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#1
Hi, you can call me Stardust, I go by she/her
I’m ambiverted and I’m passionate about astronomy and I think I can become an astronaut or I can be an astronomer. I know tons of useless facts and I like talking to people. My favourite colour is blue and my favourite foods are : pizza, cheese, Palak paneer, cake, dark chocolate, peanuts and chips. I’m sort of “extreme” when expressing emotions so I cry when I feel some negative emotions. I’m scared of fire. I like cats and dogs.
Final score:
7points
#2
hi! i’m amy. my real name’s amidhaar tho.
-i’m 13
-i live in nc
-my fav musician is jack stauber, and my fav song is tea errors
-i love marvel
-i live for dark humor
-my favorite food is pizza
-uh one interesting thing about me is i’ve won almost every raffle i’ve ever took
-my fav animals are sea bunnies (google for an instant dose of cuteness)
-i am the most slay person on bp ✨💅✨
Final score:
6points
#3
bonjour fellow humans, i have returned 💅
anyways
my real name is Alexander (alex) and my deadname? i shall not tell.
-i am ✨13✨
-i am trans+genderflux and bi+asexual
-favorite musician: billie eilish, Mother Mother, or Conan Gray
-my current hyperfixations are Animal Crossing, Venom, and Majora’s Mask
-my favorite food is croquettes
-my favorite animals: any kind of whale, peregrine falcons, and any kind of snake
-i have ✨anxiety✨ and possibly some other undiagnosed mental health issues
-my favorite place is Rehoboth Beach, DE
-cool thing about me? uhhhh i have a white streak in my hair✨
-i am an introvert
love you guys
Final score:
5points
#4
Hi 👋 my name is Julie
I am a straight cis woman currently single
I am cough cough years old (probably old enough to be your mum)
I live in the UK
I like reading I make jewellery and going on bored Panda
My favourite colour is purple
My favourite animals are hedgehog's
I am a huge Harry Potter fan and just so you know the opinions of the author are NOT my opinions.
I collect Snoopy memorabilia
My favourite film is The Greatest Showman
My favourite TV program is Strictly come dancing (known as Dancing with the stars in other countries)
Final score:
4points
#5
Hi! I'm 14 and I like a lot of different stuff. I really enjoy hiking and going to the beach. I’m never really sure what music to listen to, so please let me know if you have suggestions! I’ve gotten pretty interested in photography recently. I enjoy playing soccer (aka football) and I am decently athletic. I also love reading and writing letters which I guess is kind of weird. I LOVE clothes, but I’m not always confident enough to wear some of them. I wish I had more friends at school, but sometimes I always feel awkward talking to them. Sometimes my words come out all jumbled or I accidentally say something without any context. And sometimes I forgot words too (English is my only language 😂).
Final score:
4points
cartoon.ghostss 1 year ago
My s****y music taste is a horrible place to start if you're interested in bad ideas. I'm crowspectre on spotify
#6
Hello! I'm Rose. I'm 16 years old, pansexual, and mostly/partially/somewhat female. My brain doesn't work correctly and I might have adhd. I am a sort of decent writer. I am definitely not a vampire and am offended that you would even ask if I was. I have to have a constant musical soundtrack or I go insane. I am currently incapable of doing basically everything because my brain hates me. Uh... I currently can't remember anything else about myself, but feel free to ask me random questions about literally anything :)
Final score:
4points
Mercat Overlord (they/them) 1 year ago
I can confirm that you are not a vampire. you weren't a vampire when we met a couple centuries ago, and you clearly aren't one now
#7
Hey there I’m Charlie, I live in Canada but I act British, I’m gay and transgender, I’m a huge Heartstopper fan, I mostly keep to myself, I might look scary and intimidating but I’m just the sweetest most kind person, and I’m always looking for something fun to wear, I have great taste in fashion. That’s me.
