2points

Josef Tingbratt

POST

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ 2 years ago

NORWAY

1point

#103

Country is easy as all I have to mention is that we kicked an angry orange out of power last year. Specific part of that country - if we were our own country we’d be the 5th largest economy in the world. We like strawberries, tech and nuclear weapons. We produce more agricultural products than any other part of the country. More people live here than in Canada. We have a bridge that is a different color than its name suggests. You can start your day snowboarding in our mountains, do motocross in the desert at lunch, and end the day surfing at the beach if you really wanted to. (oh and blah blah blah stuff like movies, television, celebrities and crap like that) I may hate my country as a whole, but tbh I actually love the part I live in.

Final score:

2points

Aisling Raye

POST

Zophra 2 years ago

CA - I feel this way about NJ although everyone makes horrible jokes about it. :)

2points

#104

we have cheeseburgers, guns, and stupid people here.

Final score:

2points

𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚘𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚞𝚖 !

POST

Kathy Puls 2 years ago

I am so embarrassed to be an American. When I travel out of the country I try so hard not to stand out as the stupid American.

2points

#105

Top O' the mornin' to ye!

Final score:

2points

IlovemydogShilo

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User# 6 2 years ago

You live in an Irish theme pub?

0points

#106

1776

Final score:

2points

Flare

POST

Hannah Edwards 2 years ago

America. Date of the Declaration of Independence!

0points

#107

You can lose your life savings if you get sick.

Final score:

2points

Kirsten Buchholz

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Lxvi_XD 2 years ago

USA?

0points

#108

Land of the best singers and of course the best Flag of all.

Final score:

2points

SarahFenola

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Eithne Griffiths 2 years ago

Wales,of course.

0points

#109

Aloha!

Final score:

2points

Kona Pake

POST

Suhaira tasni 2 years ago

Hawaii? :D

1point

#110

Basically we told the sea to FF off, because we live here now!

Final score:

2points

DaVo

POST

#111

Half our citizens will tell you that we have the best country in the world,, we invented everything you have in your country. We are the only country where you can be free. All the wars are us just helping the poor ignorant masses. And the other half of the country Are just sitting at a counter with our head in our hands wondering where our school tax went

Final score:

2points

Donna Rakowiecki

POST

Damitria 2 years ago

Sounds like USA

0points

#112

We hate everyone who isn't the patriarchy but claim to be equal to everyone!

Final score:

1point

rawr.

POST

Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 2 years ago

This has to be the US also. Or Goldman Sachs. Could also be Goldman Sachs.

1point

#113

We are so honest, free and open that we offend everyone who gets near our arrogant selves.
oh yeah, and we've stolen everything we claim as our own. Even our Tulips.

Final score:

1point

Luca Giordano

POST

Ozacoter 2 years ago

Dutch people are not more honest but many are rude in the way they speak. Saying "you look fat" is not honest, just rude. I have met many dutch and some were wonderful and some not but they werent more honest than others. Its just a myth.

3points

#114

Great White North

Final score:

1point

Red Ruffensor

POST

#115

Me: “WHERE THE FRIG IS ME FISH N CHIPS?”
Mum: “NAH I TOLD YA INNIT, WE’RE ‘AVING CURRY NOW!”
Me: “… a’ight, bet.”

Final score:

1point

Sweetie Cake️‍

POST

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ 2 years ago

THE UK

3points

#116

*goes to bus stop* *another person there* *goes back home*

Final score:

1point

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ

POST

Thanée Bothe 2 years ago

Finnland?

1point

#117

It is very obvious:

A magpie robin sits on a water lily enjoying a piece of Jackfruit.

Final score:

1point

Fabulous Pigeon

POST

#118

Lego, Beer and Bacon

Final score:

1point

Danish Dynomummy

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ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ 2 years ago

Denmark

3points

#119

My bread tastes like cake, and the steering wheel is on the left :)

Final score:

1point

ChickenNugget

POST

Huddo's sister 2 years ago

USA

1point

#120

We think the Superbowl is something everyone is interested in

Final score:

1point

Dumbledore Out

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Mummu Morbidia 2 years ago

America

0points

#121

I just got my hospital bill for staying overnight in the E.R. With chest pain. My part, $32,000 and some change.

