Warm beer and hot tea

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10points

Julie S

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Mountains, chocolate and cheese.

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9points

Ban-One

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Guns, alcohol, and fast food

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9points

Anna Filip

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You shoveled the drive in your pajama pants, then got Tim's on the way to the hockey rink with your pals.

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8points

Lil Miss Hobbit

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GUNS FREEDOM EAGLES

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8points

jordan (pineapple he/she)

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We shoot guns, we watch football, and we drink alcohol!

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7points

DP(the first)

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We fat

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7points

Bgray450

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Baguette, cheese, wine, Tour Eiffel!

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7points

Tolujomaja

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"Are you free this weekend?"
*Eagle screeches* *wipes tear*
"I'm always free"

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Final score:

7points

Kitcat

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We wear shoes inside

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6points

ME

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People being polite, maple syrup, poutine, and Tim Hortons coffee.

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6points

Charlie Spring Fan (He/Him)

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spiders

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5points

️‍️‍️TRAINS RIGHTS️‍️️‍️

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We are quite unpopular here on bp

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5points

Tall Tomatoe

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We are making it harder for women to get proper reproductive care, we love guns, and we use any form of measurement but the metric system.

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5points

Jeweled Dragon (She/They)

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The country that has no original culture besides bad stereotypes.

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4points

Llama King

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My country: Has technically annexed three other countries(kind of)and is fairly new by country standards..

Bonus country: One of the smallest and richest countries in the world.

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4points

Epsilon (he/him)

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The little mermaid

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4points

Sleepiness

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We have school shooter drills a lot and my teacher got kidnapped and murdered at the start of the school year. And someone robbed a restaurant that’s near our school so we had to stay in the closet for three hours :)

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3points

One Happy Doggo

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-I moved out of my home country because of political issues, so try to guess them both lmao

1. cold cold cold, government bad, why war

2. it’s smaller than any city but somehow holds more people than imagineable. (in asia)

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3points

ЛеснойКороль(they/he)🇺🇦🇷🇺

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Carnival, samba, and football.

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3points

RafCo (he/him/ele)

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Politicians in our country, laughingstocks in the rest of the world. Also, huge portion sizes.

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3points

Kitcat

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Football but way more physically aggressive.
BBQs.
Pickup Trucks.
Eagles.
Beer.
Guns. Lots of them.
Massive $800 Billion defense budget.

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2points

Average Chicago sports fan

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We go to other countries saying we will "fix" their problems and by the time we leave, everything is about 10 times worse.

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2points

Disona

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Cheeseburgers

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2points

SZ

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White men shooting guns. If we want to be more specific in the place, white republicans milking cows in blue mountains. That’s about it.

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2points

BINI

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fat and stupid; as kids, we're taught that we are the only free country in the world.

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2points

Skater Chick (they/them)

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Watch me get downvoted. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4CLqYEn7tRg

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Final score:

1point

Lil Potato IS BACK!!!!

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Bread and sprinkles

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1point

Sage da therian

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Locals PI55 on the Blarney Stone. Tourists KI55 it.

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1point

Buck Up

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I have eaten many exotic foods in my current country, including pork belly, snout & brain, duck liver, chicken feet & intestine, rabbit, rodent, yak, yak & buffalo milk, frog body, chicken noodle-carpenter ant soup, eel, shredded-candied pork floss, sea sponge, and grilled starfish. Lots of rice and noodles too. I can show you some photos

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1point

Mr Old School Cool

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Currently on strike

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0points

RedPepper

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Without us, you’d be speaking German, Russian, or Chinese

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Final score:

-2points

Blinders

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