Hey Pandas! Google “Florida man” and then your birthday (day/month) and tell me what a Florida man did! I’ll start: “Florida man with no arms stabbed a Chicago tourist. Florida man allegedly used his feet to stab a tourist.”

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"Florida man hit dad in face with pizza after learning he helped deliver him"

Thats one odd thank you lol

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    "florida man (literally named florida) breaks into seafood restaurant, steals all their White Claw and dumps it into pond"

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    #3

    "Florida man arrested for pelting girlfriend with McDonalds"

    Now I want McDonalds.

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    #4

    Florida man faces charges for eating pancakes in middle of the road.

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    #5

    Florida man threw a lizard at a Wendy’s drive thru

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    #6

    Florida man arrested for passing out marijuana 'because it was Christmas'

    there was another one but i liked this one better

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heyyy that’s a Christmas gift I’d enjoy, and it’s free right?

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    #7

    Florida man killed neighbor with kindness. The name of his machete.

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    #8

    Florida Man calls 911 to report himself drunk driving

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    #9

    June 3rd. Flordia man threw a cheeseburger at a pregnant lady... Za hekk!?!?!?

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    #10

    naked florida man covered in vaseline caught running through a mall, october 22

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    #11

    Mine had a forty year old Florida man with no arms stabbing a guy with scissors

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    #12

    "Florida Man Arrested for Trying To Get Alligator Drunk"

    Ummm the stupidity.
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    #13

    Florida man claims ‘stand your ground’ defense for killing an iguana'

    Hmm

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    #14

    Florida man claiming to be God arrested after touching people, fighting with police, being tased

    Police: Florida man offered to buy mother’s child for $100,000 at grocery store

    Police: South Florida man claims ‘voodoo’ caused him to impregnate 13-year-old


    Unsee juice please.

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    #15

    Hmm... Mine are interesting.

    "Florida man tries to pay for fast food with bag of weed" sorry buddy

    "Florida man was determined to steal a bottle of Pepsi, deputies say" (this guy broke down a convince store door for this...)

    "Florida man banned from United Airlines after wearing red thong over his face instead of a mask"

    "Florida man reportedly threw Christmas tree at wife"

    Y'all... There's actually a website for this. It's called floridamanbirthday.org

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thank you for the link i learned my birthday is a vending machines kidnapping date lol

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    #16

    Floridian Spiderman robbed a Winn Dixie Wine and Liquor store. He stole $150 in liquor and $420 in Newport cigarettes.

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    #17

    Florida Man is facing charges as police say he stole an alligator and attempted to throw it on a roof.

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    #18

    "Florida Man Tells Police He Found Jehovah, Admits To Killing Woman A Decade Ago."

    "Florida man shoots, kills puppy from balcony during walk with its owners, police say."

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    #19

    Florida man pulls out 'Dank Gummies' instead of ID after nearly hitting gas pump, deputies say. Suspect claims it was regular candy.
    The gummies were Dank

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    #20

    I'm not gonna say it's me... but this is a little too close to home!

    'Florida man wearing gloves steals all the chicken wings at 7-Eleven, officials say'

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    #21

    So many good ones for March 17th. Stealing an alligator, which is probably pretty common, same as peeing in someone's house. But what makes a Florida Man special is "Florida Man nabbed after calling 911 to verify authenticity of his meth."

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    #22

    "Florida man pelts girlfriend with McDonalds"

    Bonus (did one for my dad)

    "Florida man under arrest after throwing baby at sheriff in an attempt to escape during a chase"

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    #23

    florida man chugged 2 beers in under 30 seconds at EPCOT

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i found a much worse one, "florida man mollested dog then attacked dogs owner" oh and "florida man steals vending machine"

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