Final score:

1point

Trish Smith

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Mummu Morbidia 2 years ago

Good gracious, America

1point

#122

Jo mei, wos soi i dazua sogn.
Wahrscheinlich nix, is eh gscheida, sunst vasteht me kana.

Final score:

1point

Iapetos

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User# 6 2 years ago

Bavaria?

0points

#123

Cheese, clogs, tullips, windmills (old and new) I live about 5 meters below sealevel. (with dikes of course)

Final score:

1point

Antonia

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ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ 2 years ago

I KNOW THIS! I KNOW THIS IT'S ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE!

1point

#124

Nooo mummy i'm sorry i got A- please don't hit me with the chappel

Final score:

1point

WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNO

POST

Chinmayee Kalghatgi 2 years ago

the chappal is the scariest experience besides grandma asking for your exam results

1point

#125

You can nearly die,and won't be charged anything

Final score:

1point

Rachel W B

POST

#126

G'day mate, I better go ride my kangaroo to school where we learn to photoshop so our photos don't look upside down

Final score:

1point

Lilly_Carrots

POST

Damitria 2 years ago

Australia

0points

#127

Tech support scams, roti, strict as heck parents, spice ass food

Final score:

1point

Brihat A.

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The Cute Cat 2 years ago

This one easy.. India.. Or Pakistan.. The both similar for me in many ways..

1point

#128

You can describe every single feeling you have with one word: KURWA.

Final score:

1point

Margerita Wargola

POST

Pa4040 2 years ago

Poland

1point

#129

No, i won't serve you cappuccino with your lunch, sir.

Final score:

1point

Giamaica

POST

Kaisa 2 years ago

Italy?

0points

#130

I add way too many spices in things and people always ask me if I can speak English.

Final score:

1point

Pumpkin Spice

POST

Doggo bunno 2 years ago

Korea?

2points

#131

Both the pacific and the atlantic are rechable and visible on the same day. There's even many spots from where you can see both. Also, putting your car on a given location to remain iddle, and hang out with your friends is the same. Last but not least, your grandpa provides the rum, and excels at it

Final score:

1point

Manu

POST

Pa4040 2 years ago

Panama?

1point

#132

We avoid lengthy trials by blaming animals for hits on famous people. Last century, our prime minster vanished. Our whole country accepted the explanation that a shark did it. Then a famous conservationist was murdered. They told us a sting ray did it. We said, ‘ok.’

Final score:

1point

renee brack

POST

Natalia Linnik 2 years ago

Australia?

1point

#133

Putting cream in carbonara is a punishable offense.

Final score:

1point

Daniela Rossetti

POST

User# 6 2 years ago

Must be Italy :D

1point

#134

¡OLE!

Final score:

1point

Ines Olabarria-Smith

POST

Fernanda Gastellu 2 years ago

Spain!

1point

#135

Opaaaaa!!!!

Final score:

1point

Natassa Anagnostopoulou

POST

Natalia Linnik 2 years ago

Greece?

0points

#136

I walked an extra block to avoid an irate goose.

Final score:

1point

Mik

POST

Natalia Linnik 2 years ago

Canada?

1point

#137

No, I don’t live in an igloo!

Final score:

1point

FlatRapids Pixie

POST

Natalia Linnik 2 years ago

Iceland?

0points

#138

Letter Ř

Final score:

1point

Lara Verne

POST

Natalia Linnik 2 years ago

Czech Republic?

3points

#139

I don't break spaghetti in half before cooking them

Final score:

1point

Magazine

POST

User# 6 2 years ago

OK, so, you're in the civilized world. Now narrow it down a bit...

1point

#140

coffee (not america)

Final score:

1point

Noah Heinz

POST

Tobiasz Blaszczynski 2 years ago

Italy maybe

0points

#141

At least one person in my family is named John, George, Demetri, Kosta, Chris, Eleni, or Maria.

Final score:

1point

Accidental Genius

POST

User# 6 2 years ago

Greece?

1point

#142

When something bad happens to the economy we blame one political party when it's both.

Final score:

1point

I forgot

POST

#143

G’day mate

Final score:

1point

Umi chan

POST

Sinkingfromreality 2 years ago

Australia

1point

#144

I FROM WHERE THE PANDAS ARE

Final score:

1point

FanOfWeird

POST

User# 6 2 years ago

Peoples republic of China?

