The backseat of my car looks like a cookie got into battle with a bag of Doritos and they both lost.

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26points

Kate Maguire Tedrick

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I wake up every morning, ready for a nap.

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16points

RafCo (he/him/ele)

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It is not unusual for me, to be asked at 8 pm, why the skin can heal itself, when the body cannot make a new arm if it has been removed.

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15points

Sanne

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For 5 years now I have spend a surprising amount of time talking about pee and poop. 😬

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14points

Lene

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I can't use my phone in peahrkgdgvdjnzbzgxgbnznhgccvb

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13points

Fundi Junior

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The screams of a grown man from a lego injury

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13points

165th

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I haven't had a full night's sleep in over 3 years.

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12points

Mere Cat

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Grocery List: Toilet Tissue, Pop Tarts, Goldfish, Chicken Nuggets, Juice Packs, Potato Chips, Ice Cream, Red wine (2).

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vadustbunny

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AAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH... sob...

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11points

jsurs7tsuxjgzjsits

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When you would rather scrub the toilet than try to match another pair of socks. You could eat off my toilet but not my dining room table, aka The Island of Misfit Socks.

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9points

Katy McMouse

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We haven't pooped yet today.

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7points

Star Gazer

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I cannot see my floor through the sea of plastic collectables. And something smells like wee.

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7points

JellyFlesh

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I still worry nightly… mom of boys.

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7points

CJ Bovee

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That feeling you get when you step on a Lego barefoot....

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6points

Midnight Vampryss

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I have spent more time in hospital A & E departments, or doctors surgeries over the past 15 years than at any other time in my life

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6points

Peej Maybe

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I am a bank. I don’t get paid. I get left with whatever they haven’t spent once I get my card back.

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6points

Jarvis Samuel

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I’ve been told good job 186 times today!

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6points

Anna Robey

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I graduated college in 1993 but paid two universities over $30,000 in tuition and fees in 2021.

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5points

Boatski McGregor

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Most of the shoes I buy, are always a size or two, bigger than last year.

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5points

Sanne

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Three words: Roblox. YouTube. Videos.

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5points

Jennifer Jones

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I make sure to lock the bedroom door to prevent unfortunate and sudden visits.

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4points

Bored panda

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I can sing along with every Disney movie, ever, and translate 'red girl bears' into Brave

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4points

Laura Bickel

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I have a favorite color, verb, saying, fruit, vegetable, ...

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Bhazz

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My hair grew out past my waist and I stopped doing manicures except to cut my nails short. Neither was a conscious style choice.

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4points

R P Mohr

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I don't get a lot sleep, I have darkness invading me below my eyes. If you walk in my house before bedtime it may be kinda messy. An my house sounds like daycare but I only have three kids.

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3points

Fluffy mommy panda

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