Final score:
4points
#8
I'm ghost (or Crow depending on who ur talking to), I use a ton of pronouns (he/they/it/none, it changes a lot so if ur concerned u can ask me or just call me ghost/crow). I use way fewer commas than most people would say I should and hate emojis. I really really really like the sun, I think I have SAD lmao. I think bright colours are the best thing that ever happened other than the sun and plants and I wear a lot of nail polish and flashy earrings. I like taylor swift, cavetown, and (unfortunately) alt rock/indie pop (I'm sorry I hate it too). I work as a volunteer in a wilderness summer camp and primarily work with 5-8 year old because they're dumb and adorable. I draw terribly and am completely obsessed with native PNW plants. I'm from Seattle (I'll never let you forget that, Seattle is the best. My favourite animals are crows because they were the last thing I was obsessed with and they're generally wonderful little voids. My favourite plants other than every single native plant I can list within 30 seconds (believe me it's a lot and I can give u the list if you want) are buttercups because they remind me of the sun. I sing in (hopefully, if it works out) a cover band and my school choir. I'm working on a s****y lumberjanes-inspired comic. Uhh idk anything else about myself. Have a great day!
Final score:
4points
fair_weather_rose (she/they) 1 year ago
I'm currently working at a kindergarten summer camp (4-6 year olds). (Not that this info is relevant in any way, but small children are definitely adorably dumb)
#9
hey i’m bee :) i’m 14 and i live in north texas and it sucks. i’m nonbinary, so i use they/them pronouns, and i’m also polyromantic and asexual. i’m taken by a very lovely person who is on this very site and yes it’s jordan if you didn’t know lol. i love musicals and will sing along till i literally cannot anymore. i’m also a music nerd and know everything there is to know about that stuff, i’ve been in varsity choir for a few years now and i’m not even in high school. i’ve played piano since i was 3, and i taught myself to play ukulele and guitar last year. oh and i’ve been to over 25 states. idk you can ask more about me if you want in the comments lol.
Final score:
4points
#10
hi! i’m amy. my real name’s amidhaar tho.
-i’m 13
-i live in nc
-my fav musician is jack stauber, and my fav song is tea errors
-i love marvel
-i live for dark humor
-my favorite food is pizza
-uh one interesting thing about me is i’ve won almost every raffle i’ve ever taken
-my fav animals are sea bunnies (google for an instant dose of cuteness)
-i am the most slay person on bp ✨💅✨
Final score:
3points
Julie Snelling 1 year ago
I really really want to hug all you youngsters. I want to bring you all to my house in the UK give you big hugs and sort out all your problems because you break my heart.
#11
BONJOUR TOUT LE MONDE!
I’m Shehbaz, but I go by Tiramisu around here. I’m a 17 year old Pakistani American who lives in MD. I can speak English, Urdu/Hindi, and am learning French.
I’m also writing a story, so please scour through my profile to see where I talk about it!
I’m also really passionate about educating people about the Palestinian struggle, and even though I have removed those aspect from my profile, I continue to encourage others to learn about it.
Final score:
3points
cartoon.ghostss 1 year ago (edited)
Je ne connais pas le francaise, j'essaie d'apprendre. je ne suis pas bon haha
#12
Hi! I recently changed my name among my friends irl so I'm Gray and I'm 13
I crochet, write poems about sad sh*t and, I love to sit outside when weather permits (I live in Ohio so it's questionable at times). I have 5 siblings (step and half 0 full and none of them live with me) and I'm the youngest. I'm bisexual and nonbinary.
I took ASL courses for 3½ years so I'm fluent ish in it. I'm currently learning norwegian for fun. I homeschool and am starting high-school level work in less than 2 weeks. My favorite colors are blue and green. I love music (one direction solo members, noahfinnce and NF are my favorite. So yeah...that's me! And if none of that made sense my apologies I'm running on 3hrs of sleep.
Final score:
3points
#13
hello hello, its me, hi, im the problem.