1point

#145

I live in a place where there is multiple fast food restaurants, car washes, and gas stations on every corner. And there is another gas station of a competitor company right next to that gas station. We fly lots of flags and some more controversial then others. We also have very large food portions and ice in drinks. Inclement weather(depending on where you are), traffic, overpriced heath care, and politics are a problem here.

Final score:

1point

A Thousand Years Wide

POST

#146

G'DAY MATE 'BOUT TO PUT SOME SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE THEN RIDE MAH KANGAROO
LOOK OUT FOR THAT REDBACK IN THE TOILET MATE, THAT'D F**K YA UP REAL GOOD

Final score:

1point

Frogi

POST

Tobiasz Blaszczynski 2 years ago

Aussie Aussie Aussie oy oy oy

1point

#147

Large military, guns, lots of different types of landscape

Final score:

1point

Isaac7lego🇺🇸

POST

#148

Cheese!

Final score:

0points

Bored Seb

POST

Mistralok 2 years ago

Pretty much anywhere with milk actually.

4points

#149

guns and mcdonalds and the occasional incest baby

Final score:

0points

Lil Neeagor

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doglovercomedianlibra 2 years ago

USA. Coulda stopped at guns! 😂

2points

#150

If I got even moderately injured at my high-risk job, it would ruin my life.

Final score:

0points

tiktokism

POST

Elliot Fowler 2 years ago

USA

0points

#151

We’re legally allowed to marry out first cousins. And the schools don’t care at all lmao

Final score:

0points

Non~Existent Sweet Tea

POST

Non~Existent Sweet Tea (Submission author) 2 years ago

Alabama, actually lmfao

0points

#152

Lifted trucks and bud light

Final score:

0points

Chevy-man

POST

ZAPanda 2 years ago

usa

1point

#153

If anyone else thinks that "popty ping" is a real term rather than what the locals use to have a lol down the pub, I don't know what to say. It's microdon.

Final score:

0points

Kira Okah

POST

Eithne Griffiths 2 years ago

Wales.

0points

#154

"Yeah,nah.."

Final score:

0points

Enceladus

POST

Huddo's sister 2 years ago

Nah, yeah, Australia!

0points

#155

Health “care”

Final score:

0points

A Strike

POST

Natalia Linnik 2 years ago

USA

1point

#156

We have scheduled power cuts (Loadshedding)

Final score:

0points

Mandy Flowers

POST

Hannah Edwards 2 years ago

South Africa?

1point

#157

"Please drive safely, there are no hospitals nearby"

Final score:

0points

onivdsrapowijap

POST

Pa4040 2 years ago

Could be any country really. First central Russia comes to thought, but then also half of Afrika?

1point

#158

We love seafood, we have Subway, and we can drive to Canada. We're also the BEST place for sunrise photography (not to brag), just not in winter. Last thing, everyone here is a huge football fanatic (the Patriots).

Final score:

0points

The Doors #1 Fan

POST

Heather Knight 2 years ago

Maine

1point

#159

Coca-Cola is not the most popular fizzy (soft) drink.

Final score:

0points

Hecate DeMort

POST

Caroline Sinclair 2 years ago

Misread the post. I should have said NOT ENOUGH COUNTRIES, unfortunately!

2points

#160

We have a geographical border that looks like a mitten.
Healthcare system sucks.
VERY diverse citizens.
Gub'ment is shady af.

Final score:

0points

Ozymandias73

POST

doglovercomedianlibra 2 years ago

Michigan

0points

#161

Balut…

Final score:

0points

Jazz L

POST

Doggo bunno 2 years ago

Philipines

1point

#162

Flags displayed everywhere, and not just country flags - flags displaying support for a certain, evil past-president. Like they should be proud of that support. SMH.

Final score:

0points

DragonflyGreen

POST

Lxvi_XD 2 years ago

USA DEFINITELY! THAT LITERALLY DESCRIBES MY TOWN

-1point

#163

Healthcare? Who's she?

Final score:

0points

Micah Chips 🇺🇦🇮🇱

POST

Sarah R. 2 years ago

Fellow American here. This is such a sad reality.

0points

#164

mc effin donalds

Final score:

0points

David Zumwalt

POST

User# 6 2 years ago

Seatle!

0points

#165

Every county council sucks. Went to a zoo. Ate fish and chips.

Final score:

0points

Bacony Cakes

POST

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ 2 years ago

ze UK?

