Hey Pandas, Tell Me You Have Kids Without Telling Me You Have Kids (Closed)

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The backseat of my car looks like a cookie got into battle with a bag of Doritos and they both lost.

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Kate Maguire Tedrick

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Trisha Howson 2 years ago

Yeah mine sometimes looks like a dumpster it so sad I'll clean it out then boom, it looks like that again.

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I wake up every morning, ready for a nap.

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RafCo (he/him/ele)

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Terry Armstrong 2 years ago

Yep, been there...

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It is not unusual for me, to be asked at 8 pm, why the skin can heal itself, when the body cannot make a new arm if it has been removed.

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Sanne

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Trisha Howson 2 years ago

Kids ask such odd questions sometimes lol sometimes I can't help but laugh but I love explain it to them.

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For 5 years now I have spend a surprising amount of time talking about pee and poop. 😬

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Lene

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Trisha Howson 2 years ago

Yeah lol we do

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I can't use my phone in peahrkgdgvdjnzbzgxgbnznhgccvb

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13points

Fundi Junior

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Saracynthiasylviastout 2 years ago

Omg yes

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The screams of a grown man from a lego injury

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165th

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I haven't had a full night's sleep in over 3 years.

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Mere Cat

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Grocery List: Toilet Tissue, Pop Tarts, Goldfish, Chicken Nuggets, Juice Packs, Potato Chips, Ice Cream, Red wine (2).

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vadustbunny

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I_Like_Frogs 2 years ago

LOL

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AAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH... sob...

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jsurs7tsuxjgzjsits

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Trisha Howson 2 years ago

Yep

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#10

When you would rather scrub the toilet than try to match another pair of socks. You could eat off my toilet but not my dining room table, aka The Island of Misfit Socks.

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Katy McMouse

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RafCo (he/him) 2 years ago

How about having an empty hamper and clothes scattered across the floor. Sometimes sitting right next to the hamper. Why is this so hard to just put the clothes in the hamper? It's right there. Why for the love of all that is decent and holy can you not just put your clothes in the hamper?

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#11

We haven't pooped yet today.

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Star Gazer

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#12

I cannot see my floor through the sea of plastic collectables. And something smells like wee.

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7points

JellyFlesh

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Trophy Husband 2 years ago

To be fair, you could be a horder with a dog!

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#13

I still worry nightly… mom of boys.

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CJ Bovee

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#14

That feeling you get when you step on a Lego barefoot....

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6points

Midnight Vampryss

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RafCo (he/him) 2 years ago

Yeah, i stopped that whole barefoot thing. I have my house flip flops. I also have cats, and they like pushing glass off tables. So it's toys and broken glass.

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#15

I have spent more time in hospital A & E departments, or doctors surgeries over the past 15 years than at any other time in my life

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Peej Maybe

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Ninetails Lover 2 years ago

I feel you

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#16

I am a bank. I don’t get paid. I get left with whatever they haven’t spent once I get my card back.

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Jarvis Samuel

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Trophy Husband 2 years ago

You have some left? I get the bills for the credit cards they charged the excess to!

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#17

I’ve been told good job 186 times today!

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Anna Robey

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Jasna Svast 2 years ago

Good job

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#18

I graduated college in 1993 but paid two universities over $30,000 in tuition and fees in 2021.

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Boatski McGregor

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Mrs. Jan Glass 2 years ago

It still blows my mind that there are parents who pay for their kids' schooling, like it's just normal. I got the "out on your a*s at 18!" threats, along with "you don't need college." Thankfully, community college exists.

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