-im lefty libra, and i am 13.
-my best friends are Brooklynn, Priscilla, and a little rat named Aleiah.
-my favorite artists are Faouzia, a morrocan (i think?) singer, Ariana Grande, and Billie Eilish
-from Faouzia my favorite song is The Road and Minefields, from Ariana Grande is Dangerous Woman, God is a woman, and 7 rings. from Billie Eilish is Happier Than Ever, because i like to scream my lungs out to that song, and everything i wanted, and i cry to that song. a lot.
-i love to sing, and i think im pretty good myself
-my favorite actors are Gal Gadot and Chloë Grace Moretz
-i have 2 cats, and a husky. one tabby and one calico.
-i love astrology but i hate when people rub it into other peoples faces who dont believe in astrology.
-my favorite desert thats not my enthicity is mochi, oh my god so good. its a japanese (i think) ice cream.
and so yea i think thats it. ok bye!
Final score:
3points
Percabeth Forever (she/they) 1 year ago
Omg omg you like Faouzia too!? And astrology? I would love to talk to you about those things! I’m a Leo btw
#14
I’m 15. I have red and black hair. I love playing apex legends minecraft and rocket league. I don’t take bs, so if I’m being blunt, forgive me (or don’t I don’t really care) I don’t dis lgbtq+ people, as many of them are m besties.I’m tired
Final score:
3points
Stardust she/her 1 year ago
Hi blue, how are you? (Just checking in as it’s been a while since we spoke)
#15
-I've been using the name "Lakota" online since I was 10 years old, so basically I've been Lakota for 30 years XD I've played a ton of FPSs and MMOs online and have used voice chat with my friends/guilds, so I'm actually used to responding IRL to the name "Lakota" XD
-I'm left-handed!
-I'm adopted! I was born in Iowa and I was adopted the day of my birth. I found out I was adopted when I was 7 and it never bothered me. I've never met my bio family and I feel like I should before it's too late, but I don't know what to say :(
-I'm genetically mostly Scottish-Irish, but my adoptive family is Mexican XD
-I have a degree in English/Creative Writing!
-I love to draw, write, and read. My favorite author is Stephen King. My favorite book is Dune (by Frank Herbert.)
-I love WOLVES (obv lol, my favorite animal), sushi, meat, 80s music, video/computer games (especially RPGs and otome games), sewing (I make plushies!), diet soda (I'll die on this hill), graphic novels (Preacher and Transmetropolitan are my favorites), manga, anime, memes, rocks (I almost became a geologist), astronomy, and isopods (aka roly-polies/pillbugs).
-I've always drawn myself as a wolf, even as a little kid, because I hate drawing humans, but I didn't know what a "furry" was until my 20s. I never got into the, uh, seamy underbelly of the fandom. I've been to a few conventions. I've done commissions and have purchased commissions (some from famous furry artists!) I've also made a few partial fursuits :)
-My Neopets account is 23 YEARS OLD. XD
-I spent 21 years of my life helping take care of my disabled dad after he had an accident when I was 18. I never moved out, I worked at the family business, etc. He died in May of 2021. My mom and sister bailed the night he died, but I stayed in the hospital and held my dad's hand. He died with me holding his hand. It was simultaneously traumatizing and wonderful.
-I have no qualms about talking about anything. I have zero sense of shame. XD Want to talk about a**l sex? I have experience. I'll talk to you about a**l sex. XD
-I've tried to unalive myself twice. Good times. I've never gotten actual, real help, due to my toxic narcissist of a mother not "believing" in depression/mental illness.
-My relationship status is a whole 'nother long, complicated story, but I've been with my boyfriend for 23 years (we met two months after my dad's accident). We broke up for a little while in 2021/2022, but we're trying to make it work again, or something.
-Animals are a huge part of my life. I grew up with an Aussie mix named Split. She had to be euthanized when I was 18. I got a German Shepherd in 1998 when I was 16. Her name was Ember. She was my heart-dog. She got mammary tumors (breast cancer) in 2010, when she was 12, and had to be euthanized.