3points

#166

Sweden

Final score:

0points

Josef Tingbratt

POST

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ 2 years ago

FRANCE

3points

#167

“There is nothing to complain about” is the best compliment you can ever get around here!

Final score:

0points

Sophie

POST

Sophie (Submission author) 2 years ago

No, but we at least share a border ;-)

2points

#168

YA LIKE GUNS?!?

Final score:

0points

venintherogue

POST

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ 2 years ago

ze us?

3points

#169

beer, winter, kwik trip, cheese, cows, cranberries, ginseng, lumber, lots of bars,

Final score:

0points

Leet_loves_space

POST

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ 2 years ago

The UK

1point

#170

no, there are no 400lb people with AR 15s at mcdonalds

Final score:

0points

Jaime Butler

POST

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ 2 years ago

France?

0points

#171

Mate😅

Final score:

0points

𝔻𝕒𝕥 𝕪𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨 𝕕𝕦𝕔𝕜

POST

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ 2 years ago

THE UK

1point

#172

I prefer my potato fries with vinegar or gravy

Final score:

0points

Vasha

POST

Huddo's sister 2 years ago

England

1point

#173

Poor people are seen as second-class who aren't as deserving of proper healthcare and decent affordable housing, as well-off people.

Final score:

0points

Bamboo Panda

POST

Lady of the Mountains 2 years ago

thats actually impressively vague

1point

#174

Beer, ice hockey, NOT in Russia!

Final score:

0points

Lenka Čábalová

POST

Lady of the Mountains 2 years ago

canada!

2points

#175

We built a ship that is only famous for immediately sinking with great loss of life. And everyone here is for some reason proud of that fact.

Final score:

0points

Wilf

POST

Jihana 2 years ago

Sweden

1point

#176

Hang on- I gotta head over the my nearest McDonalds

Final score:

0points

Ruby C.

POST

Lxvi_XD 2 years ago

USA?

0points

#177

Our country is younger than the US and as old as the world. So many of our people have left that there are as many of us living outside the country as there are here in our country. And yet we treat immigrants here like garbage.

Final score:

0points

Rose Romano

POST

DaVo 2 years ago

Israel?

4points

#178

I have visited 12 national parks and they were all within 8 hours of driving, and I took a car to all those parks.

Final score:

0points

Lady of the Mountains

POST

Daria B 2 years ago (edited)

Now THIS could be Croatia, or another small country with lots of national parks ^^"

1point

#179

is it mackinac or mackinaw?

Final score:

0points

moose man

POST

Geddylove 2 years ago

USA

0points

#180

We discovered half the world but as we can't stop arguing with our neighbours we have lost all.

Final score:

0points

Miguel Macedo

POST

Andy Zbinden 2 years ago

Portugal?

0points

#181

The land of idiots

Final score:

0points

MikeWheelerFan

POST

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ 2 years ago

SWEDEN! (no offense)

1point

#182

Home of diabetes

Final score:

0points

Mark Waugaman

POST

Sega Saturn 2 years ago

Germany

0points

#183

Steak and kidney pie is known as botulism

Final score:

0points

Vexacus

POST

#184

Politics is gonna destroy us

Final score:

0points

RJ The Drama King

POST

Iapetos 2 years ago

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

5points

#185

Howdy, Folks!

Final score:

0points

Christopher Elkins

POST

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ 2 years ago

AUSTRALIA

0points

#186

The only thing people think we do is host barbies and roast our neighbours across the ditch
We also say 'mate' more than Australians

Final score:

0points

Raven

POST

User# 6 2 years ago

Texas!

0points

#187

We almost won the 2018 Football world cup. Missed by (__) that much.......

Final score:

0points

VM37

POST

#188

Bad teeth, old buildings, an excess of gammon, pride in most things other civilised countries would be ashamed of, unapologetic, led by complete and utter donkeys...yeah not exactly hard, this one

Final score:

0points

Peej Maybe

POST

James016 2 years ago

The UK.

1point

#189

open kleptocracy in any dictionary to see my ex pm

Final score:

0points

Terry Godson

POST

Hannah Edwards 2 years ago

South Africa?

1point

#190

My area is famous for the biggest density of breweries world wide.

