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i’m bored. this probably won’t even get posted lmao. fuck bp. anyway, go crazy ig. 🪑

my mom broke my hand bc she found out im transfem #goals. anyways im moving to norway so no more france + my grandpa encouraged me to do more self harm and kill myself but im here so i slayed😍👌

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Nari<3

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nariiii<3 (Submission author) 1 year ago

OK UPDATE: IM FINE AND MOVED IN WITH MY AUNT!!

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Would anyone be interested in some free adoptable characters? I made some for fun, and I have a few I don't want to keep. I might post them, if anyone wants one.

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A Wild Bean (they/them/any)

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A Wild Bean (they/them/any) (Submission author) 1 year ago

(Ok, I suppose they could be considered fursonas, but it doesn't really matter)

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I have art exam on Monday. I’m getting 45/50 in bio, 39.5/50 in physics and 35/50 for my first art paper. I drew an amazing orange today

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Stardust she/her

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𝕊𝕙𝕪 𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕘𝕠𝕟 (𝕤𝕙𝕖/𝕙𝕖𝕣) 󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 1 year ago

Congrats for your beautiful orange

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I'm tired and stressed, but I'll be ok. Things are going to settle down soon, and I have a lot to look forward to. I wish I could fly, it would be awesome. Ooh, also I came out as genderfluid to some of my friends, they were all super accepting, I'm not ready to come out to my family yet though.

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A Wild Bean (they/them/any)

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MINNI THE HAMSTER 1 year ago

❤️🏳️‍🌈 good luck!

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I kind of feel s****y bc of everyone else’s struggles, and then even more s****y when I return to my life from scrolling through bp. I’m lucky my life’s going well, but it kind of feels wrong to enjoy it when everyone else is going through stuff.

On to the positive tho, bc maybe it’ll help distract y’all. I’m volunteering at a charity hospital here in Karachi. It’s heartbreaking to see financially struggling families deal with such heavy health issues, but at the same time it’s so comforting to know that even after the bad economic and political situation in Pakistan there is a whole health network dedicated to helping the needy completely free of charge. It’s called Indus Hospital and Health Network for those interested, I really wanna request that those who can, give to this place. It’s amazing.

Also amy, little sis, I’m here if you ever need anything. Also I invited Nico over to bp, fingers crossed he’ll like being here and in our circle?

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Tiramisu

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ChexmyLicks/🇯🇵 1 year ago

you are really a good guy, a selfless guy like WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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i talked to 3 guys last night to help them with their crushes, nervous abt the resultd

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Chex mylicks

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Cloakred_Is_Bored 1 year ago

No, help me

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okay so uhhhh idk what to say but anyways
who's ur favortie bp user?? and why ( friends etc or smth)

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Chex mylicks

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ThatBlackNightingale 1 year ago

Probably Amy, I gotchu Bestie, and anyone else in following rn.

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I watched season two of Heartstopper today!!! Episode 8 made me cry, it felt so real. But now that I’ve seen it I don’t have to worry about spoilers.

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Charlie Spring Fan (He/Him)

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Maytheblahaj 1 year ago

Wait it's out? How did I not know this

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i hit 105 followers on spotify so yay💪uh my dad is searching through my phone probably and i hope he doesn’t find anything cause i made him suspicious but i doubt he will but i couldn’t sleep anyway. oh and I’m now absolutely terrified to start high school. why? for one, it’s the BIGGEST school in the area, like waaaaay bigger and nicer than the one i would have been going to. and i only know about six people out of the thousands that will be there. and i’m in varsity choir and an advanced theatre class so that’s scary. but it’s also going to be so much better than being in my old district because if you didn’t know my old district really f****d me up.

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freakingbee (she/they)

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Tähtikarhu (he/him) 🇫🇮 1 year ago

Um da heq? Your father is literally violating your privacy and rights, not OK

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💀💀💀🪑

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𝓪𝓶𝔂

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ChexmyLicks/🇯🇵 1 year ago

okimjnhygtrfedwdrgtgrfdcwsd?

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#11

in my art class we were carving stuff and i made girl bodies now everyone knows im gay😭 also i really liked this guy (im pan) but it turns out he is transphobic so that freaking sucks erm.... reading a book called solitaire its pretty cool.... i dont want to go back to school something quanchivilous always happens in that hell hole

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pp horrendous

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freakingbee (she/he/they) 1 year ago

who’s the author of solitaire?