-I've also had cats for most of my life! I had a tuxedo named Kaz when I was a kid. When I was 14, my elderly neighbors moved and STOLE Kaz and took him with them :( I also had a gray cat named Wintressia, whom I got as a gift from my cousins in 1998. She died in 2018, two months shy of her 20th birthday.
-I currently have a 1.5-year-old German Shepherd/Kuchi Dog mix named Stilgar. He caught distemper on the farm he was born on >:( Stilgar is permanently disabled with myoclonus and balance issues, but he's happy as heck. He's named after a character in my favorite book (Dune).
-I have two cats: a 7-year-old female black cat named Kohl and a 2-year-old tuxedo male named Preacher. Kohl is named after one of my favorite minerals (stibnite) and Preacher is named after one of my favorite comic book series (mentioned above).
-I love talking about anything and everything, so if you guys ever want to randomly ask me anything or talk to me, feel free to! I don't check my BP email AS often as my main email, but I'm almost always online on Discord (username is Lakotawolf) or on Steam (username is LakotaWolf, friend code is 1361535)
Final score:
1point
#16
My name is Leon, I’m a Leo (although I don’t care much for star signs). I’m bisexual, I’m in my early-mid teen years , I’m emo, I love reading, I was born in Spain but my parents moved to the US (why?) when I was a few monthes old, both my grandfather and great grandfather were KGB agents (not very proud of that) I have blue hair (OH FOR PETE’S SAKE JUST LOOK AT MY BIO!!!)
Final score:
1point
#17
Hey it’s GhostlySnail. I’m fourteen, live in North Carolina and I like birds, Wings of Fire, MCYT and drawing.
I know a lot of you are struggling right now. Please stay safe and alive. I support you all, I’m always here if you need to talk. If there is ever anything I can do to help, even if it means my parents finding out I’m on here, of course I will do whatever I can for you guys. Please, pandas, treat yourself kindly and know you are wonderful people who deserve happy lives.
Final score:
1point
#18
Wagwan bruv it’s the mandem SpiderPunk, always ready to blag some capitalist lames and leave em in a skint. Ya follow? Alright let’s do this one more time, my names Hobbie. Hobbie Brown. I was bitten by a radioactive spider and for the last 3 years..eh borin hero origin story. Don’t matter. Anyway, That is when I’m not playin shows, antagonizing fascists, and staging non-permitted political action/performing art pieces. Or havin a laugh in a pub with the mandem. I’m not a role model. Was briefly a runway model. I hate the AM. I hate the PM. I hate LABELS. I’m not a hero. Cuz calling urself a hero, makes you a self-mythologizing narcissistic a- I don’t believe in teams…Well I don’t believe in consistency. I don’t believe in comedy. Just kidding! Take a c**p on the establishment I salute you. Punks not dead. With great power, comes no future. Get on when I’m bored and got nothin to do. Or when I got somethin to do but don’t wanna do it. I’ll try to be on daily for those of you who like me. I’m anti-authority, anti-establishment, and I don’t follow orders. So no promises bruv. I’m also an anarchist. This site got a chaotic environment, so that fits perfectly. Anarchist Spider-Man. And for those of u who like him, I helped Blue Mouse drag DP back on this site. So you’re welcome. Alright, that’s it from me. Wouldn’t wanna bore ya.*might leave if this site keeps pushing my buttons*
Final score:
-1point
#19
Hi! I’m Shy Dragon and I’m ALMOST eleven years old. My favourite animals are giraffes, cats, dogs and ducks. My favourite mythical creature is a dragon! I love drawing, listening to music and being on Bored Panda. I’m from England 🏴 but I moved to 🇳🇴 when my parents divorced. 🪿🪿🪿Wait what?! The goose emoji exists?!!?! Yay
Final score:
-1point
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