Final score:

0points

sturmwesen

POST

#191

C R Y P T I D S

Final score:

0points

Vintage_Misery_Business

POST

Auntriarch 2 years ago

Scotland

0points

#192

BUNNINGS WAREHOUSE
Lowest prices are just the beginning

(If you know what this is, I bet you just sung it inside your head)

Final score:

0points

I love eggos

POST

Tobiasz Blaszczynski 2 years ago

Aussie Aussie Aussie

0points

#193

Cuppa?

Final score:

0points

BellaCiao

POST

Margerita Wargola 2 years ago

Ahhhh naaah, mate I just had one. IRELAND!

0points

#194

Daffodils, red dragon,male voice choirs, chapels.

Final score:

0points

Eleanor Watcin-Thomas

POST

User# 6 2 years ago

And sheep, Don't forget the sheep. I fell in love with your country when I first visited. The most beautifull and dramatic landscape I've ever seen.

0points

#195

we like guns and we love burgers and we bring guns to a paintball right

Final score:

0points

ZACHARY HARROD

POST

User# 6 2 years ago

Somalia!

0points

#196

would you like tea and crumpets lad

Final score:

0points

Benjamin L'Heureux

POST

User# 6 2 years ago

No no, after you, old fruit.

0points

#197

We have tulips, dykes and God created us as a finishing touch.

Final score:

0points

Haunting Spirit

POST

User# 6 2 years ago

Turkey!

1point

#198

Gonna have a SIESTA...

Final score:

0points

Tapio Magnussen

POST

Geddylove 2 years ago

Mexico?

1point

#199

I woke up this morning to a venomous spider on the roof....lol

Final score:

0points

️~𝓒𝓪𝓶𝓫𝓻𝓲𝓪~️

POST

Sportsgal 2 years ago

Australia

0points

#200

Pálinka, bears, dracula...

Final score:

0points

Szatmári Boróka

POST

Sanchez Vasile 2 years ago

Hungary?

0points

#201

I'm always on time for work and when I'm free I drink beer and do my tax return

Final score:

0points

Thorsten M. Weisner

POST

User# 6 2 years ago

Germany!

0points

#202

I am neutral towards this and everything else.

Final score:

0points

Kanuli

POST

Sportsgal 2 years ago

Switzerland

2points

#203

chewing gum is illegal.

Final score:

0points

bishanman

POST

User# 6 2 years ago

Singapore?

1point

#204

It is a “fine” city

Final score:

0points

Demonic Angel

POST

The Cute Cat 2 years ago

Singapore..

0points

#205

I need a visa from the neighboring courty to be able to visit my country and the place of my birth

Final score:

0points

Elliot Fowler

POST

User# 6 2 years ago

Palestinia?

0points

#206

Kehrwoch isch immer!

Final score:

0points

h to da izzle

POST

User# 6 2 years ago

Bhutan!

0points

#207

Almost everything started here thousands of years ago, then everybody else came to stay!

Final score:

0points

Gaber GALAL

POST

#208

We dont have a windmill or tullips in every garden and we dont walk on wooden shoes all day

Final score:

0points

juztme

POST

The Cute Cat 2 years ago

Ah.. a Dutch..

1point

www.guinnessworldrecords.com Report

#209

Greatest robbery of a Government

Final score:

0points

Jerome

POST

#210

Dealing with many volcanos, earthquakes, and sinking capital

Final score:

0points

lailyfnoor

POST

Julian Linardi Star trek fan 2 years ago

Indonesia?

0points

#211

Hindu and Hindi

Final score:

0points

Chinmayee Kalghatgi

POST

User# 6 2 years ago

India!

1point

#212

French fries aren't french, and also we have the best chocolate but people just don't know it

Final score:

0points

Flor Hoornaert

POST

#213

I will eat my yoghurt while nodding my head left-to-right in approval and top-to-bottom in disapproval. Cold Rakia in the fridge, soccer on the TV and swearing at politicians.

Final score:

0points

Pa4040

POST

Gandalf the Pink 2 years ago

Bulgaria!

2points

#214

We have to endure stupid jokes of uneducated people about WWII...

Final score:

0points

ADHORTATOR

POST

Pa4040 2 years ago

Germany.

0points

#215

Our unofficial national dish is the Kebab pizza and we eat cabbage as a side for every kind of pizza. Also, the world seems to think we are naked all the time, that's simply untrue, because for midsummer we wear flower crowns, duh!

