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#1

I was going to tell a joke about amnesia but I forgot the punchline.

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#2

This is a long joke. Not sure the punchline justifies the time. Anyways, here we go…
A piece of string walks into a bar. The barman says, “I’m sorry we don’t serve drinks to string here”. The piece of string is obviously upset at this blatant prejudice but decides to leave to avoid a scene. The next day, the piece of string really fancies a drink and so it puts on a hat and shirt and goes into the bar. The piece of string says “I’ll have a beer please, my good man”. The barman looks suspiciously at the string. “You’re not a piece of string are you? Because we don’t serve them here.” The string says “no, I’m just a regular person wearing a shirt and hat and wanting a beer.” The barman takes another look and realises that it is, in fact, a string and refuses to serve it. The piece of string is terribly upset and leaves. It throws off the shirt and hat and gets itself all ragged at the edges and tied up in knots. After this, it heads back into the bar. The barman says “are you that piece of string I sent out of here a little earlier?” The string replies “no. I’m a frayed knot”

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#3

Knock knock ✊ Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger 🍔

This is a longish joke.
So a girl was playing in the garden and her mum who was cooking called her in. “Can you please go to the shop and buy milk? Your dad went but he forgot the milk.” Said Mum. “Of course I can!” Said the girl “Buy light milk.OK?” “Yes!”
She went to the shop, bought the milk and started walking home. “Oh no! This isn’t light milk! It’s so heavy!” She said. She walked home. “Mum, I’m sorry but I don’t think this is light milk.” She said. “Let me see” said Mum. “Honey, this is light milk!” “Then why is it so heavy?” Said the girl.

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