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#12

Ducks, Otters, Penguins, Dolphins, they are all "cute" animals but they are all vicious, bullying, sex obsessed creatures.

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Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

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Lex <3 (they/them) 1 year ago

What the duck

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Nu uh

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Cloakred_Is_Bored

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𝕊𝕙𝕪 𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕘𝕠𝕟 (𝕤𝕙𝕖/𝕙𝕖𝕣) 󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 1 year ago

No talking? Awww

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#14

HI! I'm new to BP, well having an account. I've been to scared to have one becoz I don't think my parents would approve...anyway-

Today at my Football (or soccer) camp some girl was looking SUPER moody so I decided to try cheer her up-

*I deliberately trip over her legs (not hurting her) and roll over twice then ask the imaginary ref for a penalty*
Her- SHUT UP!!!
Me- Oh, we are using big girl language ay?
Her- GO AWAY AND SHUT UP!!!
Me- *walks away and brings friend back*
Freind- Who u telling to shut up?
Her- HE WAS ANNOYING ME!!!
INFO- I had cancer (had) and I'm bald w a cap on in a football strip so a pretty easy mistake (I'm a girl)
Me- Who u calling a boy?
Her- YOU!!
Freind- She's not a boy.
Her- YES SHE IS!!
Me- U wanna look down there (think dirty)
Her- U ARE A BOY, WHERE IS UR NAILS?!?
Me *wearing SUPER cute pink French tips* what thease ones?
Her- JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Me and Freind- jeez ok.

*Later on*

*me sits down near her*
Her to her friends in an loud voice- OH look!! There is the girl who bullied me!!
Me- I tried to cheer u up. And I corrected my gender, MULTIPLE times.
Her- Well I thought you were a boy! U look like one!!
Me- Why?
Her- coz
Me- No, WHY?
Her- well you don't have long hair!!!
Me- WELL MAYBE that's what CANCER does to a person!
Some random watching- OOH DAM
Her *still not apologising* -WELL if u have cancer you shouldn't be here!!!
Me- well I bet it.
Randoms- oh good!
Her- JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

*Later on*

*me and my friends mucking around and play fighting*
*Freind nearly pushes me off wall*
Me- *screams*
Her- HAHAHAHAHA!!! *pointing at me*
Me and friends- What's ur problem???
Her- LEAVE ME ALONE I SAID *shouts at coach* COACH TELL HER TO LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Coach- girls leave her alone.
Me- HE (I've been calling her a boy) was laughing at me!
Freinds- She called her a boy over and over again!

Omg sorry. I'm venting.

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Brainless Blobfish 1 year ago (edited)

I've been confused for a guy to bc of my short hair. But honestly short hair is so much more comfortable to have in the summer.

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🐼🐯🐶🐽🐭🦊🐗🦝🐭🦓🐰🐹🐷🦮🐕‍🦺🐂🦬🐈‍⬛🐕🐖🐈‍⬛🐢🐸🐀🐍🐩🐄🦕🐇🦄🦖🐈‍⬛🐩🐕‍🦺🦥🐄🐄🐢🐥🦉🦆🐥🦜🐋🦜🐥🦆🦆 🦆

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ChexmyLicks/🇯🇵 1 year ago

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#16

I finished watching The Owl House, why did it have to end so soon! It is my favourite show and now that it's over I don't know what I should do.

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Lex <3 (they/them) 1 year ago

I really want to watch it but my parents force me to watch toddler shows even tho I’m a teenager 👹

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I got my first major role in a musical!!! I've been doing ballet and competition dance for YEARS now, and I've always wanted to do a musical that isn't a school production. Wish me luck guys!

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One of my best friends is probably dead, he said he was gonna off himself and then disappeared and I haven’t heard anything from him in over 24 hours so that sucks. A bit more info: he sent a suicide note to me and some of his other friends at like 1am PST august 7th, and then when I woke up I texted him and he responded, he refused to call a helpline or go to therapy, said he was at a friends house, and then I texted him around 2-3 hours later and the messages haven’t been delivered. The police were notified but I haven’t heard anything from them. I can’t do anything because I’m over 3 hours away and I won’t be back til Monday. I hope he’s still alive but unless the police found him it’s unlikely

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Lex <3 (they/them) 1 year ago

This post made me realize how much stress I must have put my friends through when I attempted to uh you know what. Especially since I didn’t respond to any of their messages for two weeks. If any of my irl friends are reading this I’m so sorry. Also, have you heard back from your friend yet? I hope theyre ok and got the help they need. I’m also really sorry about what you’re going through…

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Hi.