Final score:

0points

Gandalf the Pink

POST

The Cute Cat 2 years ago

Sweden?

2points

#216

"French fries" are not really from France, but from my country.

Final score:

0points

Monsieur Joey

POST

The Cute Cat 2 years ago

Google says Belgium..

3points

#217

17 thousand islands

Final score:

0points

The Cute Cat

POST

User# 6 2 years ago

Philipines or Indonesia?

0points

#218

Sheep

Final score:

0points

Katrina

POST

ADHORTATOR 2 years ago

New Zealand?

1point

#219

No, we aren't high all the time, just tall

Final score:

0points

Llewella

POST

#220

We stole the flag from Holland and removed the blue bit (to make us unique)

Julian Linardi Star trek fan

Final score:

0points

POST

Jasia Pucio 2 years ago

It is Indonesia

0points

#221

Always left off maps of the world! also a small but fat flightless bird

Final score:

0points

WickedWeliSteph

POST

Lxvi_XD 2 years ago

New Zealand?

1point

#222

Everybody loves sweet-style Spaghetti with a lot of red hotdogs!

Final score:

0points

malaixa

POST

WickedWeliSteph 2 years ago

Ooooh I have no idea but it sounds awful

1point

#223

US is our p**n. The oldest officials at White House were from here, we helped electing Nixon and then bashed him (since he was ours) and Trump was our agent. US might have CIA, but we have the things that matter - the White House. We are also a model for your officials and even a cultural trend - VSCO girls (a cartoonish copy of our society in the 1940s-2000s) would be nothing without Mario Badescu. Also, you remember the sudden outburst of irrationality, rape, violence and anti-intellectualism that started in the 1990s and keeps growing? Thank to the steroids produced under our security supervision and brought by the suitcase, and whose traffic was tolerated by authorities. We also stopped robbing banks when we could seize entire economic factors, but we'll make sure you focus on the small crime and prejudices, so people like us will prosper.

Final score:

0points

Sanchez Vasile

POST

User# 6 2 years ago

Sorry dude, Qanon isn't a country.

0points

#224

We love sugar in our foods. Guns in many homes. Healthcare is crippling.

Final score:

0points

Lovin' Life

POST

User# 6 2 years ago

Yemen!

0points

#225

Everything here is the "biggest", "tallest", "gold-est" and "first" in the world ... apparently we now have a building that is "the most beautiful building on Earth" 😂 🙄

Final score:

0points

PandaKoPanda

POST

User# 6 2 years ago

Turkmanistan!

0points

#226

Blighty x

Final score:

0points

Ben Stubbs

POST

#227

Terrified of getting shot while trying to pass English.

Final score:

0points

QueerAxolotls

POST

User# 6 2 years ago

Ireland

1point

#228

When people for this country go into a shop to buy something, they ask it as a gift; think they are the greatest soccer players, but struggle to go to world cups. They believe they have the second most beautiful national anthem (no idea when the contest was or who won 1st and 3rd place) , and their current president is a pork shaped puppet

Final score:

0points

Manu

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#229

When people for this country go into a shop to buy something, they ask it as a gift; think they are the greatest soccer players, but struggle to go to world cups. They believe they have the second most beautiful national anthem (no idea when the contest was or who won 1st and 3rd place) , and their current president is a pork shaped puppet

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Manu

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User# 6 2 years ago

Portugal?

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#230

Sweet Tea, Peaches, Biscuits, and Simply Southern

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most bored panda :/

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User# 6 2 years ago

Alabama?

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#231

I’m 5 feet tall

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sirfryingpan

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Pa4040 2 years ago

The Shire?

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#232

Never be given any credit for fighting in the world wars but get trodden over by Russia and Germany (pole)

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Tobiasz Blaszczynski

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Sinkingfromreality 2 years ago

Poland, I am not Polish but your name tho

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#233

If I have a heart attack, call an Uber to get me to the hospital because I am NOT paying $2,688 for a ride in the wee-yoo wagon.

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Sportsgal 2 years ago

This stereotype is overblown about the US. I took an ambulance ride for an emergency and only paid about $90 after insurance...

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#234

It's pronounced Broo-SKAY-tah and it's not garlic bread. Also fettuccine Alfredo it's not from here :-)

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Gionanna

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Sportsgal 2 years ago

Italy

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#235

...Adobo.

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frank0ys

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Doggo bunno 2 years ago

Philipines!

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#236

almost everyone's obese

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ShadowMorph

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User# 6 2 years ago

Polynesia?

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#237

Over the last 5 years I've come to hate nearly half my country's population, thanks to their concerns over personal freedom over the health and well-being of the masses.

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#238

I'm a processing plant manager for a profitable biofuel company. I don't have health insurance. Nor dental. I'm a f****n mess, but they "appreciate" me...

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Tom Spade

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#239

no, my eyes are open. no, i'm not squinting. no, we do not eat our pets!!!!!!!! (like who even does that?)

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Devil'sAdvocate

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User# 6 2 years ago

South Korea?

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#240

You probably didn't have the time or energy to read this, but:
MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT IS TX ROADHOUSE

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CrazyRedHead

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Doggo bunno 2 years ago

Mine is jollibee

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#241

I walked an extra block to avoid an irate goose.

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Mik

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User# 6 2 years ago

Toronto!

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#242

Alright, this is more "guess my state" than "guess my country": When someone threatened us if we didn't give them a cannon, we said "COME AND TAKE IT YOU PIECES OF SH*T!!!"

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bigfoot

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User# 6 2 years ago

San Marino?

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#243

I'm fat and angry

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Brandy Grote

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User# 6 2 years ago

Anywhere in the western hemisphere.

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#244

Mabuhay!

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Natz Mercado

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Doggo bunno 2 years ago

Philipines

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#245

Never ever change anything in a recipe!

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scrutator tenebrarum

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#246

Tēnā koe koutou

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H Moore

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Jason Williamson 2 years ago

Aotearoa!

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#247

When the power comes back on,the water gets cut off and when the water comes back on, its dirty

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RK_ZA

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User# 6 2 years ago

It's a sad state of affairs that really doesn't narrow it down much.

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#248

I once saw a cheeseburger with nacho sauce, pizza toppings, and two beef patties and there drink was a reeeaalllyy big cup of mountain dew. Also, my dad cut his finger up real bad, should've got stitches, couldn't because it was too expensive and we wouldn't be able to pay our bills.

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Slambamblam

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FanOfWeird 2 years ago

usa

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#249

Pardon me, sorry eh!

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Shannon Longboat

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#250

Pardon me, sorry eh…

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Shannon Longboat

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#251

sheep

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liam mckirdy

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Sega Saturn 2 years ago

Ah, yes it's Wales! Also know as Southern England. JUST KIDDING GUYS CHILL

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#252

From SouthAmerica, but not from Paraguay

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User# 6 2 years ago

Uruguay!

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#253

Every day i wake up and ride a kangaroo to school

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Gnocchi

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Tobiasz Blaszczynski 2 years ago

Les go Aussie

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#254

All day drinking, free medical help and a government that likes to party

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FanOfWeird 2 years ago

spain?

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#255

Bears is our favorite nation animal. Fermented potatoes is our go-to drinks. Common misconception of stereotypes is the name Boris.

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Bored Lady On The Run

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Tobiasz Blaszczynski 2 years ago

Would you like to get outta Ukraine plz

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#256

Hobbits.

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Sasquatch The Almighty

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User# 6 2 years ago

Middel earth... I mean, New Zealand!

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#257

Baldy heads, beer belly's, beans on toast.

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Lemonclouds20

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Lemonclouds20 (Submission author) 2 years ago

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#258

We call it soccer here.

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Sinkingfromreality 2 years ago

Australia or US

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#259

We're the good guys. We're also the guys who will freeze your assets and let your people starve, but it's because we're the good guys protecting you from the bad guys.

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LMG

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#260

“freedom”

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Shark

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#261

Acca Dacca

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Barbara Kayton

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#262

I dont personally know someone who has had Covid-19... yet

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Jason Williamson

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PADNA 2 years ago

North Korea?

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#263

What a hoser, eh?

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Beth Ellis

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#264

Loadshedding

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Annelie Meyer

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#265

Loadshedding

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Annelie Meyer

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#266

We have trees poisonous enough to make you seriously ill, give you pain so bad that it can make some people suicidal,( the pain can last for months).

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Wayne Lee

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PADNA 2 years ago

???