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Maytheblahaj(she/her)

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cartoon ghosts 1 year ago

Hey I am having doubts about my sanity can we please talk I'm really scared that I'm going to hurt someone

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#20

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Helllllllooooooooooo. How d’you do? I’m fine. Here’s some animal jokes:
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger. Haha time.
What did the vulture say to the other vulture whilst they were flying over a desert? Long time, no sea. Hahaha. Actually I think I got that joke wrong. I kinda forgot it. ANYWAYS, enough jokes! We must talk about cats! Soooo… cats got the ability to meow to get the attention of hoomans. Cats are cute. Ehhh. I don’t know what to talk about. Hmmm. 👾👾👾👾 do aliens exist? We are technically aliens right? We come from space? Why is the cowboy emoji always happy like how? 🤠 like nobody I’ve ever seen has that face. I don’t mean to bully their face or anything. Do you guys dislike emo people?

💀💀💀💀💀skulllllsssss💀💀💀💀💀
🎷🐢 🎷🐢🎷🐢🎷🐢🎷🐢🎷🐢🎤🐢
Bannnnddddddd
✨✨✨✨✨✨glitttttwerrrrrrrr✨✨✨

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A Very Glittery Moth Indeed

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Lex <3 (they/them) 1 year ago

Do I dislike emo people in general? No. Do I dislike my past self when I was an emo wannabe loser? Yes.

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wow the self doubt is real today lmao. well now i'm telling myself i'm being trans for attention again :DD (#mentalhealthgoals) and i kinda want to die, but that's ok ✨ anyways i start school in a week and my mom won't let me take the adhd meds that were already ordered and delivered to the damn pharmacy so we'll see how school goes :') also my executive function is gone (like it was ever there lmao 💀) but that's enough about meeee how are u guys doing?

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Lex <3 (they/them) 1 year ago

I hear ya bro- my stupid ✨intrusive thoughts✨ keep telling me that I’m nonbinary for a trend/attention/other s**t that makes no sense. Also good luck in school, I haven’t started yet but I’m starting this Wednesday and I get to see all my *sigh* toxic friends that give me death threats again. Sorry if I sound pathetic lmao I suck at this

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Hola, so fun thing, let me introduce you into my life for a couple moments, hypothetical situation, you are me: you have to: clean your room before the 18th (it's the fifteenth) and both your house and the additional dwelling unit in the backyard of your house are being rebuilt/updated, on the 18th (the reason why you need to clean your room which is an extreme chaotic mess) you have a audition for a play that you haven't memorized any of the songs or lines for. You have a party coming up on the 25th with an after-party, and then on the 27th it's your birthday (yay, ) you have a teaching job that's starting in a week or three and you still haven't finished the budget plan, the itinerary or the class plan or gotten all the materials you need for that class, you have a farm job starting up in a week or two that will make you wake up at extremely early hours, and you like to sleep in, a lot. Also, on the 31st you have been invited to a party that you don't know if you're going to be able to go to yet, but you really want to go as it's one of your best friend's birthday party's, also you just got a new puppy and kitten and chickens. Also next month is another theater opportunity that you should be getting ready for now but you're procrastinating, and you're just starting to read the first Harry Potter book to try and ignore the fact that you've been having a hard time getting through the Sherlock Holmes series... That's just some of it, I know I am extremely blessed with the situation I am in, I have a big home a loving family, multiple pets (as I mentioned previously) a roof over my head and enough food to get me through the zombie apocalypse(a short one I like to eat my ramen a lot) but I am extremely stressed, also, the lawyers won't let me drive either of our cars (we have two as we have my mother's car that she uses to get to work and my dad's car that he uses to get to work) I know some of y'all might not be religious or anything but for those of you who are if you could keep me in your prayers, or at least just keep me in your thoughts I would be extremely appreciative... I know this was a bit of a rant but here you go...

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