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#267

Used to be Ukraine

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Cariboo

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Pa4040 2 years ago

Moldova?

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#268

Pope Francis. And by the way, football is kind of a religion here.

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Marcos Funes Peralta

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Dark Academia 2 years ago

ARGENTINA

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#269

Our country has always had two problems: roads and idiots... At least our ballet and our literature are worth admiring...

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Lena Zhichkina

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#270

50% of this country is infested with racist, homophobic, Jesus-loving, uneducated, gun-toting hypocrites. Freedom!

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PADNA 2 years ago

ANY countries. Not joking, the grass is not greener on the other side of the fence.

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#271

Its cold and I dont like people.

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Booni

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User# 6 2 years ago

Finland?

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#272

Many think we are a big evil country but we haven’t really bombed anybody…
Have to use a vpn for Google or YouTube though ( somehow bp is exempt. Thank Karl Marx.)
We ride pandas to work.
You may think we eat Panda Express but we don’t. We do have a lot of McDonalds and Starbucks though.
Hotpot, dumplings.
My language is really old but many of us can read scripts thousands of years ago, at least some of it.
We don’t use cash or credit cards.
Some people think stuffs made in my country are cheap and low quality (partially true because we are the worlds factory).
We are not all communists but we don’t kill for beliefs, not any more.
My grandma believes in local mythology, my mother is a Buddhist, my father and my sister are communists but they both partially believe in Taoist. I dont believe in any religion or communism. Oh, I have a Christian aunt.
My people are becoming ignorant and arrogant, especially netizens.
That’s about it…

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User# 6 2 years ago

OK, so it's obviously the PRC, but I'm really curious about not using cash or credit card...what do you use?

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#273

Would you like a cup of tea?

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Seán Baron

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Emma Jolivet 2 years ago

ENGLAND

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#274

Guns

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HorrorEyeArcade

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Sinkingfromreality 2 years ago

US

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#275

I'M WALKIN HERE

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Legolas Greenleaf

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Tobiasz Blaszczynski 2 years ago

ME TOO

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#276

bad healthcare coverage

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#277

Nothing happened in Tiananmen square in 1989.

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Sinkingfromreality

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PADNA 2 years ago

Well it did happen something. One geezer decided to jay walk in front of government escorting vehicles *wink wink*

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#278

oooooh, some many things! I can ask a cop where the nearest brothel is whilst smoking a joint and they'll give directions. I'm never more than 500 meters from the nearest house or 20 kilometers from the nearest hospital. Most conservatives are still in favour of affordable healthcare, education, accessible abortions, euthanasia and same sex marriage. Most foreigners think that's because of tolerance eventhough it's really just apathy. Riding a bicycle is a cheap mode of transport, not a hobby. Some people live below sea level and pay exhorbitant amounts of money for it, eventhough houses are half as expensive just 30 minutes away. We're one of the largest exporter of agricultural products, eventhough we're the second most densely populated and one of the tiniest countries. We complain about everything but don't do anything about it. We're always ready to point the finger at all that's wrong with the world and have not a single ounce of self reflection. Oh, and hardly anybody wears cloggs or lives in a windmill.

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#279

Howdy there y’all

Student Savannah Sheffield

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#280

Where everyone is polite and most folks own at least one gun😌 I think y'all will get ir

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KnowsWhatsUp (Submission author) 2 years ago

*it

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#281

Whenever s/thing is incomprehensible to the english speaking world, it'us to them ;-)

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Jane Doe

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#282

Thirty five cities named Liberty. A lady named Liberty. But it is only liberty if I don,t have to work for it

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John Amick

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#283

More thAN 29 languages are spoken in our country. And we live in a tropical country.

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Stew

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Bacony Cakes 2 years ago

India?

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#284

I say put you hands up and fire my gun but the crowd joins okay

sing to the tune of party in the USA

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JACOB CHRISTOPHER

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Sega Saturn 2 years ago

Soooo, Russia?

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#285

This land is stolen land this land was stolen by white men, from eathquakes to the hurricanes, from the burned out forest to the oil filled waters, this country was made for whiiiitte meeen

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MyOpinionHasBeenServed 2 years ago (edited)

This could be USA just going by earthquake rockin west coast and hurricane hammered east coast, and all the forest waters and oil spills off the coast. The only other one I can guess would be Australia. But I couldn't read this without singing the tune.

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